History Funny / YogscastMinecraftSeries

[[folder:Galacticraft: [=MoonQuest=]/ [=MarsQuest=]/ [=JaffaQuest=]]]

!![=BlueXephos=] series
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-R6l_UERq_Q#t=11m12s Episode 1]]: Simon is startled by a spider and screams so loud he sets off a car alarm outside.
* All through episode 2 Lewis and Simon are poking fun at Duncan, who due to equal parts misunderstanding and poor directions has gotten ''lost''.
** Made even funnier when you realise that Lewis is getting a little annoyed at Duncan not following "simple directions" he's given him, while not even knowing where he is when he gives them.
* Duncan complains of being hungry, then immediately walks in the opposite direction from Simon as he tries to give him baked potatoes.
** The reason he was walking away? He spotted some carrots ready to be pulled from the ground in the village, and only acknowledges Simon once he gets to them.
* This exchange between Lewis and Duncan about the directions.
--> '''Lewis''': How did he get lost again? Duncan, did you never get your map-reading badge in the scouts?
--> '''Duncan''': I did, and I learned that when I'm told to go west I go west, not south!
* Simon putting chests all over their base.
* In episode 9, Simon saying he's never seen so many zombies in his life. Not even a minute later, Duncan is frantically fighting of a horde of zombies and nearly dying.
--> '''Duncan''': Why is there so many?! *turns around, sees four more zombies* OH MY GOD??!
--> ...
--> '''Simon''': Do you need help?
--> '''Duncan''': Holy shit- OH GOD THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
* Episode 17 ends just as Simon [[FunnyBackgroundEvent accidentally punches through the roof of the baked bean fort's main room, and falls]].
* Episode 19 has the longsword incident, and Simon accidentally saying "Baked Bean Fart" instead of "Baked Bean Fort."
** Also from 19, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbSL3hzs99s#t=296 this.]]
--> '''Lewis''': Do you think we ought to, um-
--> '''Simon''': [[ShipTease Kiss?]]
--> '''Lewis''': -start hollowing out the *continues talking*
--> '''Simon''': What? U-uh, yeah. Yeah.
* The increasingly ridiculous hats they find.
* In Episode 24, Duncan falls into the Sludgeland quarry and dies. When they go back to try to retrieve his stuff, they find that the quarry has started picking it up.
* In episode 36, awesome music plays as Duncan assembles the rocket. When Duncan realises holding the rocket in his hand means that his character holds it above his head, [[RecordNeedleScratch the music stops]] and he bursts out in hysterical laughter.
* They livestream Moonquest on the 15th day of the 2013 Christmas streams. A string of increasingly [[EpicFail epic fails]] ensues, from Lewis having connection problems to not knowing that the rocket ship doesn't run on coal to them repeatedly getting stuck in hostile worlds through the Mystcraft mod while searching for oil, all culminating in Simon [[spoiler: failing to press space when prompted to slow down his rocket and ''crashing on the moon''.]]
** It wasn't Lewis having connection problems, strictly speaking. There may have been some of that, but the server was simultaneously being pummeled with fan-kids trying to join (because they had accidentally leaked the server IP), and at the same time, an actual intentional DDoS attack because some guy caught the IP leak and went to a 'hacker' (read: script kiddie) forum, posted the IP, and said "It's the Yogscast, they think they're funny but they're not, have at 'em".
* The adventures in Lovely Oil Land, a fire world.
** For some elaboration; first Simon, then Duncan enter the dimension without a return book. As they enter the dimension, they discover that [[EverythingTryingToKillYou the air sets them on fire, zombies constantly spawn, there are huge seas of]] ''[[EverythingTryingToKillYou something]]'' [[EverythingTryingToKillYou that isn't water that might kill them and as they take shelter, the world begins destabilizing]]. [[NonIndicativeName "Lovely" indeed.]]
* Simon entering a rift to the regular world and not realizing it at first.
* The mutant skeleton derailing everything until they manage to kill it.
* Sludgepit 2 is a snowy fire word with meteor showers. Simon gets hit by one.
