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Question: What is the first thing an arts major asks when he leaves university? Answer: Would you like fries with that? — The current incarnation of a very, very, very old joke.
Why anyone who wants a job would study Lit's a mystery/ Unless their only other choice were something like Art History/ A BA in Communications guarantees that you'll achieve/ A little less than if you'd learned to underwater basket-weave. —xkcd #1052, "Every Major's Terrible  "
You are a genius if you can finish a five-year course in ancient Babylonian astrology in only two years. You are an idiot if you think anyone is going to hire a guy with a major in ancient Babylonian astrology. —MAD
Princeton: What do you do
With a B.A. in English? What is my life going to be? Four years of college And plenty of knowledge Have earned me this useless degree.
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