"Join the Army," They Said
Now that's just mean.
"We joined the Navy
To see the world
And what did we see?
We saw the sea"
Military recruitment ads, appearing on TV or in print. There are two ways to go with these:
- One type tends to depict the military as far more glamorous than in real life, and tends to downplay the danger of violent death. Of course, everyone already knows about that part...
- The other does not downplay the danger and may in fact emphasize the risks and harsh conditions that servicemembers endure. It instead asks you, are you Badass enough to take it? Do you want to be?
The trope name is a Stock Phrase
in its own right.
See also Wartime Cartoon
, Recruiters Always Lie
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- Two such commercials appear for the EDF in Detonator Orgun. The first one even features a cameo by Catty from Gall Force.
- Irresponsible Captain Tylor starts with Tylor joining the intergalactic army after seeing an ad consisting entirely of a sultry (if frighteningly artificial) woman expressing her sexual desire for soldiers, followed by the eerie repetition of "I'm waiting for you!".
- This is a Running Gag in Astérix, as the Romans have a tendency to mutter, "Join up they said... It's [insert recruiting promise here], they said..." after getting beaten up by the Gauls.
- The most common variation being "Join up, they said...it's a man's life, they said..."
- And then later stories included one soldier moaning that "Join the army they" only to be interrupted by another soldier saying something along the lines of "Belt it, we've all heard that before, and we're sick of it."
- A recurring theme in the old Marvel comic Strikeforce: Morituri, largely because the process for converting people into supersoldiers had the minor flaw of being 100% fatal, and your survival time decreased sharply the older you were. Potential volunteers got asked a LOT of questions, but only one mattered: "Why do you want to die?" (A solution to the problem was found, but the last stage of the conversion process, that actually activated the superpowers, still had a high fatality rate, and couldn't be changed because only the lethality of the environment could bring out the powers.)
- In the 1970s Underground Comics Merton of the Movement, one of the would-be radicals watching an Army recruitment ad thinks the prospect of world travel and $288 a month sounds pretty sweet, and goes to enlist. He's such a drugged-out little wizened husk of a guy, however, that he drives the interviewing desk sergeant into an apoplectic rage — when he asks "Ya got any openin's in Denmark?" the sergeant boots him out.
- The famous World War I-era "I want YOU" ads involving Lord Kitchener◊ and Uncle Sam◊. Oft-imitated and parodied (including an anti-Vietnam War version).
- From the World War II period, "Gee! I wish I were a man! I'd join the Navy!", with lady in fetishistic navy uniform.
- The United States Marine Corps is famous for its "The Few, the Proud, the Marines" ad campaign. One such ad featured a Marine slaying a CGI demon with a sword.
- The Simpsons satirized this ad, in a sequence where the knight then turns into a helicopter that shoots at Nazis, Communists, Hippies and a Hurricane in a video-game like sequence, then lands in front of a screaming audience and unloads a rock & roll band. The closing tag? "The Army — it's everything you like."
- On The Daily Show, correspondent (and actual Marine) Rob Riggle notes that he joined the Marines to fight fire monsters.
- The HBO adaptation of Generation Kill has fun with this. Person joked that he joined up so Thai women would have sex with him, and Trombley joined up to shoot people, Colbert was taken in by this ad. The Marines actually discuss the particulars of the ad, with Person concluding that it was absolute genius in terms of being effective advertising, and that Colbert "should've rolled into battle with a sword." You can also hear random Marines shouting "Slay that dragon!" in reference from time to time.
- The Canadian Armed Forces once had the slogan, "There's no life like it." Now, the current campaign is having commercials with Canadian personnel doing things like stopping smugglers — "Fight chaos" — rescuing people trapped in a crashed plane in the Arctic — "Fight fear" — and ends with "Fight with the Canadian Armed Forces". However, some do still have shots of (presumably) hostile gunmen, IEDs exploding, and soldiers removing rubble from a bombing in addition to the standard Canadian Forces scenes of search and rescue and humanitarian assistance.
- One branch of the US Armed Forces or other buys ad space in just about every issue of ESPN the Magazine, and every ad manages to have the same general "Ever play sports? It's kind of exactly like that!" theme.
