Haiku: Complaining About Things You Haven't Paid For

There's free samples here.
They're So Bad, It's Horrible.
I want a refund!

Look at these cupcakes
They taste horrible; don't buy
But still whine, of course!
Blue Guy

I didn't pay for this.
I downloaded it for free.
So what? It still sucks.

Whatever this is,
I hate it, it's terrible.
So what if it's free?