An obscene haiku\\
Donít look at it! Itís [[{{Fanservice}} naked!]]\\
What a perv you are!

Again and again,\\
I walk in on you changing.\\
Please stop hitting me.

I reached, not looking,\\
Felt something soft, startled, then\\
She twisted my arm.

Hands on something... soft?\\
[[Film/PlanesTrainsAndAutomobiles It feels like two pillows...]]\\
Wait... SHIT! I'M SORRY!

Kyaa! ''[[JapaneseStockPhrases Doko sawatteru no]]?!'' Get out of my room and go back to AccidentalPervert, you moron!