- Police recruitment ads can be similar. Of particular note is a New Zealand ad which featured a young policewoman hauling around a bale of marijuana twice her size. One wonders if this was supposed to be a career highlight.
- There's a British "Police. Could You?" ad series, which featured actors who play police officers on-screen, saying they couldn't do the job in real life. Then they played with the formula in a recruitment spot for Special Constables by substituting an actual police officer stating that he couldn't pull a full shift on the beat as an unpaid volunteer and then go off and do a regular day-job.
- The Norfolk, VA Police Department used to have an ad showing an officer missing anniversaries, holidays, and other major family events.
- The Memphis, TN Police Department is currently (2009) running ads featuring Steven Seagal, in Memphis Police uniform, sitting with the current Memphis Police Chief while talking (to the viewing public) about how rewarding a police career is.
- That's because he IS a cop.
- The Finnish army, despite being based on universal conscription for men, has TV and print ads (presumably aimed at women), with the slogan "Have a job with a cause." This is ironically sometimes used as a unofficial slogan for civilian service, the unarmed version for those who don't want to go to the army, and instead work at hospitals and the like.
- The U.S. Navy did a series of ads with the slogan, "It's not just a job, it's an adventure".
- Parodied in a Saturday Night Live imitation where they show sailors mopping decks and cleaning toilets ending with the slogan, "It's not just a job, it's $96.78 a week".
- Navy enlisted personnel on their first (and presumably only) tour of duty often say that "NAVY" really stands for "Never Again Volunteer Yourself".
- Averted by some current US commercials, including one which shows two soldiers spying on an enemy encampment where they say something like: "You arrived with three days' supplies...it's now day seven". (This was a campaign for the U.S. Army Rangers, and was really meant to showcase how badass and hardcore they are.)
- The current advertising campaign for the Royal Navy in the UK uses the slogan "Live a life without limits". Amusingly, on one commercial, this slogan is read out over an image of a submarine surfacing in the middle of the ocean, implying that the character from the advert was aboard that very vessel.
- This ad for the Singapore navy, featuring a transforming cruiser.
- A Dutch ad was part of a recruitment drive showing people handling different sorts of situations in daily life, with a little graphic showing whether they're fit or unfit for the army. Yeah, it turns out the Dutch don't want the kind of person who even pretends to go on a shooting spree, even if the "guns" are breakfast bananas.
- The Dutch Airforce and Navy ads have a tendency (even more so than the Army) to show soldiers on peace missions; one exception was an Air Force ad that discussed the question people had "If I join now, will I be sent to Afghanistan?" The answer was: "Probably."
- Pretty badass commercial for the Dutch Marine Corps that shows the challenge of making it through basic training and earning the blue beret of the Marines.
- This ad for the Japanese Maritime Self Defense Force.
- A by-now pretty old Swedish TV commercial encouraging women to join the Armed Forces rather than work as au-pairs abroad (quite common for young women of what-would-be conscription age). It consisted of a Japanese man rattling off a long harangue of rules he expected his family au-pair to follow and ended with the caption: "Or: Drive a tank. Blow up a bridge. And assume command."
- A new one features a movie-trailer-ish narration stating that you won't get to experience many action-movie clichés and "You won't even get my cool american voice."
- The British Army got in trouble for this. It was decided that their TV adverts glamourised war too much and didn't make the risks clear.
- This problem was itself averted in British adverts for the Royal Marine Commandos, where a series of extremely un-glamorous images were shown, ranging from crawling through knee-deep filth to getting stuck in an underwater crawlspace. At each one, the text asked "When would you give up, here? Here? Don't even bother filling in the form." It seems odd at first, but then, like the Ranger ad mentioned above, the idea of the campaign was likely to persuade people that there was a certain amount of pride on offer for actually achieving something difficult.
- The current US Army (and Army Reserve) commercials have the slogan, "There's strong, and then there's Army strong." Which makes it sound like a commercial for a household cleaner. It is at least marginally better than their recruitment website URL, which sounds like a cheer: Go Army.com. (Reports of the Army using BeatNavy.com are unsubstantiated.)
