"I'd rather not," said Malcolm, firmly.
"If you do, you'll be able to understand the language of the birds."
"I don't particularly want to be able to understand the language of the birds," said Malcolm.
"You'll understand the language of the birds and like it, my lad," said Ingolf, severely.
Tropes found in this work:
- Achievements in Ignorance: Malcolm has no idea how to be a secret ruler of the world—which turns out to be exactly the quality that's needed for an ideal ruler.
- Artifact of Doom: The Ring of the Nibelung, which comes with a curse that all who bear it will come to a tragic and untimely death.Ingolf: Yet it is fated that when the Middle Age of the world is drawing to a close, a foolish, godlike boy who does not understand the nature of the Ring will break the power of Alberich's curse and thereby redeem the world.
- Big Screwed-Up Family: The Gods, much as in the opera, are severely dysfunctional. Wotan and the Valkyries, in particular, have a passive-agressive thing going where he refuses to wipe his feet before entering Valhalla, or to clean up after himself, and they bitch about how insensitive and uncaring he is, and everyone's happy.
- The Chosen Zero: Malcolm is about as far as it's possible to be from what anyone expected the One Chosen by the Fates to bear the Ring and rule the world to be like. He's not strong, brave, handsome, skilled, or even particularly intelligent, and he has absolutely no desire to be in this position. About the only thing he has going for him is that he's a nice guy. The first ring-bearer with that quality, in fact.
- Clever Crows: Wotan's assistants and chief spies are a pair of ravens, called Thought and Memory. Each partially inverts the trope in its own way: one raven is very clever, but has trouble keeping track of the details, while the other generally knows what's going on, but isn't quite sure what to make of it.
- Divine Date: Malcolm gets engaged to a girl who is (though he doesn't know it) a Valkyrie—one of the daughters of Wotan.
- Why is every woman I meet lately a goddess?
- Expecting Someone Taller: Unsurprisingly, the book uses this trope, or at least a variation. When nerdy clerk Malcolm Fisher runs over a badger and wins The Ring of the Nibelung, and with it, rulership of the world, everyone is shocked that such a pathetic wet fish could possibly be the hero of prophecy. The dying badger (who is actually a frost giant in disguise) even drops the title/trope name.
- Eyepatch of Power: Wotan. It's very intimidating.
- Fisher King: Malcolm discovers that owning the ring and being the secret ruler of the world means that his moods and attitudes have a global impact. Fortunately, he's a nice guy (the first one ever to bear the ring), and so he takes great effort to avoid anything that might upset him or make him angry.
- God's Hands Are Tied: Why Wotan cannot just kill Malcolm and take the Ring for himself.
- Hat of Power: The Tarnhelm, which grants the wearer invisibility, shape-shifting, and teleportation.
- Honey Trap: Wotan sets one of these for Malcolm Fisher, sending his daughter, the Valkyrie Ortlinde to try to seduce Malcolm into giving up the ring.
- I'm Dying, Please Take My MacGuffin: At the beginning, Malcolm receives the Tarnhelm and the Ring of the Nibelungs from Ingolf, the last of the Frost Giants, cleverly disguised as a badger who he's just run over with his car. Not being educated in Norse mythology or even having seen the opera poor Malcolm has no clue what he's getting himself into.
- Invisibility Cloak: The Tarnhelm has this power as one of its functions.
- Love at First Sight: Malcolm is all-too prone to this. When beautiful Rhinemaidens and Valkyries start showing up, sniffing around after the ring, it's almost more than he can bear.
- Mayfly-December Romance: Most of Malcolm's romantic entanglements after receiving the Ring fall into this category, especially his eventual engagement to the Valkyrie Ortlinde.
- Next Gen Fic: The novel can loosely be seen as this to The Ring of the Nibelung.
- Pantheon Sitcom: It's Wagner's version of the Germanic Gods as one big, messed-up family.
- Public Domain Artifact: The Ring and the Tarnhelm both derive from Germanic mythology (although they were fairly obscure until Wagner made them the centerpiece of his opera).
- Speaks Fluent Animal: The blood of Ingolf has given Malcolm the power to talk to birds—a power he finds extremely useless, as birds are shallow, boring, and not much concerned with matters beyond food and mating.
- The Unfavorite: Like most of Holt's male leads, Malcolm is a total wimp, and his parents unabashedly compare him to his super-perfect sister Bridget. Becoming the heir to practically unlimited power makes Malcolm immediately think that it was originally meant for Bridget. In fact, Malcolm's lack of self-esteem and desire to do good make him the perfect person to inherit said power; Bridget would totally mess it up.
- Voluntary Shapeshifting: The Tarnhelm gives Malcolm this power. He tries a bunch of different shapes just to see what it's like, then finally settles on being "the most handsome man in the world." Unfortunately for him, that turns out to be Seigfried, tragic hero of the opera. Which makes him a bit obvious to the people looking for the Ring.