Ditch the Bodyguards
Clark Kent: Granted, Lois, Luthor does a lot of strange things. But what reason could he possibly have for trying to fool his own bodyguard?
Lois Lane: Maybe he just needed some space. Haven't you ever noticed how she hovers over him, everywhere he goes?
Clark Kent: But Lois, that's her job.
Lois Lane: It's no wonder why you're still single, Kent.Witness Protection is boring. If it's done right, there's no opportunity for adventure. So when the protagonist is asked to hole up in a cheap motel until he can testify at the trial, odds are he won't comply. Perhaps he needs to save someone else in danger. Maybe he needs the freedom to catch the real bad guy. Or maybe he just doesn't believe he's in as much danger as the police say he is. Whatever the reason, he'll take the first opportunity to lose his bodyguards and strike out on his own, leaving the police to track him down before The Mafia assassins do. Compare Unsafe Haven. An all-too-common source of headaches for anyone on a Live-Action Escort Mission, or any Secret Service agents trying to protect The President's Daughter.
- Bleach anime episode 173. Rurichiyo evades her guardians Kenryu and Enryu to go to a tea party with other noble children.
- Bradley does this once in Fullmetal Alchemist. Not that he needs them.
- Mamotte! Lollipop, early on Nina gets really fed up with her male protectors and slips away more than once. One time was into the girls' room, only to have the antagonists waiting for her there. (This backfired on them when one admitted he was actually a boy in drag—in front of the female audience.)
- Gunslinger Girl. Mimi Machiavelli, daughter of a witness who's testifying in a mob trial, handcuffs Hilshire and Triela together and nicks out the door to see her boyfriend, only to get immediately nabbed by mafiosi. Fortunately there are other Agency cyborgs on site who immediately snatch her back. Naturally the event gets used for a Shipping moment.
Hilshire: Say, what did she mean by we should "Talk about love"?Triela: (picking the lock on their handcuffs) I think she's got the wrong idea about us.Hilshire: We're fratello. We don't need to talk about love.
- Naruto has done this before. First time was in the Land of Iron, where he manages to sneak away from Yamato to go confront Sasuke. The second time is during the 4th Ninja War, where he and fellow demon-container Killer Bee blast through the defenses guarding them to take part in the war.
- Played With in the Tintin album Tintin The Calculus Affair: while staying in Borduria as supposed "guests" of the state, Tintin and Haddock get their "bodyguards" drunk so that they can escape.
- In the recent Batman storyline, "Bruce Wayne: The Road Home", Vicki Vale does this in every early chapter, thinking she isn't in too much danger just because she wants to reveal the secret identities of the entire Bat-Family. It isn't until a disguised Bruce Wayne Batman is able to snatch her away and tell her the severity of the situation is she able to settle down slightly.
- Somewhat of a Running Gag in this Star Trek fanfiction.
- Also a common trope in TinMan fanfic. Then again, it's perfectly in character for DG to really hate being confined, and too much of a troublemaking farmgirl to really take any pleasure in being a Princess Classic. However, Cain is always going to be the exception - no matter how hard she tries, she can't seem to ditch him.
- In the Death Note AU Those Who Stand for Nothing Fall for Anything Light easily and routinely ditches his security detail. L lampshades how stupid that is:
L: You don't need to drive anymore. Why do you insist on driving? It's a security hazard. Big fucking security hazard! 'Hello, I'm the person who's taxing you to death. Shoot me.' That's what you're saying when you're driving around the way you do. You're asking to get killed.
- Romeo Must Die: Trish rather easily evades her bodyguard Maurice when he's distracted chatting up a female at the record store.
- Wicked City (1987). Giuseppi Mayart escapes from his bodyguards Taki and Makie at the hotel they're staying at.
- The whole plot of Chasing Liberty proceeds from The President's Daughter ditching her Secret Service detail to get some personal space.
- Artemis often does this in Artemis Fowl to Butler.
- In The Belgariad, spoiled brat Princess Ce'Nedra of Tolnedra is bored and wants to go shopping. Her father, Emperor Ran Borune, won't let her leave the Imperial Palace because it's too dangerous. She cons her rather gullible and egotistical tutor into believing that her father wants him to escort her while she visits relatives in another city. (For her own safety, naturally.) On the road, they meet Belgarath and company. Of course, none of them — even Garion — believe her story. Hilarity Ensues.
- In several of his books, Harry Potter is being threatened by someone (usually Voldemort), and everybody tries to keep him safe. It never works — somehow, for some reason, he always finds his way to the source of the problem to face it himself. This habit comes back to haunt him in the last few books.
- Sirius also makes a few attempts at this. Fortunately, Dumbledore and Lupin are too smart to let him get away. Usually.
- In Monster Hunter Vendetta, Owen is instructed by the Monster Control Bureau to stay at MHI's compound as bait for the Church of the Temporary Mortal Condition. However he's a pro-active kind of guy, and prefers to take the fight to them.
- The finale of the first Twilight novel involves Bella having to sneak away from her vampire bodyguards to meet the bad guy vamp.
