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Bond is already doing his routine where he preternaturally senses shit... M hilariously scrunches up his face and goes, "Oh, do come along, Bond! Let's think of a more logical explanation, shall we?" And M's grandpa reading glasses really add to the effect here. It's almost like he's grumpy about SPECTRE making him miss out on the early bird special.

Almost immediately, he was a problem. Complaining, questioning authority, scheming against his betters... all of this earned him his share of dangerous missions and a number of sessions with the masters of pain. Somehow, he survived all of it...
The Shadowed One on Avak, BIONICLE

Britta: When are we going to outgrow this outmoded concept of marriage?
Annie: What, you're anti-wedding now?
Jeff: No, she's just pro-anti.
Britta: No to everything you both said!

Sam Coleman: We believe that these Titans and others like them provide an essential balance to our world.
[literally 14 seconds later]
Senator Williams: We still haven't heard one good reason why Monarch shouldn't fall under military jurisdiction, or why these creatures shouldn't be exterminated.

Kojak: How do I stop being who I am, and start being somebody you can get along with, sir? Now, what kind of cop would that make me?
Chief Brokaw: I don't know. But one thing I do know: I will punish you.
Kojak, "In Full Command"

Dr. Kelso: The point is, sometimes what's best for this hospital is what's best for the patients. I know it, you know it and guess what, Dr. Cox knows it too. Although damned if he doesn't disagree with me just because I said it.
JD: Sir, I don't think that's true.
Dr. Kelso: Perry, it's hotter than hell in here.
Dr. Cox: Freezing.
Dr. Kelso: Great coffee, though.
Dr. Cox: Rat piss.
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Murphy is an incompetent suck-up.
Dr. Cox: No, Bob, in fact he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with.
Dr. Kelso: (to JD) Your witness.
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