Literature / Melisande
Melisande: or, Long and Short Division
is a comedic fairy-tale by E. Nesbit
The story begins with the birth of princess Melisande on a fictional island. The king and queen, deciding not to have a christening party to avoid offending any accidentally uninvited fairies, offend them all, and Melisande is cursed to be bald. Coming of age, she makes a slightly
ill-advised wish for fast-growing hair, which quickly makes her life hell, until her beloved Prince Florizel finds a clever solution. Said solution, however, has an even worse side-effect, which takes even more brains to solve...
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Melisande contains examples of the following tropes:
- Affectionate Parody: Of "Sleeping Beauty", "Rapunzel" and fairy tales in general.
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: Melisande, while miles tall, manages to disarm the invading army completely (although she does her best not to kill or hurt anyone.)
- Bald Women: Melisande in her early life, thanks to Malevola's curse.
- Be Careful What You Wish For
- Blessed with Suck: Melisande's fast-growing hair.
- Curse: Luckily, only one of the 700-odd fairies successfully delivered her curse, thanks to the King's quick thinking.
- Damsel in Distress: First played straight, and then later inverted as Melisande single-handedly saves her entire island from attack.
- Everything's Better with Princesses
- Fairy Godmother: Fortuna F for the king. She provides the wish for Melisande, and her cryptic reference to "scales" makes the happy ending possible.
- Fractured Fairy Tale: Nesbit has riotous fun with many a fairy tale trope, most obviously from Sleeping Beauty and Rapunzel.
- Genre Savvy: Melisande has - the text itself states - read Alice in Wonderland and knows to avoid crying on people when expanded to giant size.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: Of course, the hair comes later.
- Love at First Sight: Melisande and Florizel.
- Magic Pants: Lampshaded; when the princess grows to enormous size, it's mentioned that things could have been quite inconvenient if her clothes hadn't grown with her.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Melisande (at her mother's bidding) wishing for her hair to grow twice as fast with every cutting.
- Florizel's first solution to Melisande's hair issues only creates a worse problem: she grows instead.
- Papa Wolf: The king, when seven hundred fairies are attempting to put curses on his daughter. He manages to stop all but one with a savage bluff.
- Rapid Hair Growth: Princess Melisande is cursed at birth to be bald. When she grows up she is given a magical wish, and at the prompting of her mother requests long, lovely, fast-growing hair. The result is the Rapunzel Hair from hell.
- Rescue Romance
- Revenge SVP
- Shout-Out: To another Prince Florizel from The Winter's Tale.
- The Fair Folk