- "Army Strong?" HULK STRONG!! WAAAUGH!!!
- It still beats "Army of One" without breaking a sweat. Maybe they'll bring that one out again when they develop Powered Armor, but until then, it's plainly false advertising. And also invited gibes like "If you join we can change the sign to Army of Two!", "Rapidly Becoming an Army of One" and similar.
- They should never have retired "Be All That You Can Be".
- The "We do more before nine a.m. than most people do all day," was supposed to sound really cool, but made the Army sound like slave labor, which may be truth in advertising, but might not have been the best recruitment tool.
- The National Guard and Army Reserve used to advertise along the lines of "Only one weekend a month, but you will have all the benefits of serving your country." This was before the Iraq war had gone into its second year.
- These 1970s Army National Guard recruitment commercials advertise that the men and women in the Guard are the modern day Minutemen.
- The US Air Force has recently advertised that it is on the forefront of fighting cyberwarfare. The appeal of this to sufficiently intelligent recruits should be clear. (And keep in mind, you never know who may be reading this.)
- Air Force ads tend to be very big on the Technology Porn. Oddly enough, their current recruiting slogan is "It's not science fiction. It's what we do every day."
- And the ads that use that slogan depict daily activities in the Air Force as something out of a science fiction movie, just by tinting the whole thing an unnatural color until the last second. There's also poster ads with the same theme, showing airmen looking ready to be hooked into a giant robot.
- The "Above All" ads featured a parade of Air Force toys capping it all off with the oh-so-sexy F-22 Raptor.
- A recruitment advert once showed a camera's eye view of a woman in a war torn house while subtitles informed us that enemy soldiers had killed her husband and gang raped her, so the last thing she needed to see was another soldier. Luckily the soldier giving her a blanket was a woman. So... women should join the army to help rape victims...
- New Zealand averts this trope by not showing any advertising for the Defence Forces, which kinda makes sense as NZ has no Defence Forces whatsoever.
- This lack of a Defense Force might just be too tempting to certain countries if this ad is any indication...
- The ads for the NZ defence forces tended to focus on learning skills and suchlike, rather than anything particularly combative.
- The Danish special ops branches had a recent campaign with the slogan: "You don't have a chance. Take it." Basically a call for people who want to show themselves that they can do anything.
- The Ukrainian Army has this ad. The ad pretty much speaks for itself.
- The Royal Australian Navy is currently screening this ad. You may notice it shows almost nothing but Aussies in their early twenties having a good time (swimming, eating, partying, taking photos, grinning like idiots...). Occasionally a single-second shot of the viewpoint character pointing at a radar display, unloading boxes and spraying a hose will be inserted, just to remind you that it's not Schoolies 2.0. The ad even ends with the slogan "That was seven days in the Navy, imagine what you could do in a lifetime"!
- Older Australian Army Reserve ads began with stock First and Second World War footage that specifically did not downplay or ignore the aspects of Army life that include combat in godawful climates and receiving wounds.
- The recently professionalised Polish military cooked up this ad. It speaks of improving yourself, honour, comradeship and that a soldier won't have unemployment problems.
- Modern French Land Army ads subvert it, instead asking:
Would you risk your life for someone you don't even know? (Beat)
- Granted, those are a little old now. The new slogan is "Become yourself".
- Several years back there was a slew of "combined armed forces" recruitment ads for the US military, with the slogan "Army, Navy, Airforce, Marines, what a great place to start!". The message of which was apparently, "We don't care which service you join, just join one." In these commercials, the soldiers were seen driving tanks and shooting rifles and running through the woods, the airmen were seen flying (or repairing) jets, the sailors were working with electronics onboard ships, and the marines... were standing in formation, looking pretty in their full dress blues, including sabres, and basically doing a whole lot of nothing. Many active duty service members in the Army, Airforce, and Navy found this hilarious.
- Both sides of the trope are referenced in the opening lines of From Bajor to the Black when Kanril Eleya is asked by Jake Sisko why she joined Starfleet.
