That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large hunk of Iron."
Zack: Tch! Then why don't you get a lighter one?
Artemis: Sword? This is but my dagger.
Sten: This weapon is off balance to the point of uselessness. It may as well be scrap metal on a stick. Can I assume you wield it with the intent that it compensate for your inadequate genitals?