Quotes: Con Air

 JOHN: look.
 JOHN: i love nic cage. he is basically my hero, ok?
 JOHN: but i'm kind of just realizing now that he is EMBARRASSINGLY BAD in this movie!
 JOHN: he is just doing this corny parody of a southern guy who is down on his luck, and acts "charming" with his goofy accent and stuff.
 JOHN: can you believe that one time we were watching this movie, when he said "put the bunny back in the box" i actually high fived my dad?
 JOHN: this time that line just made me roll my eyes.
 JOHN: there's so much crappy dialogue!
 JOHN: "cyrus, this is your barbecue, and it tastes good..." arrgh!