The lifestyle? Oh, Hell no! Let’s face it, it sucks a lot of the time. The “strange new worlds” they show you in the recruitment vids are the good days; the rest of them are “woohoo, another average star with a bunch of dead rocks orbiting it”.
- This trope is parodied in the classic Marx Brothers film, Duck Soup, where Chico notes that Harpo's working in a new military recruitment drive; which consists solely on him banging a drum while wearing a sandwich sign saying, "Join the Army and see the Navy!". While walking around on the battlefield.
- Private Benjamin has Judy Benjamin joining the Army thinking it's all travel and fun, like in the adverts (an image reinforced by an unscrupulous recruiter).
- The film version of Starship Troopers is actually intended to represent a recruitment video at many points.
"Would you like to know more?"
- It should be noted that the fake interface includes 'Join' as one of the options.
- In Stripes, the recruits ironically sing the Reagan-era "Pick a service, pick a challenge" recruiting jingle as they wearily trudge back to the barracks after a long march.
- The movie also contains a scene in a recruiting office, recruitment posters, and recruiting commercials on TV, including one of the famous "Be all that you can be..." commercials.
- Keep in mind that Stripes is basically one long recruitment commercial. The military actually has an office solely devoted to approving use of military property for any film they think might increase enrollment. Stripes is one of those that got such approval and pretty much all the uniforms, equipment, and vehicles that show up in the movie are courtesy of the armed forces, and after the movie came out enrollment did go up.
- In Down Periscope, the basketball player is climbing a mast in a rainstorm to rig a light as part of his captain's Zany Scheme (they're planning to sneak past the sub hunting them by impersonating a fishing boat), and gripes "I never saw this shit on the recruiting poster!" He then promptly sings "Be all that you can be" before The Captain yells at him that it's the Army recruitment song.
- While it isn't a military-themed movie, the first Mortal Kombat film contains an example that definitely fits the spirit of the first version of this trope. When Johnny Cage starts learning just how strange and unusual Shang Tsung's tournament is, he says the following:
Johnny Cage: "Come to a little tournament", he said. "(It'll) Be good for the career", he said. Yeah, right.
- Muppet Treasure Island has Statler and Waldorf as the figurehead of the Hispaniola, with the following conversation:
Statler: "Take a cruise," you said. "See the world," you said. Now here we are stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
Waldorf: Well it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience!
- Later on, Miss Piggy and Kermit plunge off a cliff. The crew try to catch them, but can't get quite close enough. The figurehead, however...
Statler: Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog!
- A corporate version in The Flight Of The Phoenix (2004):
Guy #1: "Come to the Gobi," they said. "Great prospects," they said. "Sun, sand, oil."
Guy #2: Well, two out of three ain't bad.
- Another version in The Star Chamber. Two cops are searching the gooey trash inside a garbage truck:
Det. Mackey: Join the police and see the world.
Det. Wiggan: It's "join the navy and see the world."
Det. Mackey: Oh, shit. I joined the wrong thing.
- A Separate Peace addresses this trope. All you need to know is that it ends badly.
- Larry Niven
- In The Mote In Gods Eye, right after a particularly dangerous mission, a naval rating quips "My brother wanted me to help him with his wet-ranch on Aphrodite and I thought it was too dangerous. So I joined the flipping Navy." The SPACE Navy that is!
- In a perfect example of Niven's Law (Anything worth writing is worth selling repeatedly.) Niven used an almost identical sentence in the dialog of a Star Trek comic strip he wrote, just replacing 'Aphrodite' with 'Mizar'.
- Inverted in the book Starship Troopers, where recruiters try to discourage people from signing up. Since only veterans can vote, the constitution says everyone who volunteers must be allowed to join, even if they are useless incompetents — the government has to find some job for them if they insist on joining. The military wastes a lot of money trying to train and support the low-quality recruits.
- Poked at in the novel Men at Arms and all Watch novels afterwards (and some that weren't), with Detritus being a particularly enthusiastic, if malapropism-prone, evangelist of such slogans (as well as other military book/movie/TV cliches).
