Quotes: A Good Name for a Rock Band

Weird Al Yankovic: Hammond's got a mental rectal thermometer.
Mike Nelson: I used to play bass for Mental Rectal Thermometer.

Weird Al Yankovic: I'd like to Sattler her Waldorf.
Mike Nelson: I think that his name was Statler.
Weird Al Yankovic: I stand by my filthy muppet innuendo.
Mike Nelson: I used to play bass for Filthy Muppet Innuendo.

Mike Nelson: I used to play bass for Embryo Cold Storage.
Weird Al Yankovic: Do you even know how to play the bass?
Mike Nelson: Not a lick.
Jurassic Park: Rifftrax Edition

Quint: Hooper drives the boat, chief
Bill Corbett: Hooper Drives the Boat, Chief is the name of my irony-drenched emo band.
Jaws: Rifftrax Edition

Kevin Murphy: He's lapsing into Nicholson.
Mike Nelson: Lapsing Into Nicholson is the name of my emo band.

Leonidas: Submission?
Mike Nelson: That'd be a good name for a Muslim rock band.

"If I ever start up a punk band, one of the names I'll be sure to consider is the Invisible Flying Predators. (Also, I never plan to start up a punk band, so the name is up for grabs.)"
Albert Walker, agonybooth.com, recaps Overlords of the UFO

"She likes cloth. That's a good band name."
Random guy #2, Teen Girl Squad, "Issue 12"

"With the baby suffocating, Edward and co decide to perform a vampire cesarean. Jacob takes some time off to write down 'Vampire Cesarean' as a possible future name for his punk band, and then races to Bella's side in time to hear her spine break."

Tenth Doctor: Trickster is a creature from beyond the universe, forever trying to break into our reality, manifest himself. He's one of the Pantheon of Discord.
Clyde: That's a good name for a band.
Tenth Doctor: Actually, not bad.
The Sarah Jane Adventures, "The Wedding of Sarah-Jane Smith"

Paul: Lois Lane and the Resistance does sound a bit like a New Wave band.
Al: So does Wonder Woman and the Furies. Or Frankenstein and the Creatures of the Unknown. I think I saw them one time on Top of the Pops 2.

Wedge: What an exquisite name that would be for a rock band, no?
Eyrie Productions Unlimited Forums, 7/4/2002

Elliot: This couch reminded me of my grandpa, he used to drive around in a car just like it. You know, until he was killed in that seven car pile-up.
JD: Seven Car Pile-up would be a good name for a rock band.
Elliot: Yeah, you actually told me that on the day he died.

"He believes that Rei and the Dummy Plugs (Oooh, must copyright that band name!) will be sufficient to that task."
Strypgia talking about his story, Advice And Trust, in this post