- Prince Roger MacClintock's habit of doing this (and the bodyguards' refusal to admit that Roger, the bratty clotheshorse, manages to slip them) on big game hunting trips means that it takes them a while to realise he actually is a badass dead-eye shot with a rifle. They just try and reconcile his "Great White Hunter" reputation with the brat by believing his guides and bodyguards are the ones who kill the trophies... until the trip to Marduk rather impressively underscores how much they've been underestimating him.
- "Devo" ditches most of his bodyguards in Guilty Wives. That sets the drama in motion.
- In Red, White and Blood by Christopher Farnsworth, President Curtis sends the Secret Service out of the room so he can confront his vice president about the latter having committed treason without telling anyone else. Predictably, this doesn't end well.
- Downplayed by Han and Leia Solo in the Star Wars Expanded Universe — Leia's Noghri bodyguards have been a standing order since The Thrawn Trilogy, so it's not surprising that they sometimes want a little time alone. In particular, Han takes a minor but persistent delight in ordering them to fetch something from off the ship, and then taking off without them (they must see through it by now, but have to do it anyway). Of course, both Han and Leia are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves, but they still usually have cause to regret leaving the Noghri behind.
- On an episode of Bones, a man who was to testify slipped away from his bodyguards in the safe house after his wife was killed and son kidnapped to keep him from testifying.
- Dark Angel, when Max has to protect Bruno.
- On Dexter, after the FBI suspect that Doakes is the Bay Harbor Butcher, Dexter is given a protective detail since they assume the Butcher will come after him. He slips away from them by climbing out the window of his apartment.
- Due South had a Canadian diplomat's daughter ditching Fraser, who was assigned as her escort while in Chicago, in the two parter Chicago Holiday. Trouble is she has also inadvertently gotten herself on a mobster's hitlist, so we have the old 'can they find her before the mobster does.'
- Frequent element of In Plain Sight, a show about the Witness Protection Program.
- In the last episode of Special Ops Mission, the assassination target is covered very well by his protectors, who show him around the large and sprawling compound while, unknown to them, the sniper, Will, is trying desperately to get a shot when the target is unprotected. All seems lost, as the bodyguards know what they're doing, until the target decides he needs to get some fresh air, away from them. The focus rapidly shifts from assassination to evasion after that.
- On one episode of NCIS, somebody puts out a hit on a Navy lieutenant commander that, naturally, he does not believe is genuine. But the trope is subverted twice: when he ditches Ziva halfway through the episode, absolutely nothing untoward happens. Then it turns out he ditched Ziva so he could go kill the person who put out the hit.
- Played straight on an episode of Burn Notice when one of the protectees sneaks out of the safe house (read: "Michael's mother's garage") so she can go to prom. Reality ensues, but fortunately Michael is able to get there in time to rescue her.
- And again when Sam's friend Virgil, an ex-Navy SEAL, sneaks out with Michael's mom (mutual attraction), then one of the two sets of Villains of the Week shows up at the club and kidnaps him.
- Finn and Dana attempt this in Homeland. It ends badly.
- Oliver Queen does this constantly to Diggle in the first few episodes of Arrow. At least until Diggle discovers his secret and he doesn't have to anymore.
- The Equalizer. Robert McCall is not impressed when a little old lady does this to one of his operatives by locking them in the bathroom.
- In The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks, one of the early missions is to help Zelda escape her own castle and bodyguards.
- In Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door Princess Peach ditches Toadsworth in the intro because he was irritating; this leads to her being captured by the Big Bad and his minions later.
- The occasional quest in World of Warcraft involves killing key NPCs that are usually accompanied by Elite mobs, requiring the player to figure a way to separate the two before attacking. One notable example is in Shadowmoon Valley, with the NPC in question being a Blood Elf who's basically a fantasy version of a drug addict and trying to hide it; the player lures him away from his bodyguard with a package of the drug in question.
- In Receiver Of Many Persephone sneaks away from Artemis and Athena, who supposed to be guarding her, to investigate if she really heard the voice of the strange man from her dream (unknowingly to her at this time – Hades) from a sacred grove. What she doesn’t know is that Artemis and Athena are aware of this, but were ordered by Zeus not to interfere.
- Helping her do this was how Bruce Wayne met Rebellious Mafia Princess Kathy Duquesne in Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman.
- Wonder Woman and Princess Audrey of Kasnia do this when they first meet in Justice League. Audrey admits that she's been ditching bodyguards since childhood.
- In ThunderCats (2011) Catfolk King Claudus learns that his presumed-dead friend Panthro is actually being held in a Hostage for MacGuffin bid by an invading Lizard army, and charges out of range of his own Praetorian Guard to go on a Roaring Rampage of Rescue, which directly leads to his own assassination by the Lizard army's Sorcerous Overlord and series Big Bad Mumm-Ra.
- The United States Secret Service bemoans the number of times protectees attempt to give their watchdogs the slip or change the itinerary to stop some place more fun. While it might seem like teenaged kids are more likely to do this than adults, the reverse is in fact true. Adults generally aren't used to having a team of people plan their every move and watch them like a five-year-old.