- Played straight in Monstrous Regiment. The war is going so badly and has stripped such a large portion of the possible recruits from the population that not only is nobody joining up anymore, but the recruiters are only going through the motions. Things aren't helped by the fact that not enough of the men are coming back, and not enough of those that do come back is coming back.
- In Sandy Mitchell's Warhammer 40,000 novel Scourge The Heretic, two new Imperial Guardsmen are introduced on guard and grumbling, "Join the Guard and see the galaxy."
- Hand of Thrawn: Shada Du'kal, high-quality bodyguard and commando (the two go hand-in-hand in Star Wars), while climbing a filthy wall to get in position to cover her employer for a transaction with someone.
Join a smuggling group, she thought darkly for about the fifth time since beginning her climb. Visit a side of the galaxy the tourists never see.
- In Old Man's War, Colonial Defense Force recruits aren't even told what they're going to be fighting, all they know is that the CDF can probably restore their youth (recruitment age is 75).
- Played straight for both comedy and drama in a later book from the Phule's Company. Much of the book follows a recruit fresh out of boot camp, whose only previous knowledge of the Space Legion (which has a reputation for being a Legion of Lost Souls and Army of Thieves and Whores, at least in the earlier books) comes from a poster that follows this trope.
- In Edgar Lee Masters "Spoon River Anthology" is the story of Knowlt Hoheimer who wishes he had "staid at home" and gone to jail for stealing hogs rather than running away to join the army only to be killed in battle:
Rather a thousand times the country jail
Than to lie under this marble figure with wings,
And this granite pedestal
- In Time Wars, Temporal Corps recruiting presentations involve the more attractive soldiers, many of whom have never seen actual combat, dressing up in pretty historical costumes.
- A nautical aversion in Moby-Dick. The narrator tells Captain Peleg that he wants to go whaling "to see the world". Peleg tells him to look out from the ship's side over the open ocean. When he says he sees "nothing but water", Peleg tells him most of the world looks a lot like that.
Live Action TV
- Almost too obvious to mention, but : "I joined the navy/to see the world!/And what did I see?/I saw the sea".
- Music example which everyone should know: "In the navy (yes, you can sail the seven seas), In the navy (yes, you can put your mind at ease), In the navy (come on now people, make a stand), In the navy, in the navy... can't you see we need a hand!"
- Apparently shortly after the song first hit the charts, some higher-up in the U.S. Navy wanted to use it in recruitment ads, until someone filled him in on the subtext he'd clearly missed.
- Status Quo's "In The Army Now" might be even more famous worldwide.
Now you remember what the draftman said
Nothing to do all day but stay in bed
Handgrenades flying over your head
Missiles flying over your head
If you want to survive get out of bed
- Serj Tankian's Empty Walls features a chorus with the lines "I want you/To be left behind"; it might be a coincidence, but this is Serj Tankian we're talking about.
- Sgt. Smiles, marine recruiter. teach you to program computers. teach you all the skills you need. you can die with dignity
- Rise Against's "Hero of War" features a pretty extremist version of the army. Just look up the lyrics.
He said, "Son,
Have you seen the world?
Well, what would you say
If I said that you could?
Just carry this gun,
You'll even get paid."
I said, "That sounds pretty good."
- Disturbed's "Indestructible" seems to be about some sort of black ops soldier, who thanks to skill and equipment is seen as an unholy terror by his enemies. The song is intended as a sort of Theme Music Power-Up for the troops, since the band's style is popular among soldiers. As a band, they're "For the troops, against the war" (respect the sacrifice, hate on the cause of the sacrifice).
- The band has straight examples as well (again, in the realm of respecting the soldiers): "Enough" and "Sacred Lie" are the most obvious.
- Billy Connolly's "Sergeant, Where's Mine?" savagely criticized the then current British Army advertisments, from the perspective of a young man who'd believed them and found himself in the middle of The Troubles.
- Connolly himself served in the Parachute Regiment — until Bloody Sunday happened and he began asking himself hard questions, such as why, after that, a Glaswegian Scot of Irish Catholic ancestry should be in the British Army.
