Quotes / Bulletproof Vest

Malcolm Reynolds: Zoe, you okay?
Zoe Washburne: (grunts) Armor's dented.
— "Serenity," Firefly

The Operative: I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed—
Mal: Good. (shoots him, turns to leave, and gets jumped)
The Operative: ...I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron.

Rygel: (To Scorpius' body) Sorry I had to shoot you but... you know how it goes.
Scorpius: (Very quietly) How did you know I was wearing body armor?
Rygel: I wasn't sure- but 131 cycles in Peacekeeper captivity teaches you a few things.
Scorpius: What if you were wrong?
Rygel: Not so bad for me either way.

Archer: Shut up! That vest is bulletproof!
Cheryl: Oh. *gets shot in the arm* Ow!
Archer: But it is, y'know, a vest.
Archer, "El Secuestro"

"I want sleeves on my vest."
Col. Jack O'Neill after being shot twice while wearing one (one bullet hit his arm), "Desperate Measures," Stargate SG-1

"My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps."
Michael Carpenter, after showing that his wife made his plate armor bulletproof, The Dresden Files

Ambassador Bartlett: What if someone aims at my head?
"Type III ballistic body armor. Don't worry, those ribs will heal."
John Reese, Person of Interest, "Critical"

"It's called kevlar! You got any?"
"Thought not."
Frank Castle, The Punisher War Zone #17

"Silicone carbide discs...ceramic matrices...accompanied laminate...cutting edge body armor. We just sew it between the fabric and the lining. Zero penetration. However...[makes a pained expression]...quite painful, I'm afraid."