An obscene haiku
Don’t look at it! It’s
naked! What a perv you are!
Again and again,
I walk in on you changing.
Please stop hitting me.
I reached, not looking,
Felt something soft, startled, then
She twisted my arm.
Hands on something... soft?
It feels like two pillows... Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!
A wind blew in here Thought I saw paradise; then
I was sent to one.
Kyaa!
Doko sawatteru no?! Get out of my room and go back to
Accidental Pervert, you
baka!