- "Twa Recruitin' Sergeants", a traditional Scottish song popularised by Jeannie Robertson, takes a different tack. Maybe being a soldier isn't glamorous or fun, but it's got to be better than spending your entire life as a farm labourer.
- The Pogues do a version of "The Recruiting Sergeant" that is pretty much definitive from an Irish viewpoint — that is, the narrator dismisses the blatantly false promises made by the (British) recruiting sergeant and instead turns the song into a recruitment ad for the upcoming fight for Irish independence.
Come rain or hail or wind or snow
I'm not going out to Flanders, oh
There's fighting in Dublin to be done
Let your sergeants and your commanders go
Let Englishmen fight English wars
It's nearly time they started-oh
I saluted the sergeant a very good night
And there and then we parted oh!
- Despite the chorus of "The girls they love to see you shoot," the young recruit in Gang of Four's "I Love a Man in a Uniform" sounds disillusioned.
- The Goon Show uses this regularly. For instance, in 'Operation Christmas Duff,
Bluebottle: then it's true what the recruiting poster say.
Eccles: What do the recruiting posters say?
Bluebottle: They say, "You're Somebody in the modern army of today!"
Eccles: Ooh. And what are you?
Bluebottle:I'm somebody in the modern army of today.
- In the World War II RTS Company of Heroes, selecting an allied engineer squad will sometimes prompt a response of "Join the army they said... It'll be fun they said..."
- Which may be a Reverse Funny Aneurysm when you realize that, historically speaking, he was probably conscripted.
- In Warcraft 2, clicking on the human Footman frequently enough will yield the comment. " 'Join the army!', they said. 'See the world!', they said. I'd rather be sailing."
- Which only gets funnier when you find out how you can torture the crew of your destroyers by clicking incessantly until they complain you're rocking the boat making them seasick, and then throw up. They're even played by the same guy, who hasn't even changed his voice for the role. You've got them coming and going...
- Warcraft III features footmen who, if clicked on enough, start spouting recruitment phrases. "Grab your sword and fight the Horde!" "Uncle Lothar wants you!" They also have a "captain of the guard" special unit available in certain campaign missions and in the map editor, who muses that his job entails constant danger and lousy pay, but at least
he's got chicken he gets to hobnob with royalty.
- The Footman also says "Dont Ask Dont Tell" (the US military's policy on homosexuality until September 2011: they wouldn't try to find out, but if they did find out, the servicemember would be discharged).
- The Mists of Pandaria expansion to World of Warcraft features an ill-fated Horde invasion of the new continent, which is sent out on orders of the Warchief Garrosh, "Paint the new continent red with their blood!" Repeatedly clicking on the commander of the invasion, General Nazgrim causes him to say " 'The new land', he says, 'paint it red!', he says... ughhhh."
- Similarly, repeatedly clicking on a civilian in Starcraft will make him declare, "I wanna be all I can be!" and decide to join the Terran forces, with his only misgiving being, "I'm a little claustrophobic though. Hope they don't put me in any tight spaces". Repeated clicking on one of the SCV construction units reveals that... it's the same guy, now sealed into a tiny crew compartment, babbling, "I told 'em I was claustrophobic, I gotta get outta here!"
- Mocked rather cruelly in X-Wing Alliance, where one of your emails is a recruitment poster for Red Squadron—the first into battle, and the first to replace the first who fall in battle. And this is what they sent Rebel pilots.
- In Star Wars Battlefront 2, Imperial troopers occasionally mention the Imperial recruitment campaigns with a slogan which is a parody of this trope.
- The Feelies from Crusader: No Remorse included a newsletter that had an advertisement for joining "MilOps" (Military Operations Cartel), the assault arm of the WEC's forces.
- Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools Of Destruction:
"Greeting, inferior beings of Polaris. Does you life lack a sense of purpose? Do you constantly worry about finding steady income? Do you enjoy killing stuff? Then join the imperial army and aid me on my humble quest for Galactic domination!
Here, you'll travel to interesting places, meet interesting people, and execute them in the name of me."
"I joined the army to get money to go to college, I didn't know I would end up in a war!"
