Quotes: Aliens Speaking English
Homer: How is it that you speak English?
I am actually speaking Rigellian. By astonishing coincidence, both of our languages are exactly the same.
To make things easier, everyone speaks English.
— A short story about humans meeting aliens. In Portuguese.
Graeme: How come I can understand you? Are you using some neural language router?
: Actually, I'm speaking English you fucking idiot!
Our only hope is to communicate with the aliens, and show them our peaceful intentions. Bender:
Perhaps they speak perfect English... as do we. Farnsworth:
We can't take that chance! We'll need my universal auto-translator!
The humans are having a dick-waving competition with various aliens that all speak perfect English, in various American dialects.
: Dear Stargate SG-1, why do all the aliens speak English? Christopher Judge
: Oh, Crap
, they found out about that.
: Hmm... How do you speak English so well? Lexx
: I'm not speaking English. You're speaking Galactic Standard
: [speaking Namekian] Dende. What have you brought to Guru's house? Dende
: [speaking Namekian] Foreigners. They claim they are here to help. Personally, I think we are boned. Krillin
: You have such a beautiful language. Nail
: [speaking Namekian] Ah. It seems we must speak the Universal Language. Nail