Haiku / The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

A right-handed Link
takes his bird to the surface,
fares flamboyant creep.

Fi is many things,
Analytical and bright,
Batteries are low.

Onwards and upwards,
My feathered companion,
We must save Zelda.

Storyline is dull
The motion controls, they blow
Worst. Zelda. ever.