** Duncan and Simon freaking out over the first meteor ponderously drifting past really sells it. Not to mention that they go from smiling at the snow to absolute panic, fleeing falling meteors and desperately trying to escape while on fire, [[MoodWhiplash all in the space of less than thirty seconds.]]
* During the live session of Moonquest, Simon discovers a massive oil spring, but realises that he can't take any back as he doesn't have a bucket. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bhL17zeSZbw#t=921 Lewis randomly starts raging at him with no warning]].
-->'''Simon''': I'm nearly at the place. Oh, what's this? Is this oil here? Oh my god, there's literally oil in the goddamn ground here. Shall I just get a bucket- [[TranquilFury oh I don't even have fucking iron to make a fucking bucket.]]
-->'''Lewis''': [''[[MirthlessLaughter Slowly starting to lose it]]''] I've got three buckets.
-->'''Simon''': There's literally oil here.
-->'''Lewis''': Just get the oil. Get a bucket.
-->'''Simon''': I ca-
-->'''Lewis''': SCOOP IT UP WITH YOUR [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] HANDS, AND JUST BRING IT BACK. BRING ME BACK A FEW HANDFULS OF OIL, [[AssShove I'LL PUT IT... UP MY ARSE]], AND THEN WE'LL GO INTO SPACE. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! WHAT ARE WE DOING? WHY ARE WE SO SHIT? WE'VE DONE NOTHING FOR LIKE FOUR HOURS!
-->'''Simon''': *cracking up*
** In the Episode 46, Duncan gets trapped in Obsidian Pernis Land while mining for supplies [[spoiler:to rescue Simon]]. Lewis goes in to rescue him, only to immediately notice that there is oil not ten yards from the spawn. Duncan and Lewis's exchange is priceless.
-->'''Lewis''': What's going on in pernis land? Is the sun coming up?
-->'''Duncan''': Yeah.
-->'''Lewis''': ...Is that oil in pernis land?
-->'''Duncan''': [[BluntYes Yeah.]]
-->'''Simon''': Pernis oil.
-->'''Lewis''': There was oil in pernis land THE WHOLE TIME?!
-->'''Duncan''': [[YouDidntAsk Ye]][[RuleOfThree ah.]]
* Episode 45: They finally get the rocket fueled and ready, the epic fanfare begins as the others wave off Simon as he leaves for the moon, the launch is successful, Simon gets to space and heads to the moon, and then [[spoiler: He doesn't read the controls for the lunar lander in time and [[EpicFail crashes into the moon, blowing himself up.]] You can practically hear the broken despair in Duncan's voice as he sees Simon's death notice.]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "My face is covered in pants."]]
* Episode 52: With Simon rapidly running out of oxygen due to an oddly not-working collection rig, Duncan is launched off on a rescue mission to make use of the the Mystcraft mod to allow them to teleport back to base, in a fairly well-thought out plan. [[spoiler:Turns out he can't work the lander either, and crashes just as Simon did before, leaving him stranded on the moon as well.]]
** The really bad part is that [[spoiler: fans think Duncan might have made it if he had kept holding down the spacebar instead of pressing it repeatedly like Lewis told him to.]]
* Episode 54 features the most screechy, horrific version of Music/TheWho's Baba O'Riley ''ever'', courtesy of Simon.
* Episode 55: Laser Turret. The banter between Simon and Lewis is pretty good itself, but the main focus of the episode has Lewis trying to set up the eponymous defence system. [[spoiler:It doesn't work properly, ignoring a zombie that was nearby and outright vapourising Simon]]. The reaction is priceless.
** 'Why did it shoot ME!?"
-->'''Simon''': (in between breaths of barely concealed anger) Lewis, be honest here. [[spoiler:Did you program it to shoot me?]]
** It later turns out that Lewis forgot to [[spoiler:add Simon to a whitelist]]. All the while, Duncan is [[spoiler:still trapped on the moon]].
-->'''Duncan''': [[DeadpanSnarker So how's work going on that rocket]]?
-->'''Simon''': ({{Angrish}})
** " Fuck you, Lewis! The Yogscast is over!"
* The editor has started adding comments in the chatbar.
* Episode 58: Lewis models his new armor, so runway music and lights are edited in.
** Simon runs away because he doesn't want to build the rocket and tries to get Lewis to do it instead.
-->'''Simon''': It's not rocket...surgery.
** Lewis figures out they had probably enough materials to build another rocket ''the entire time'', which he would have figured out a lot sooner if he hadn't been messing about with nail guns and turrets and armor with motors in the crotch.
* Episode 59:
-->'''Duncan''': (While Simon is filling oxygen tanks for Lewis) Put helium in it so he talks funny.
-->'''Simon''': He already talks funny.
