"This is a family show, for Christ-sake! The network [broadcasting The Fabulous Feebles Variety Hour] would never allow [Sebastian's "Sodomy" number]!"
— Bletch, Meet the Feebles
“Don't let your kids watch it!”
— Robbie Rotten in the third season trailer of LazyTown, edited onto various Subverted Kids' Shows.
"The basic premise of [Don't Hug Me I'm Scared] by Becky and Joe (animators Becky Sloan and Joseph Pelling) is as follows: Take a trio of cuddly puppets in an environment that screams 'Early 90's kids television,' add a dose of satire and a heap of surrealism and leave to simmer until the whole fucking thing boils over and stains the bottom of the pan a nice, thick black."
— Benjamin Hiorns, Creativepool, "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared by Becky & Joe launches to solve world problems
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"“Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.”
"YO, SHIT FOR BRAINS! WHAT GODDAMN COLOR IS THIS? HUH? YOU FUCKING BLIND MOTHERFUCKER! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? COMING HERE AND SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX, PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEO GAMES. YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT COLORS, YOU... YOU DUMB FORESKIN!"
—Joel, Vinesauce, modding his own voice into a cheesy Edutainment Game called Color Fun, ''Shareware Madness Part 9
Duck: And every day's a new surprise.
Yellow Guy: When you're learning with us guys!
Red Guy: And we live in an actual nightMAAAAAAARRRE!
Yellow Guy: When you're learning with us guys!
Red Guy: And we live in an actual nightMAAAAAAARRRE!
—Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, "Friendship" intro
