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    Series I 
  • Lister at the end of "Balance Of Power", falsely announces to Rimmer that he has just passed his chef's exam and therefore now outranks him.
    Lister: Mr. Lister SIR!!! (jumps into the air)

    Series II 
  • From "Queeg", Holly teaching the others a lesson about appreciating him more by making them think he's been replaced with a by-the-book drill sergeant of a computer AI who makes them work for every bit of food.
    Holly: We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August Fool [...] The moral of the story is, appreciate what you've got because basically, I'm fantastic.
  • Kryten's debut episode. The kind but obsessed neat-freak robot is found still tending to a crew that has been dead for three million years because he has no other purpose. Rimmer immediately puts him to task performing endless menial tasks. Lister tries to get him to stop acting like a slave and think for himself, but to no avail. At the end, he is painting a portrait of Rimmer while he gloats to Lister... whereupon Kryten reveals that he has been painting a portrait of Rimmer on a toilet. Kryten proceeds to insult Rimmer, flip him off and leave on Lister's space bike.
    Rimmer: What are you doing?
    Kryten: I, um, I think I'm... I'm rebelling.
    Rimmer: Rebelling?
    Kryten: I, I, I... I think that's what I'm doing.
    Rimmer: You are rebelling.
    Kryten: Yes.
    Rimmer: What are you rebelling against?!

    Series III 

    Series IV 
  • "White Hole", where Lister plays interplanetary pool (that is, pool with planets) and successfully pulls off a trick shot. Which, despite his crowing about "Played for and got!" might have just been an insanely lucky fluke - after all, Cat backs Lister's plan to ditch Holly's calculations and take the shot himself because "he can knock those little stripey balls around the table all night! And I have never seen him lose one down one of those little holes!".
    • At the end of the episode:
      Kryten: We'll cease to be here, because none of this will have occurred. But we will exist back on Red Dwarf before all this began, with, of course, no memory of these events, which, of course, never happened. And as these events never happened, we'll have no memory of them. In which case, Mr. Rimmer, sir, I should like to take this opportunity of saying that you are the most obnoxious, trumped-up, farty little smeghead it has ever BEEN MY MISFORTUNE TO ENCOUNTER!!! Ha!
    • Hilarious In Hindsight: It's implied that Kryten was wrong and they do remember the events of the episode. Meaning that Kryten's rant wasn't all for naught.
  • Lister using the Justice field in "Justice" against the rogue simulant.
  • "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."
  • Lister, completely destroying Rimmer's warped idea of peace at the end of "Meltdown".
    Lister: Yeah Rimmer. Right. Absolutely. Now all the corpses can lie there, safe in the knowledge that they snuffed it for peace, and can now happily decompose in a land of freedom... ya smeghead.
    • Followed by Lister eating Rimmer.
    Lister: Holly, gimme his light bee....see ya Rimmer.
    Kryten: Sir, what are you thinking of?
    Lister: (swallows) It's ok, he'll come out in a couple of days! Just after he's been through what he's put us through. Now, does anyone fancy a Vindaloo?

