Quotes / Bottomless Pits

I'm sure it came with the place. I don't think you build one on purpose.
Gerrard, Magic: The Gathering flavor text for Bottomless Pit

When I came here, I tossed something into the pit. I still haven't heard it hit. And I. Have. Good. Ears.
Lord Ith, Magic: The Gathering: The Gathering Dark

"Chasm Death – “Expect a plagiarism lawsuit from Wile E. Coyote."
Comic Book Guy, The Simpsons Game.

DANGER! — DON'T JUMP IN THE DRAIN! — YOU WILL DIE!

In this land of ours, there are many great pits, but none more bottomless than the Bottomless Pit. Which, as you can see here, is bottomless.
Stan, Gravity Falls, "Bottomless Pit!"


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