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"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself."

(Church and Tucker are ducked behind rocks to avoid gunfire from the jeep)
Church: I guess we'll just sit here. That thing's gotta run out of bullets sometime.
(Fade to Black. Episode ends. Fade In. New episode has begun the next week)
Church: My God, doesn't that thing ever run out of bullets?

Unlimited ammo!

Sometimes, I Forget To Reload
The Dove, Borderlands

In the real world, people do sometimes run out of shotgun shells. Hollywood lies to you constantly.

"This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life, I swear to God. Seagal manages to fire SEVENTEEN TIMES before even hitting the fucking ground! I counted! He lands on a rolling cart (which under his awesome girth should have exploded into a thousand pieces) and proceeds to singlehandedly wipe out the entire gang firing another 25 rounds making it a total of FORTY-TWO shots before he bothers to reload!"
Noah Antwiler on Belly of the Beast

Willie: Wait a second! Wait a second! You got a .45 revolver that holds six bullets! Now, I counted at least twenty shots and you never reloaded!
Hammer: That's right.

Proton picked up Lonzak's gun and slammed in a million-round magazine.

Sgt. Randall: Hold right here! Wait for them to reload!
Player: You know I'm the only guy on the continent who has to reload his weapons, right?

"Where all de axes come from, anyway? I throw axe, I get new axe! Throw axe, new axe! Mmh. Dis some powerful voodoo."

"Just hold down the trigger and keep firing!"
Captain William Rush, Time Crisis 4

"This is a drum of ammunition for a Tommy gun, which seems weird to you, because you've grown accustomed to a level of abstraction at which ranged weapons don't use ammo."
Kingdom of Loathing item description

"I got fifty-seven more goddamn rounds in this four round magazine!"

The DC-15S pistol isn't my favorite weapon, but it never runs outta ammo, and that counts for something in a firefight.
Sev, Star Wars: Republic Commando loading screen hint


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