    Series V 
  • Lister's scene in "Holoship", where one of the genius holograms scouts Starbug. After being insulted, Lister proceeds to start mocking the guy and then threatens him for being a stuck up jackass. When the hologram reminds him he can't be hurt, Lister mentions they have a holowhip, and starts looking more and more deranged, eventually eating his cigarette as he squares up. The hologram flees. (The cigarette part wasn't scripted. To this day, actor Craig Charles admits he has no idea as to why he ate the cigarette.)
  • Lister, Rimmer, Cat and Kryten all get one when they are compelled by the title character in "The Inquisitor" to justify their existence or be annihilated.Rimmer, of all characters, has had a few:
    • Rimmer, after considerable grilling, sums up his life and then concludes bitterly: "Yes, I'm nothing. But from where I started... 'nothing' is up."
    • The Cat feels he deserves to exist for a very simple reason:
      Cat: I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass.
      Inquisitor: Some might say that's a pretty shallow argument.
      Cat: Some might say I'm a pretty shallow guy. But a shallow guy with a great ass!
    • Here's Kryten's, which unfortunately doesn't work, though it sure is awesome to watch him shake the Inquisitor's resolve, even if it was just for a moment:
      Inquisitor: Well Kryten, justify yourself.
      Kryten: I'm not sure I can.
      Inquisitor: But surely your life is replete with good works. There can be few individuals who have lived a more selfless life.
      Kryten: But I am programmed to live unselfishly. And therefore, any good works I do come not out of fine motives but as a result of a series of binary commands I am compelled to obey.
      Inquisitor: Well then, how can any mechanical justify himself?
      Kryten: Perhaps only if he attempted to break his programming and conduct his life according to a set of values he arrived at independently.
      Inquisitor: Your argument invites deletion.
      Kryten: The rules are yours, not mine.
      Inquisitor: Do you wish to be erased?
      Kryten: Well, I am programmed not to wish for anything. I serve.
      Inquisitor: In a human, this behavior might be considered stubborn.
      Kryten: But I am not human, and neither are you. And it is not our place to judge them. I wonder why you do?
      Inquisitor: Enough.
    • And Lister's minimalist response:
      Inquisitor: You've got brains, man, brains you never used.
      Lister: Spin on it.
    • "Excuse me, could I just distract you for a brief second."
    • Lister's final confrontation with the Inquisitor, where he defeats him by outsmarting him. Using his own time gauntlet against him, he manages to erase the Inquisitor (and all his work) from history. To be fair, given that the Inquisitor is a Nigh Invulnerable Implacable Man with a massive Healing Factor that can shrug off an attack from a laser chainsaw, this is likely the only thing that would have worked. Not only that, but this was after the Inquisitor has murdered Rimmer and The Cat while trying to catch Lister and Kryten. Lister was avenging them and Kryten. If that's not enough, just look at how sadistic Lister is when the Inquisitor is getting erased. Lister's snickering is the closest he's ever gotten to an Evil Laugh-
      Lister: Yeah, it's the old backfiring-time-gauntlet trick! You just bought yourself a one-way ticket to oblivion.
  • In "Terrorform", when the crew finally find Rimmer chained up in the dungeon about to tortured by a hideous depraved monster, that could easily kill them all, what does Lister say when deciding to whether to try and save him?
    Lister Set Bazookoids to kill, stuff and mount, we're going in.
  • By the end of "Back to Reality", it's Holly of all people who prevents the crew from killing themselves. Not only that, she managed to easily kill the Despair Squid. Holly displays cunning and guile not seen since "Queeg".
    Holly: (explaining what happened) Limpet Mines. There's enough fried Calamari out there to feed the whole of Italy.

    Series VI 
  • Kryten beating Legion in the character's title episode, by knocking out the others so the entity couldn't use their minds against them, leaving only himself, which left Legion harmless and compelled to help the others.
  • The end of "Gunmen of the Apocalypse". The crew finally reach the cockpit moments before crashing into a lava moon. Desperate attempts to pull away lead to them crashing into the lava. A few moments pass..."YEE HAAAAAW!" They emerge again, and fly away (segueing into to a special Western version of the Theme Song, at that).
    • "Gunmen" gets a few of these. The bit where Lister defends the drunken Sheriff Kryten using Brett Riverboat's knife skills (particularly the apple) and "The Riviera Kid's" trick shot to prevent Kryten from escaping town both spring to mind.
    • What about the part where the Riviera Kid shoots an outlaw's bullets out of the air.
    • Even Rimmer gets in on the action.
      Rimmer: (expertly punches-out an attacker and smiles) Marvelous!
    • The Dwarfers defeating a Simulant battlecruiser by going on the offensive before the Simulants figure out what's going on. To be precise, after their attempt to bluff the Simulants fails, the Simulants first capture them, then release them after massively upgrading Starbug, including arming it with laser cannons, in the hope that it will at least make the chase better sport. Instead of running, the crew attack instead, taking the Simulants totally by surprise and taking them out with a lucky hit.
    • Even better, you know who came up with this plan? The Cat!
      The Cat: I know this game, it's called "Cat and Mouse". And there's only one way to win: don't be the mouse!
  • "Emohawk: Polymorph II": Ace Rimmer and Duane Dibley in the same episode. Especially when Ace decides to jump on the activated grenade, not even knowing that he would be completely safe. What a guy!
  • Rimmer, from "Out of Time":
    Rimmer: Have we got any chance of winning?
    Kryten: Their craft is greatly upgraded. We have no chance whatsoever.
    Rimmer: ...Then I say fight.
    Kryten: ...Mr. Rimmer?
    Rimmer: Better dead than smeg!
    • And Rimmer being the only person left, and deciding to be heroic and attempting to destroy the time drive. It's ambiguous if he does or not before their Starbug is blown up, but they survive anyway.

