: Masturbation is portrayed as dangerous.
- Straight: Bob masturbates, and goes blind.
- Bob accidentally touches his penis while in the shower and goes blind as a result.
- Bob goes blind when he's washing down there in the shower (or for Bonus Points, holding his penis while he pees.)
- Downplayed: Bob's having A Date with Rosie Palms too often damages his sex life with others or his perception of sex, but not his body.
- Bob's masturbation distracted him, triggering some sort of accident upon him.
- Bob got semen in his eyes, and went temporarily blind as a result.
- Inverted: Bob masturbates, and his blindness is cured.
- Subverted: Bob masturbates, and excepts to be struck blind, but nothing happens...
- Double Subverted: ...immediately. As a result of his euphoria, he trips, falls, and hurts himself.
- Zig Zagged: Some men go blind from masturbation, some don't.
- Bob doesn't go blind.
- Bob doesn't masturbate.
- Enforced: Sex Is Evil
- Lampshaded: ???
- Invoked: ???
- Exploited: ???
- Defied: ???
- Discussed: ???
- Conversed: ???
I'd give you a link back to Self-Abuse
, but masturbating made me unable to edit pages.