A short story about two space explorers happening upon a new alien race. However, much to their disgust, they find that they're... meaty. Three guesses as to what this race is.

Written by Terry Bisson and nominated for a NebulaAward. Can be read [[http://baetzler.de/humor/meat_beings.html here]]. Enjoy a short film adaptation of it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaFZTAOb7IE here]].
!!This short story provides examples of:

* AnAesop: Overlaps with FantasticAesop.
* [[spoiler: EarthAllAlong]]
* EnergyBeings: The "meaties" are literally the only race that die as meat. One race starts as meat, but eventually "ascend".
* FantasticRacism: In the end, the explorers decide to strike the record of encountering the meaties and declare this sector empty, believing that first contact would be extremely awkward and of little worth. As one of them puts it, "What are we going to say to them? 'Hey, meat, how's it going?'?"
* FasterThanLightTravel: Meat cannot do that, because it's confined to [[{{Technobabble}} C - space]] and therefore limited by the speed of light.
* HumansThroughAlienEyes: And they think we're ''disgusting''.
* InsignificantLittleBluePlanet: And ''just plain weird'', to boot.
* InvisibleAliens: They've done some abductions, but wiped the abductees' memory.
* NoIntelligentLifeHere: The explorers ultimately decide to just write-off this sector of space as "uninhabited" and move on.
* {{Squick}}: In-universe: the explorers are completely weirded out and more than a little disgusted at the fact there is sentient, living meat doing ''stuff''.
* StarfishAliens: Apparently, all known aliens are EnergyBeings: there is ''one'' race that undergoes a "meat" stage, but ascends late in life, and another that is partially meat. The explorers certainly consider the meat this: meat communicate and entertain themselves by squirting air through their meat and flapping their meat at each other, which meat shouldn't be doing '''because it's meat.'''