Quotes / Actually Pretty Funny

Gabe: Dune? It sounds dry.
Tycho: I'm trying not to be amused by that.

Batman: Do you want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done... I would have saved you.
Joker: (laughing) That actually is... pretty funny!

Wesley throws a snowball off of the holodeck which smacks into and soaks Picard’s uniform and he still doesn’t punish him. Wil Wheaton rather brilliantly suggests on his review site that this is a believable exchange between Wesley and the Captain whilst the rest of the episode is an embarrassing farce. Bless him.

They're clearly doing their damndest to spin the TV Movie into a credible way to entertain yourself for ninety minutes, though I imagine they ran commercials so it was more like two and a half hours...They find enough little moments to show that are quite clever, at least. I'll admit, I had completely forgotten the gag of the Master convincing Chang Lee that the Doctor was secretly Genghis Khan. That's properly brilliant.

David: After getting yelled at for losing the last night’s design, she apologizes and is rebuffed. She then presents the “remix” of the apology, saying she’s sorry for for every second she ever spent at that office.
Chris: I’ll confess that after seeing this movie, there was about a month where I amused myself by telling people “okay, then let me try the remix” after I said things they didn’t like.
Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Catwoman

Sans: hey, take it easy. i've gotten a ton of work done today. a skele-ton.
Papyrus: SANS!!!
Sans: come on. you're smiling.
Papyrus: I AM AND I HATE IT!

Fucking Jimmy. Fucking with us just for the fun of it. I gotta give the son of a bitch some credit for wit on this one. [chuckles] Cocksucker.

Hol Horse: The gun is mightier than the sword, my friend.
Polnareff: Just what the hell are you trying to get at, anyway?
Hol Horse: See, my stand is the gun, so your sword can't beat my gun.
Polnareff: What's that? I can beat your bum? Oh, you're into that stuff!
Polnareff starts laughing, and Hol Horse joins in shortly. After some fifteen seconds of laughter-

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