Princess Voluptua: Jean! We're in a crisis, and whether you acknowledge it or not, I am your sovereign. You–
Dr. Jean Poule: Say what?! I'm an American, you cosmic bimbo! People fought and died so I'd never have to bow to any ?!$&?! royalty! Princesses are good for tabloids and Disney theme parks and that's it!!
Princess Voluptua: Are you so parochial you think the wider universe cares whether your little tribe overthrew its chieftain or not?! My empire has owned your world and had dominion over every self-important creature on it since spines were a novelty there!
Dr. Jean Poule: AT LEAST WE HAVE SPINES!!
Princess Voluptua: Spines... Okay, I walked into that...
Dr. Jean Poule: Say what?! I'm an American, you cosmic bimbo! People fought and died so I'd never have to bow to any ?!$&?! royalty! Princesses are good for tabloids and Disney theme parks and that's it!!
Princess Voluptua: Are you so parochial you think the wider universe cares whether your little tribe overthrew its chieftain or not?! My empire has owned your world and had dominion over every self-important creature on it since spines were a novelty there!
Dr. Jean Poule: AT LEAST WE HAVE SPINES!!
Princess Voluptua: Spines... Okay, I walked into that...