** The good news: They finally landed the rocket properly. The bad news: [[spoiler: Lewis forgot to equip the oxygen tanks before leaving so he suffocates and dies right as his rocket lands]].
* Episode 60: The boys finally succeed in using the books to create a reliable link between the normal world and the moon, and soon decide to create a more ambitious moonbase. While looking through materials to use to plan the layout, they discover that they can make blocks of ham out of porkchops, and [[{{Squee}} Lewis and Simon immediately settle on hambone blocks as a final building material]], [[{{Squick}} Duncan objecting in vain.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-T9yLqTtwXI#t=7 Simon explaining his thought process.]] "Well, moon is dark. Moon need light. Me make light. *laughing* That's my dwarf processing. *in a silly voice* Me light. Light, Nether. Glowy rock. Me bring glowy rock to moon!"
** And then the list Simon makes detailing how they are going to get materials for their Hambase, which gets progressively more incoherent.
* Simon: "Is it like marking our territory, except with crash sites instead of pissing?"
* Episode 72: They finally get out of the portal! And completely forgot that going one space in the Nether is equivalent to traveling 8 blocks in the overworld. End Result? Their x-coordinates are in the 4700s and the y-coordinates are almost 1500.
** And then they all try to get home without getting (even more) lost.
* After the update, the world their base is in isn't the overworld anymore. So when Lewis and Duncan go to the nether and then try going back, they end up in a completely different world. Lewis' reaction is great.
* Everyone exploring a crevasse in the new overworld and digging up a bunch of random ores, including many new to the modpack that they don't even know what they are or if they're useful.
* Sjin arrives at Baked Bean Fort to [[spoiler:join up with them]]. Shortly after he does, Simon punches him into a forge and causes him to die, complete with glitched death message.
* Simon constantly breaking the airlock for their new base, much to Lewis' frustration.
* The Shapeshifter mod causes much chaos as Duncan disguises himself as a spider, causing Simon to almost kill him. Later, they discover [[spoiler:Sips frozen in carbonite and "free" him by destroying him and picking him up]]. Immediately after this, [[spoiler:Sjin tries betraying the group and gets murdered instantly]]. Then Duncan kills Simon because he was disguised as a villager. ''Then'' [[spoiler:the group recover the coordinates for the Jaffa Factory]].
* Duncan's bad luck with the magic portals, which continues when Lewis punches him and causes him to go through one. Duncan's scream of frustration is priceless.
* Everyone arguing about how the witch should sound, while Duncan points out continuity errors.
* In Episode 100, Duncan encounters a Nitro Creeper and tries to kill it, dying instantly. He contests the death and claims it's utter bullshit, swearing that he killed it. A replay shows [[spoiler:that he didn't. He got it down to 2 health points... at which point it exploded]].
* Episode 101 has Lewis clearing out the overgrown forest around the base. He starts cutting one tree down, only for it to suddenly reveal itself to be an ent and nearly beat him to death, with only his armor saving him. He calls to Simon for help, while Simon [[{{Troll}} just watches and makes a half arsed effort to get the killing blow and gain the Ent form for himself]].
** While Lewis is showing off the Ent form to Simon, a large bee suddenly swoops into the factory. Simon and Lewis turn on it with their swords and stab it to death. Only for the death message to reveal that it was in fact Duncan in a transformation of his own.
** Duncan dying every single time he goes to the Nether. Every single time.
* Simon repairing the factory walls with baked beans.
* In Episode 105, the group prepares to launch fireworks to celebrate their interactive "moonsperience". At the end, the fireworks are launched without issue, and Simon climbs into their very first rocket as a ride. Said rocket is indoors. It doesn't have fuel, so everyone thinks it will be safe. [[spoiler:It initiates the launching sequence with 7% fuel left, crashes into the ceiling and explodes on the floor, blowing up the entire factory, crashing the game, and killing everyone]].
** [[LetsPlay/WilliamStrife Strife]]: [[FunnyBackgroundEvent "Another fantastic success by the boys at Honeydew Inc."]]
* The entire discussion Simon has with Hat Films regarding [[spoiler:a new plot of land, particularly when they try [[IsThisThingOn to scam Simon and he can still hear them]]]].

