Haiku / Red Dwarf

Cold outside. There's no
kind of atmosphere. I'm all
alone. More or less.

Last human alive.
A cat creature and dead guy
Are his only friends.

Kryten loves to clean.
He has a head shaped like a
novelty condom.

Smeg! Smeg! Smeg! Smeg! Smeg!
I am very frustrated
You total smeghead!

"Everyone's dead, Dave!"
"What about Rimmer, he's dead?"
"Everyone's dead, Dave!"