Haiku / Revenge of the Sith

Always there are two.
Kid turns evil easily.
Loses the high ground.

Cut out all the Narm
Add much dark philosophy
Stover's book? Better.

Dark Side takes over
Fear not for the Galaxy
We know Good will win.

Script like action movie,
Cast should speak seriously.
Enter bad Chinese.

Darth Vader is born.
"What is thy bidding, Master?
"My wife is dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
— Rich318

Great space opera
Lets out for intermission
New Hope begins soon

Depressing as hell,
For once, not in quality,
But so sad (re plot).