    Series VII 
  • At the end of Tikka To Ride, Lister realizes he forgot to buy curry. After everything they went through he forgot to get some. The other three give him a well-deserved pummeling.
    • Rimmer's surprisingly clever trick near the end of the episode, using Lister's own curiosity against him.
  • In the opening sequence of "Stoke Me a Clipper", Ace Rimmer escapes a death trap, surfs a crocodile from a plane while shooting Nazis, gets shot and only complains because "This was my best top, dammit!", saves the Distressed Damsel, escapes on a motorbike while shooting more Nazis and has sex with said Distressed Damsel before seeking first aid. What a guy.
    • Normal Rimmer did a surprisingly good job at fending off the holo-knight, even if it was just Lister in disguise.
    • Rimmer deciding to become the new Ace Rimmer in "Stoke Me a Clipper". With the completely awesome reveal that enough Rimmers' have become Ace for a time that in one dimension there is a Saturn-like planet with rings made up entirely of their remains.
  • From "Blue":
    "He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, more reliable than a garden strimmer..."
    • "Sigmund Freud, eat your heart out!"
  • Kryten again, in "Beyond a Joke" when the rest of the crew prioritise a VR version of Pride and Prejudice over Kryten's elaborate anniversary meal. After attempting to assassinate the game characters with mixed success, he imports a tank from a World War 2 game. "Perhaps you didn't hear me! I said: Supper. Is. Ready!" BOOM! (And yes, that is the tank that James Bond drove in Goldeneye.)
  • Kochanski tricking Epideme into leaving Lister's body.
    • Even though he didn't go through with it in the end, the fact that Lister was willing to kill himself to prevent Epideme infecting anyone else was badass in a Tear Jerker sort of way.
  • In "Nanarchy" once rescued Holly quickly figures out Kryten's runaway nanobots disappeared by hiding "inside" Starbug itself.

    Series VIII 
  • Kryten asserting himself against his superiors in "Back to the Red" and refusing to have his corrupted files repaired. Even if he's jumped by security and forced to do it a minute later anyway, for having held them at gunpoint...
  • Cat's dance number with the Blue Midget shuttles. Utterly pimp.
  • Rimmer Using a Groin Attack on the Grim Reaper in "Only the Good..."
    Rimmer: Not today, matey! (Groin Attack) Remember, only the good die young! (runs)
    Death: (pained) That's...never happened before.
    • Followed by the credits:
      The end?
    • Also doubles as a nice Call Back to his and Lister's conversation in "Future Echoes", about trying to cheat death by beating up the Grim Reaper when he comes to collect your soul.

     Back To Earth 
  • In Back to Earth, when Rimmer kills Katerina by pushing her in front of a car, just after she explains why killing holograms is okay to justify her killing him. Complete subversion when you consider that he's usually the one whose attempts to quote weird regulations are thwarted by someone more knowledgeable.
    • Even better when you realize it's a Call Back to the Series III episode The Last Day where Rimmer remarks on how most people don't get time to realize a bus is about to kill them.
    Well at least he gets 24 hours notice! That's more than most of us get. All most of us get is "Mind that bus!" "What bus?" splat...
  • Rimmer gets another one later when confronting the creator of Red Dwarf, and forcing him to write Rimmer a happy ending.
    Rimmer: Write me a girl who likes me! And on our wedding, don't make us find out she's my long-lost sister!
    Creator: Damn! How did you know I was thinking that?

    Series X 
  • In the Series X episode "Fathers and Suns", Lister drunkenly records a message to offer himself some fatherly advice, which consists of chewing himself out for not making something of his life and forcing himself to take the course on Robotics. Later episodes show that Lister is indeed studying for this course, showing that his tough love approach and advice did stick.
    • Later, Lister defeats Pree by convincing her to uninstall herself.
  • Season X, Episode 6: "The Beginning". Rimmer - yes, RIMMER - takes a level in Badass, and comes up with a plan to defeat the Simulants. And at the end of the episode, said level seems to be staying.

  • In The Last Human, Rimmer goes toe to toe with the Big Bad in a PAINT STRIPPER and lives up to the expectations of his illegitimate son, a rough and tumble space marine which frees him from his many neuroses and allows him to become a hero of Ace Rimmer proportions... and is then shot in the light bee. Somehow he survives and performs a Heroic Sacrifice to defeat The Rage and allow his friends to reach shelter. The ending implies that this act allows Lister and Kochanski to rebuild the human race.
  • The Toaster gets one in Better Than Life. By way of a pair of metal discs jammed into its bread slots, it kills a smegging polymorph. His signature Catch Phrase is even used as a Pre-Mortem One-Liner.