Haiku: Fetish Fuel

I feel arousal.
But this film is G-rated.
Cleanest porn ever.

There is no sex act
Or anything sexual
still I feel horny.

I have rewinded
This part a whole bunch of times.
I'll Be in My Bunk.

It feels arousing.
Yet it wasn't supposed too.
Who cares anyway?

I'm innocently
Watching TV with the kids
Then Loonette's clock stretch