"Hulk, stop! Just for once in your life, don't smash!"
— Thor, Thor: Ragnarok
"Oh yeah? Well, bite my shiny metal—OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
— Bender, Futurama
Agent: He's saying, 'Ho!'
Four: But he should be saying, 'Ho ho ho!' That's what Father Christmas always says!
Four: But he should be saying, 'Ho ho ho!' That's what Father Christmas always says!
— Numberjacks Christmas audio story
Dani: What did you tell them?
Carl: I told them you coming here makes this place unsafe for them. Also, the day I warned them would come, has come. My past has caught up with me. And...I won't be back.
Carl: I told them you coming here makes this place unsafe for them. Also, the day I warned them would come, has come. My past has caught up with me. And...I won't be back.
Robin: Holy rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: What?
Robin: The ground. It's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, "hole-y".
Batman: Oh.
Batman: What?
Robin: The ground. It's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, "hole-y".
Batman: Oh.
Dr. Hibbert: Homer, take this quarter, call your mother, and tell her you're never going to be a stripper!
Homer: Aren't you gonna chuckle?
Dr. Hibbert: There's nothing to chuckle about.
Homer: Aren't you gonna chuckle?
Dr. Hibbert: There's nothing to chuckle about.
— The Simpsons, "C. E. D'oh"
"Now there is no one who can stop me."
—Kamen Rider Ark-Zero, Kamen Rider Zero-One
Ben Baxter: By the way, aren't you a little young to be pop stars?
(Beat)
Phineas: ...No.
Ben Baxter: Well, okay then!
(Beat)
Phineas: ...No.
Ben Baxter: Well, okay then!
— Phineas and Ferb, "Flop Starz"
"Those two statements clearly contradict... the idea that all I do is pit jurors against each other!"
— Ryunosuke Naruhodo, The Great Ace Attorney
Joshua: Each world here is split into two dimensions.
Riku: Okay I do not believe you.
Joshua: Sora is in the other one.
Riku: Okay I believe you.
Riku: Okay I do not believe you.
Joshua: Sora is in the other one.
Riku: Okay I believe you.
Fez: Now, good day!
Kelso: But Fez...
[beat]
Eric: Fez, he... he said but Fez.
Fez: So?
Donna: Well, usually this is the part where you say "I said good day!"
Fez: You'd like that, wouldn't you? Dance monkey, dance for our amusement! Well, no more! Now, good day!
Donna: But Fez...
Fez: I said good day! Aw, damn it!
Kelso: But Fez...
[beat]
Eric: Fez, he... he said but Fez.
Fez: So?
Donna: Well, usually this is the part where you say "I said good day!"
Fez: You'd like that, wouldn't you? Dance monkey, dance for our amusement! Well, no more! Now, good day!
Donna: But Fez...
Fez: I said good day! Aw, damn it!
"For once, I'm not gonna say, 'Settle down, Beavis'. You're absolutely right."
— Butt-Head, Beavis and Butt-Head while watching "Ghosted: Love Gone Missing"
"So I don't need any research to know that those recycling trucks are going to be... garbage trucks!"
— Dorothy Ann, The Magic School Bus, "Holiday Special"
"Since my customary farewell would appear oddly self-serving, I shall simply say... good luck."
— Spock Prime to his alternate timeline counterpart, Star Trek (2009)
Producer: Sounds like that(buying your way into the afterlife)'s going to be tough for people to do if everybody's enslaved.
Screenwriter: Actually... yep.
Producer: Kinda thought you were going to say something else there.
Screenwriter: Actually... yep.
Producer: Kinda thought you were going to say something else there.
— Screen Rant Pitch Meetings, forgoing the signature "Super easy, barely an inconvenience," Character Catchphrase in the Gods of Egypt pitch meeting
Yami: Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yami: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Kaiba: Actually, there are several situations in which summoning multiple monsters at once can be considered totally legal in this game.
Yami: ...That...that wasn't very funny.
Kaiba: Why would it be funny? I'm just trying to explain how to play.
Yami: This is all kinds of wrong!
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yami: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Kaiba: Actually, there are several situations in which summoning multiple monsters at once can be considered totally legal in this game.
Yami: ...That...that wasn't very funny.
Kaiba: Why would it be funny? I'm just trying to explain how to play.
Yami: This is all kinds of wrong!
