Quotes / Commander Contrarian

Bond is already doing his routine where he preternaturally senses shit... M hilariously scrunches up his face and goes, ďOh, do come along, Bond! Letís think of a more logical explanation, shall we?Ē And Mís grandpa reading glasses really add to the effect here. Itís almost like heís grumpy about SPECTRE making him miss out on the early bird special.

Kojak: How do I stop being who I am, and start being somebody you can get along with, sir? Now, what kind of cop would that make me?
Chief Brokaw: I don't know. But one thing I do know: I will punish you.
'Kojak, "In Full Command"

Dr. Kelso: The point is, sometimes what's best for this hospital is what's best for the patients. I know it, you know it and guess what, Dr. Cox knows it too. Although damned if he doesn't disagree with me just because I said it.
JD: Sir, I don't think that's true.
Dr. Kelso: Perry, it's hotter than hell in here.
Dr. Cox: Freezing.
Dr. Kelso: Great coffee though.
Dr. Cox: Rat piss.
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Murphy is an incompetent suck-up.
Dr. Cox: No Bob, in fact he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with.
Dr. Kelso: (to JD) Your witness.
Scrubs

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