!!Kim and Duncan

* Shortly after crash-landing in Episode 1, Sjin and Duncan have a friendly exchange of words. Kim, on the other hand, is less than pleased to hear from him. Duncan notes that she's surprisingly angry in that recording, causing her to explode at him for being so calm, given the bizarre turn of events.
* The biome with the two-block tall ferns in episode 2 first cause Kim and Duncan to lose sight of each other, and later obscure Duncan's vision so much he falls in a ravine.
* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Z579wAinjnM#t=186 Episode 4]], Kim states that if they [[ItMakesSenseInContext made a statue of Sips to launch a rocket out of]], it would come out of his ass. A ''graphic illustrating this'' pops up.
** The idea was so funny that there was a highly upvoted thread on Reddit suggesting that Sjin make his next Let's Build a "Sips Bum Rocket Launcher".
* Duncan building complex expensive machinery and then completely forgetting why he built it.
* [[RunningGag Referring to their basement, where the smeltery is located, as the sex dungeon.]]
* Episode 11 has Kim and Duncan trying to fix a staircase. As the title of the episode indicates, it takes them a few times.
* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZdKURDTxQY&index=74&list=PLF173C3DF962CDBE4 Episode 26]], they find Sjin's base and decide to troll him by leaving statues everywhere.
** Duncan tells Kim a few episodes later that Sjin couldn't think of how to work the statues into an episode, so he just deleted it. Their reaction is an equal mix of anger and sadness.
* A brief moment during [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Kim's launch into space]] when the rocket shooting into space accidentally sets Tiddles the cat on fire, cause them both to panic.
* After establishing the moon base, they use a nether portal to break out of their age into the overworld. The entire video is quite funny, but there are two highlights
** First, on arrival Duncan immediately tries to hang-glide through a hole in a nearby mountain. That turned out to be an unloaded chunk.
** When they do get into flight, they immediately find Duncan's old castle, now completely overrun by flux and ruined. Kim lands on it and comments that she likes the new purple color scheme of the place, and suggests moving back in. Meanwhile, Duncan is promptly infected by taint, swarmed by tainted mobs, and then killed, all the while yelling about how dangerous the castle is right now. Kim subsequently gliding off entirely oblivious to any threats sells the moment.

!!Sipsco series/Sjintech Space Rescue

* The first episode which is filled to the brim with EpicFail moments. The worst, however, would be their efforts to build a base, which go horribly wrong after a large group of mobs rush them and pursue them into a cave, brutally murdering Sjin and then [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard glitching through the door and killing Sips]].
* [[spoiler:_Zips]] is introduced in all his finery, trying to nerdpole to the moon with gravel. Sjin tells him to get down, and he [[LiteralMinded jumps directly off the stack]], [[TooDumbToLive falling to his death]]. Sjin goes hysterical with laughter as a result.
* The opening of Series 2 has [[spoiler:_Zips blow up Slime Island, claiming that Sjin is not the real "Zi-jin". Which raises even further questions, such as whether or not Zijin is another clone as well!]]
* Sjin has way too much fun picking and arranging flowers around his house.
[[/folder]]

Yogcraft: Nilesy and Hannah

Sipsco [=YogscastSips=] and [=YogscastSjin=] channels:

Kim's "The Apprentice"

Chaosville with Duncan and Sjin:

Solutions in Chaos with Will and Parv

Yogspack Complete with Ridgedog

Blast Off! with Lewis, Duncan and Sjin

!!Flux Buddies (Duncan and Kim)
* In episode 39, aptly named 'Blood Heist', Kim decides to go out and see whose blood she can steal, since she knows Hat Films and Sjin are recording something together and probably distracted.
** First she manages her way into Hat Films' base, but as they only have one bed she only gets the DNA of Trott. (Unknowingly to her, Ross had respawned in the base after dying and saw her snooping around, but decided to leave her alone.)
** Later, she visits Sjin's Farm, where she can see everyone running around. Despite her attempts to be stealthy, Lewis spots her rather quickly and confronts her via chat. After a quick exchange where she claims to want to borrow sugarcane, he tells her goodbye. She then quickly types 'Hey Xephos! What's that over there?' and Lewis ''actually turns around'' and Kim taglocks him while his back is turned. Her mischievous laughter while she flies away is hilarious. Made better by A) you can't point your finger in Minecraft, and B) Lewis heard the dinging sound of her taglocking him, but had no idea what it was.
* In episode 65, Kim finds a journal signed by Lalnable Hector. As she reads it, the in-game weather actually gives dramatic thunder.

