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Basic Trope: Having a big penis is seen as a problem.

  • Straight:
    • Bob is worried about having a huge penis and the problems it may cause in his sex life.
    • Bob is worried about having a huge penis and the problems it may cause in his daily life, mainly finding clothes that fit, awkward stares at the crotch, and worrying about random erections.
  • Exaggerated: Bob is too afraid to do anything sexual because his penis is three meters long when flaccid.
  • Downplayed: Bob's penis is slightly larger than average, but is still worried that it is too big.
  • Justified:
    • Bob's girlfriend is a virgin and Bob doesn't want her first time to be painful.
    • Bob views having a big penis as Awesome, but Impractical, sure having a big dick will give you a good niche in sex but outside of that, what else does a long schlong got going for it that isn't related to sex?
    • Bob is objectified and misunderstood because everybody thinks having a big penis instantly turns you into a Sex God (and man-whore).
    • Bob's penis is so huge it doesn't work, since his body can't spare enough blood for erections.
    • Bob lives in a society where small penises are associated with intellect, whereas big ones are associated with lust and depravity.
    • Alice's vagina is incapable of taking more than the top eighth of Bob's glans. note 
  • Inverted:
  • Averted: The issue of penis size isn't brought up either way.
  • Enforced: "Men having grievances over tiny peckers has been done to death. Let's go the other direction and have the story be about a man who's upset because his cock is too big!"
  • Lampshaded: "I don't see what your problem is, Bob. Most men would envy being as well-endowed as you are!"
  • Defied: "So what if I got a huge schlong? It's not like vaginal penetration is the only form of sex that exists."
  • Implied: Bob mentions having personal issues with his penis size and makes it clear that the problem is quite different from his penis being small.
  • Deconstructed: Bob gets No Sympathy because a big penis is viewed as desirable, even though his causes legitimate problems.

I'm worried that with my Big Prick, Big Problems will happen if it causes my lover discomfort.

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