- FC pulling herself out of an Old Shame-induced Heroic B.S.O.D. in the Back To The Frollo review.
Fanfiction Critic: I am so mad right now and yet... I'm also relieved. I am, because there's fanfiction out there that's worse than what I wrote! My old story was terrible, yes, but this was way worse! I'm back! I'm back, baby! I'm the Fanfiction Critic, and this is what you do with a BA in English! Cher, play me out!(Cher's "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves" plays over the credits)
- At the end of If I Was Your Nazi, she lights a candle to give a moment of silence to all the people the author of the story inevitably offended.
- In "Marie", she's quick to criticize the villain of the fic, Jean Frollo, for having picked on Quasimodo as a kid.