[[folder:Voltz ([=YogscastLalna=] and [=BlueXephos=] channels)]]

* Duncan accidentally types "cent" in the chat. Sips replies "fidy?", even though at that point the two groups had never met and Sips and Sjin were probably supposed to be keeping it a "secret" that they were there.
* Lewis and Duncan need leather. Their options; Scour the world for a cow and build a farm, cheat and load a stack in, or raid Sips and Sjin's headquarters. Duncan chooses the latter. And once they're done raiding they leave a Shadow of Israphel style exploding back door.
* Episode nine ends with them firing up the nuclear reactor, cheering as the power starts to flow, and the ending theme tune plays triumphantly as it fades to black... [[OhCrap Boom.]] cut to the extended ending, with them trying to salvage their destroyed nuclear reactor, and arguing over who's fault the explosion was.
* When Simon shows up in Episode 10, he ends up becoming the OnlySaneMan in comparison to Lewis and Duncan's trigger-happy MadScientist ways. He also is given the job of cow/sheep farmer despite the fact that he technically knows the most about nuclear physics out of all of them irl.
* Duncan makes himself a full set of powered armor and walks in on Lewis. Nothing happens for about a second, and then Lewis literally jumps back a pace in game, as though in shock.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2ohslGivm8 Voltz Special - The Bomb]]. A demolition test by Sips and Sjin goes horribly, horribly, horribly wrong. HilarityEnsues.
** Duncan's reaction to mining obsidian and then immediately jumping into the lava filled hole.
-->Server: [=LividCoffee=] tried to swim in lava
--> '''Lewis''': Oh, Duncan!
--> '''Simon''': Wooooow. That wasn't good.
--> '''Duncan''': It- it killed the ground too quickly!
--> '''Simon''': It killed the ground too quickly?
** "hey come check out our cool bunker, guys. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I promise there's no crazy wormhole thing under our base continuously killing us]]"
** Sips (in chat to Ridge): it was boddypen
** "Sjin, I think this thing's going to just devour the whole server, and then you're going to get kicked out of the Yogscast. (''{{beat}}'') So um, GG."
*** And later, after Ridgedog informs everyone that the blackhole is going to eat the world:
---> '''Sjin:''' Oh shit. Oh no. Why? Whyyy?\\
'''Sips:''' It's cos, Sjin, quite simply, it's because you are dumb as shit. That's why.
** Lewis's utterly priceless reaction upon finally seeing what they'd unleashed.
** A more subtly funny moment happens right after: What is Lewis' first instinct upon seeing a giant swirling vortex threatening to eat the world? [[CharacterTic Spam torches everywhere, of course!]]
** Through it all, Simon's still working on his farm. "God, I've got like an orgy going on between sheep and cows, the world's ending. The world's ending, this is how I wanted to spend my last hours."
** Sips and Sjin's defense in the face of what they'd unleashed was that they just wanted some copper.
** Lewis and Duncan charge in to try and set off an antimatter bomb to cancel out the red matter vortex. Lewis eventually succeeds, repelling the vortex to [[SequelHook disappear into the distance]]. The day is saved. Sips and Sjin survey the damage and [[ComicallyMissingThePoint complain about how all the paintings have been sucked off their walls]]. [[PoorCommunicationKills Then Duncan makes an announcement.]]
-->'''Duncan:''' Okay, I've set [a bomb] off.
-->'''Lewis:''' Stop it Duncan, stop setting things off! Don't set anything else off!
-->'''Duncan:''' [The vortex]'s gone off now?
-->'''Lewis:''' It stopped, I stopped it.
--> ''[[FiveSecondForeshadowing alarm siren]]''
-->'''Duncan:''' Well I've already set this off! How do you stop it?
-->'''Lewis:''' I, st- (''cut off by howling whistling noise'')
-->'''Simon:''' What?
-->'''Lewis:''' Duncan! What are you s-
-->''THWOOM''
-->[[AC:Sips_ hit the ground too hard]]
-->'''Lewis:''' Um.
-->''several seconds of shocked cackling''
** Most of the base was actually spared, Sips just happened to be standing on the bit that wasn't. [[FridgeBrilliance Ironically]], the area most damaged by the fiasco was the Shipping & Receiving station, where they used "Sipsco deliveries" as an excuse to cheat. In short, the [[LaserGuidedKarma bomb destroyed their supply of spawned items.]]
** Ridgedog begins using [[WorldHealingWave Rejuvenation Missiles]] to fix the damage, restoring targeted areas to how they were at the world's start. Duncan follows his lead, but hits Sips and Sjin's base while they're inside it, [[TeleFrag restoring the mountain that used to be there]]. Lewis, Duncan and Simon see their death notification and crack up.
--> '''Simon''': [[KarmicDeath That's karma, motherfuckers]].