- Killzone 2's Making Of: Enemy Territory trailer has the narrator use this in full Sarcasm Mode;
In and out, they said. A show of force, they said. The Helghast war machine was destroyed on Vekta, and you guys just need to sweep it up, they said.
- Arcade game Bad Dudes Vs. Dragon Ninja wants to know: are you a bad enough dude to
hit your own dick with a hammer◊ rescue the president?
- Mechwarrior 3: Pirate's Moon produced this sarcastic quip from lancemate Dominic Paine after a particularly tough mission: "Join the army, see the galaxy, what the hell was I thinking?!"
- Mass Effect 1: If you speak to the surviving marines on Nepmos after helping them Hold the Line, they'll say, "'Join the marines, see the galaxy.' Hell."
- Satirised in Metal Gear Solid 4, which has fake military recruitment ads during the opening scene that are based on the style of real ones, exaggerated with tons of psychedelia and Values Dissonance until it ends up right in the Uncanny Valley. Notably, the ads, like real ads, repeatedly use video-game like imagery like First-Person Perspective and unthinking, unbleeding, identical enemies — Metal Gear Solid 4 is in some ways a comment on video games being used to recruit young people into fighting real wars.
- In Bloodmoon, the second expansion to The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, the legionnaires at Fort Frostmoth will occasionally mutter to themselves:
""Join the Legion! See the world!" Freeze your arse..."
- Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas had Join The Military radio ads which by its very nature, a spoof of recruitment ads. see them here.
- Deadlock includes a song that starts out like this. The chorus is the narrator pledging that "If I ever get back home again/If I ever get back home again/If I ever get back home again/That recruiter's gonna die!"
- Dragon Age: Origins: "Join the Grey Wardens," they said. "Be a hero across Thedas," they said.
- Dragon Age: Inquisition: Should he be in the party when you get dropped into the Fade, Iron Bull has this reaction to his second-in-command, Krem, talking him into joining. "Hey, Chief, let's join the Inquisition! Good fights for a good cause!"
- A running gag in SF Debris is that, following Starfleet adopting a more military stance in the later days of the shows, the lower decks of the ships are filled with scared and angry scientists who joined up in more science and exploration focused times to study alien botany or similar, only to find themselves serving on what are essentially warships.
(as random blueshirt in First Contact
) I just wanted to study quasars!
- Parodied in this video, in which the Navy bases its entire recruitment spiel upon being everything the Army is not in a manner most awesome.
- The U.S. Army recruitment slogan "Be all that you can be" has become something of a cultural Catch Phrase, as well as the subject of a number of spoofs.
- George Lopez parodied the "Be all you can be" phrase by saying, "I wanted to be all that I can be, but all they'd let me be is a truck mechanic."
- The later slogan "Army of One" was replaced with "Army Strong" when the Iraq War started to ruin their re-enlistment rates. Too much Truth in Television, as it were.
- Many of these military ads are subject to spoof and satire, particularly by military and former military personnel:
- "Join the Navy, it's more than ships at sea... but mostly, it's ships at sea."
- "Join the Navy, see the world... just remember, 70% of the world is water."
- "Join the Navy, where you decide who you are... before we tell that you're wrong."
- "Fun, Travel and Adventure" was an unfortunate choice of slogan for the US, given it shares a TLA with "Free The Army"...usually with another word beginning with "F" instead of "Free" being used.
- An ancient Egyptian text described in detail how much serving in the ancient Egyptian army sucks; it was probably written to dissuade the scribe's pupils from going there rather than study and become scribes. It finishes with "Be a scribe, and be spared from soldiering!"
- A Code Pink group protested outside a Marines recruitment office in Berkeley. One of their signs had the "Travel the world, meet interesting people... and kill them" phrase on it. Inside, behind the recruit on the chin-up bar, you could see a poster with the exact same phrase. Brilliant.
- The Marine Corps' attitude is that anyone who could be deterred by a Code Pink picket line wouldn't have the willpower to survive boot camp anyway. They're probably right.
- The Deadpool commercial for X-Men Origins: Wolverine features Wade Wilson citing that line as his exact reason for enlistment.
- VERY much an Enforced Trope in any armed forces based on conscription.