A short story about two space explorers happening upon a new alien race. However, much to their disgust, they find that they're... meaty. Three guesses as to what this race is.
Written by Terry Bisson and nominated for a Nebula Award
. Can be read here
. Enjoy a short film adaptation of it here
This short story provides examples of:
- An Aesop: Overlaps with Fantastic Aesop.
- Earth All Along
- Energy Beings: The meaties are literally the only race that die as meat. One race starts as meat, but eventually "ascend".
- Fantastic Racism: In the end, the explorers decide to strike the record of encountering the meaties and declare this sector empty, believing that first contact would be extremely awkward and of little worth. As one of them puts it, "What are we going to say to them? 'Hey, meat, how's it going?'?"
- Faster-Than-Light Travel: Meat cannot do that, because it's confined to C - space and therefore limited by the speed of light.
- Meat Through Explorer Eyes
- Insignificant Little Blue Planet: And just plain weird, to boot.
- Invisible Aliens: They've done some abductions, but wiped the abductees' memory.
- Squick: In-universe: the explorers are completely weirded out and more than a little disgusted at the fact there is sentient, living meat doing stuff.
- Starfish Aliens: Apparently, all known aliens are Energy Beings: there is one race that undergoes a "meat" stage, but ascends late in life, and another that is partially meat. The explorers certainly consider the meat this: meat communicate and entertain themselves by squirting air through their meat and flapping their meat at each other, which meat shouldn't be doing because it's meat.