** The best part is that even after all this, the vortex was never truly destroyed, but only got kicked into an unloaded chunk. It's still out there, waiting for someone to uncover it, so it can resume devouring the world. Sips and Sjin have already planned on heading that way to find a place to build their new secret base, because WhoWouldBeStupidEnough to follow a world-eating wormhole?
* Not quite as funny, but in the first nine episodes, Lewis and Duncan had an iron golem that had apparently been left by their bunker's previous Russian owners, who they dubbed Comrade. Early on, they accidentally trapped him in the basement level, where he was utterly useless from then on, and quickly forgotten. In episode 14, while Duncan returns to the bunker to sort out the nether portal, [[BrickJoke Comrade suddenly emerges]] from behind it and curb-stomps a few spiders that got too close. Neither Lewis nor Duncan had a clue how he got out of the bunker.
* At the end of episode 17, they test start the fusion reactor, with an appropriate amount of ceremony as Lewis puts in the deuterium cell. After about a second of running, they suddenly notice [[CallBack the reactor has vanished]] and [[OhCrap everything under it is on fire]]...
** Duncan builds a plasma cannon, goes mad with power, and lays waste to everything outside the bunker. Including Simon, who he then chews out for not dodging the blast.
* And in 18, upon getting it working, Simon accidentally lets a creeper in and it blows up the now intact reactor.
-->'''Lewis:''' [[TranquilFury Simon, I'm going to kill you.]]
-->'''Simon:''' Look, it's-
-->''Lewis attacks Simon with a paxel''
** Duncan trolling the others by firing off a harmless but loud explosion whenever they're working on delicate equipment.
* Duncan finds a patch of mycillium outside, and said he thought it was contained underground. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jsN4ASrKww#t=18m00s the rest of the episode]] sees Lewis turn more than a little frantic. [[OhCrap And then Duncan finds a whole tunnel of the stuff]]
** And then it's revealed on Sips and Sjin's voltz that [[spoiler: It was them and Ridge that opened it up to spread to troll them.]]
* In Part 19, Lewis tells Simon and Duncan to get back into the bunker, and to not lead any Creepers into the bunker while they were at it. Immediately Simon spots a Creeper, and silently and intentionally lures the Creeper into the bunker with him. {{Hilarity ensues}}.
* The test firing of the thermobarric missile in episode 20 completely destroys the hill where the peace treaty was kept. Apparently they were all expecting just to set the area on fire but not harm it, and we subsequently get his gem;
--> '''Lewis''' [[DeadpanSnarker Who would have thought that a missile would blow everything up?]]
** Later they're discussing what other missiles they could use and what to shoot at, and Simon and Lewis bring up the various things banned by the peace treaty. Duncan then points out that it doesn't exactly apply because the treaty and all proof that it was signed had just been blown up...
* Part 21, antimatter, antigravity missiles, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YbwukJyjKc&t=15m50s Simon's Floating Farm]].
* Part 24, After the tense build up of the missile falling on Duncan [[spoiler: it turns out to be a chemical missile so Duncan is just poisoned. Meanwhile, ''Simon'' explodes for no apparent reason]] Later on, the group retaliate with a nuke, which with the music they set it to comes off as a crowning moment of awesome. With the music still playing in the background, the missile comes down [[EpicFail so far from the tree fort that it is entirely unaffected, instead and blows up a random stretch of sea nearby]]
** After the first missile, Ridge launches an Ender Missile with transports Duncan to The End... where he promptly dies in the void, losing his super advanced power suit ''[[RunningGag again]]''.
* Ridgedog's BossBanter between episodes 23 and 24 is pretty funny. Especially after he gets defeated by Simon. We don't see exactly what happened to him, but his BigNo is followed shortly afterwards by "Where in the hell am I?". Then, after the nuke hits there's an unexplained message about a self destruct sequence. Ridge's reaction;
--> '''Ridgedog:''' Oh dear.
* Epsiode 25 starts off with a cut, presumably so Ridge can stop his self destruct from going off prematurely. Ridge had to step away for a bit, and Lewis decided to start recording before he got back. By the time Ridge gets back on, his entire base is just one giant hole in the ground.
--> '''Ridgedog:''' wat.
** As Ridge's self-destruct sequence activates, Simon panics and runs through a side door. Which leads to the chamber where the active explosives are sitting.
--> '''Simon:''' I'm guessing this isn't the safest place to be.
** And then Duncan walks into the same chamber.
** Lewis starts yelling at them to flee, and Simon runs in blind panic. Duncan, on the other hand, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint complains they haven't had time to salvage anything]]
** And when he stops to salvage some missiles, he doesn't waste time opening the chests; [[MundaneUtility he shoots them to blow them open]]
** Duncan and Simon stumble upon a small set of prison cells, with levers that spawn animals. Simon keeps spamming the wolf lever, causing Duncan to have to break the cell open so they don't all get crushed. Simon keeps spamming it, so Duncan fires his bazooka at them. One survives. Although it's poisoned.
--> '''Simon:''' One survived?
--> '''Duncan:''' Well, it just died.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Shadow of Israphel]]

