Metal church, the only, don't you know the time is right
Metal church will find you, can't run very far
Metal church inside you, knows just who you are
- Metal Church (1984)
- The Dark (1986)
- Blessing In Disguise (1989)
- Human Factor (1991)
- Hanging In The Balance (1993)
- Masterpeace (1999)
- The Weight Of The World (2004)
- A Light In The Dark (2006)
- This Present Wasteland (2008)
- Generation Nothing (2013)
The band and their music includes examples of:
- All Guitars Are Stratocasters: In this band's case, Gibson Les Pauls.
- Audience Participation Song: They have a few, notably Metal Church, Start the Fire, Fake Healer, The Human Factor.
- Badass: With a brain.
- Badass Boast : In Metal Church, the quote at the top of this page.
- Badasses Wear Bandanas: Bassist Duke Erickson, in the band's early years.
- Bald of Awesome: Lead guitarist and songwriter Kurdt Vanderhoof, today.
- Burial at Sea: One of the song titles from The Dark (1986). They also did a song on the sinking of the Titanic (Rest In Pieces (April 15, 1912) from Blessing In Disguise).
- Blood Knight: The Hitman from the song of the same name in their first album.
- Corrupt Corporate Executive/Politician: Songs are written about them in albums starting from Blessing In Disguise (1989).
- Cover Version: Highway Star by Deep Purple, on their debut album.
- Doctor Jerk: Fake Healer from Blessing In Disguise (1989). This doctor will work only for big money, and has no qualms of letting poor patients die if they can't pay him.You're dying on a stretcher
We'll try to save your life
If you can't afford my service
I will let you die!
- Driven to Suicide: The central character or narrator in Gods of Second Chance from Hanging In The Balance (1993). Except that he's having second thoughts about it and wants to be heard. Likely a case of Interrupted Suicide without someone else interrupting.
- '80s Hair: Some band members took this even into the nineties, especially vocalist Mike Howe. Averted with Kurdt Vanderhoof, even in The Eighties.
- Epic Rocking: At over seven minutes a song-
- Anthem to the Estranged and Badlands from Blessing in Disguise (1989).
- In Harms Way from 'The Human Factor'' (1991).
- Little Boy and End of the Age from Hanging in the Balance (1993).
- Madman's Overture from The Weight Of The World (2004)
- Temples at Sea from A Light in the Dark (2006).
- Deeds of a Dead Soul from This Present Wasteland (2008).
- Evil Laugh: Metal Church has this at the beginning.
- Fading into the Next Song: "Beyond The Black" → "Metal Church", from Metal Church (1984).
- Fan Disservice: The utterly ugly cover for Hanging In The Balance. Do NOT look it up.
- Gratuitous Panning: The opening Rest In Pieces (April 15, 1912) from Blessing In Disguise, which fades in for a long time.
- Heavy Meta: "Metal Church" in the first album, in a dark way. The band averts this trope otherwise.
- Idiosyncratic Cover Art: Their albums often feature a Gibson Explorer guitar with a cruciform neck.
- Covers Always Lie: They don't use that brand of guitar often. Their preferred brand is the Gibson Les Paul, in recordings, live performances and video shoots.
- I Am the Band: Kurdt Vanderhoof is Metal Church. He's either featured in all the lineups as a player, or as a songwriter.
- Metal Scream: David Wayne lived off this trope, and current vocalist Ronny Munroe has often used this to good effect.
- Money, Dear Boy: The subject of songs such as Human Factor (about record companies that sideline talent for prospects of making big money) and Fake Healer (a greedy doctor whose priority is making money, not healing patients).
- Mohs Scale of Rock and Metal Hardness: A fairly solid 7, but hits 8 in the first two albums.
- Name's the Same:
- David Wayne, their first vocalist, shares his name with a veteran actor from the black-and-white film era, with plenty of film credits from the 1950s.
- Mike Howe (the second vocalist) is also the name of one of the brothers (the other being Geoff), the owners of Howe and Howe technologies, a company that makes armoured, military-grade heavy machinery, and also the subject of a Discovery Channel TV show.
- They have a song called Blood Money, which is the name of a song by an Australian alternative rock band known as, ironically, The Church, and it is also the name of a very recent Bollywood film.
- Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant: The Conductor from the song of the same name from Hanging In The Balance (1993).
- Power Ballad: Gods of Wrath, Watch the Children Pray, Anthem to the Estranged, and at least one per album. Most of them cross over with Epic Rocking, given their length.
- Power Metal: Their chosen style, although their first two albums have traces of Thrash Metal in them.
- Rated M for Manly: With a brain, as their socially-conscious lyrics often suggest.
- Revolving Door Band: None of the band members have stayed in all the lineups.
- The Mentor: Not even Kurdt Vanderhoof, a founding member. For a few years, he was in the band merely as a songwriter, not as a player.
- Hey, It's That Guy!: They currently have longtime Savatage/Trans-Siberian Orchestra drummer Jeff Plate on drums. On Gods of Second Chance from Hanging In The Balance (1993), Jerry Cantrell from Alice in Chains plays a solo.
- The Big Guy: John Marshall, the guitarist from the Blessing In Disguise lineup, who played in four albums, stands 6'7" tall.
- Self-Titled Album: Metal Church (1984), with a title song Metal Church.
- Sinister Minister: This Spell Can't Be Broken from Blessing In Disguise (1989) features one, who has a Cult following.
- What Could Have Been: Lars Ulrich unsuccessfully auditioned as a drummer for Metal Church in 1980. We know where he ended up.