Question: What is the first thing an arts major asks when he leaves university?
Answer: Would you like fries with that?
— The current incarnation of a very, very, very old joke.
Why anyone who wants a job would study Lit's a mystery/
Unless their only other choice were something like Art History/
A BA in Communications guarantees that you'll achieve/
A little less than if you'd learned to underwater basket-weave.
You are a genius if you can finish a five-year course in ancient Babylonian astrology in only two years.
You are an idiot if you think anyone is going to hire a guy with a major in ancient Babylonian astrology.
Princeton: What do you do
With a B.A. in English?
What is my life going to be?
Four years of college
And plenty of knowledge
Have earned me this useless degree.