"I've gotten through a lot of bad movies by imagining a better movie. This is the first time I've seen a bad movie imagine a better version of
"Ha ha, it was
all a dream, everybody! ... those who have been irritated by this plot have been rewarded with the most irritating sort of ending that narrative has to offer."
"I remember a review I wrote, a long while back...and it's been a lot of reviews now. 100. I remember saying, 'This episode would be the best episode ever in the history of
Smallville, if they had only really done it'... Clark has a dream sequence where Lex finds out his secret. In response, Lex goes ballistic, rips out a sword, and smashes it across Clark's chest into a million pieces, declaring war.
I said to myself, if that were the episode I were seeing instead of it being a dream sequence, it would have been the best episode of the series. It was bold, it was daring, it took risks, it was unsafe in all the right ways, the ways that compel you to watch or read."
"First of all, we're told throughout the story that the Doctor's actions are being misrepresented. Second, we're told at the end of the Trial as a whole that the story's grand crescendo, Peri's death, was all a fabrication and that Peri is fine. What we're left with is an oddity in Doctor Who — a story defined primarily by the fact that it never happened. This is a pity, as what's actually going on in Mindwarp is quite good...Of course, in another sense the idea that the Colin Baker era would render one of its best stories non-canon is almost too fitting."
"I don't like all of the cheats that Moffat pulls off in this episode, like a magician who shows you a trick and then reveals that it was all a con in the first place. Danny Pink is dead (shock horror)...oh no wait he's alive again in some industrial afterlife. Clara has thrown all the TARDIS keys into the heart of an active volcano (shock horror)...oh no wait it was a memory patch illusion created by the Doctor to what she is up to. The Doctor is going to cross the barrier between the living and the dead and step foot into the afterlife (shock horror)...oh no wait it is a piece of Time Lord technology that traps departing souls...It's a shame because these moments in the first fifteen minutes are about as gripping as
Doctor Who has been in the past four seasons, and to have them revealed to be cheats guts them of a lot of their worth. There is nothing more irritating than a writer pretending to be bold and fearless."
"Can this still be real or some crazy dream?"
"You beat the game, yeah, dude you were supreme But I hate to inform you, it was all just a dream (yes, really) You stayed up late, you played until your thumbs bled, But it was all just made up in Homeboy's head
Mario 2, you're enjoyable, yes, You were both grueling and fun, you put us kids to the test (for sure) But the game ends on such a cop-out-ey note Whoever's idea that was can lick my scrote."
"All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."
So, what you're saying is that what you experienced in the simulation didn't really happen, or even matter? Stewie:
Yes, that's correct. Brian:
So, it was sorta like a dream? Stewie:
No, it was a simulation. Brian:
Yes, but, theoretically, if someone watched the events of that simulation from start to finish, only to find out that none of it really happened
, I mean... you don't think, that would, j— be just like a giant middle finger to them? Stewie:
Well, hopefully, they would have enjoyed the ride. Brian:
I don't know, man. I think you'd piss a lot of people off that way.
But I destroyed the technology of the world! I ran on the beach and felt the sand between my foot-cups! Technician:
*shrugging* Everyone experiences the upgrade a little differently. Bender:
Oof. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything
is real? Is is not possible, nay, probable
, that my entire life is just a figment of my or someone else's imagination? Technician:
No. Get out.
Wait, you're telling me I went through all that mental anguish over a dream? What a cheat!
Peter: You've calmed down since this morning.
Well, it's dawned on me that this must be a dream. Think about it - if I'd really metamorphosized into a mini-Paige, The X-Files
division at the FBI would've sent Mulder and Scully to investigate by now.
Jason: Curse the infallible logic of my subconscious!
I mean, there are mutants, and there there are mutants
(it turns out to really be a dream, though)
Yay it was all a dream everything is ok phew that was lucky.
"What happened to the graphics? What the-? What?! WHAT?! IT WAS ALL A DREAM?! What the fuck! You LIED to me! TITTYCOCKS! Wake the fuck up, I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass! Stop that snorin', I'm gonna slap the shit outta you! Fuckin'- yeah, yeah! Look at me when I'm talking to- no, don't close your eyes! *sob* Everything I know is a lie!"
Hero Boy: Are you saying this is all just a dream?
: You said it kid, not me!
"...shit, I hallucinated all of that, didn't I."
, Home Alone Games
, episode's very last line