* Any time a Creeper is found following someone. Especially when it explodes.
* '''Simon: (as Peculier)''': Oh here have some milk! :D '''''Welcome to Terrorvale!'''''
* In one of their early confrontations with Israphel:
-->'''Simon:''' PAX!\\
'''Lewis:''' ''Pax''? What's that mean?\\
'''Simon:''' LET'S BE FRIENDS!\\
'''Lewis:''' Okay. That's a good idea.\\
'''Simon:''' ''[whispering]'' I don't want us to be friends. I want to trick him and kill him.
** Even funnier when your online universal name happens to be "Pax." It's a pleasant surprise.
* When Simon is [[ItMakesSenseInContext burning down the Yogcave]], Lewis finds a random hole in the ground. When Lewis shows it to Simon, he promptly pushes him in.
** Funnier in hindsight, as in later videos it's nearly always Lewis being pushed down into holes or dangerous areas.
** What happens later is just as funny. Simon walks out his back door while Lewis cooks some pork, and walks right into a booby trap. One BigOMG later and...
--> '''Simon''': Did the house blow up? What happened?
--> '''Lewis''': Uh...I don't know. I was just cooking some pork, when I heard a scream. So I came running and now there is a big hole where our back door used to be.
--> '''Simon''': Oh no... hang on, I'm nearly there. Now this is not my fucking fault. I may have set off the trap, but--
--> '''Lewis''': What do you mean it's not your fault?!
--> '''Simon''': ''How is it my fault?!'' How is it my fault? I-- (''finally gets back to the house and sees the enormous chasm that used to be their back door'') ''OH MY FUCKING GOD!'' (''cracks up'')
* Simon asking Israphel for A/S/L. Actually, any time Simon talks to Israphel in general.
** Just Israphel? Try at least 50% of the time he talks to any of the [=NPCs=]!
-->"[The body in the coffin] must have spontaneously combusted!"\\
"I DIDN'T BURN ANYTHING"\\
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON YOU CRAZY BROAD"
* Simon's first interaction with Skylord_Jasper:
-->'''Skylord_Jasper:''' GET OUT SIMPLETON\\
'''Simon:''' WHERE IS DRUGS
* Four words when Simon attempts to type at the same time as he mines the Nether Portal outside the Yogcave with a diamond pickaxe: "worry not olod manfcgxn".
** "i shall destrotyr the op3erl", he says next after that remark, heavily butchering the words as he types and mines simultaneously.
*** The slurred remarks get [[ThrowItIn acknowledged]] in-story by being mistaken for alcoholism. "Are you drunk?", Peculier remarked as Simon talked.
*** "Should we trust him with the pick if he is?", even Lysander thought it was off.
* Early in their LetsPlay arc, Lewis notices a cow placed precariously on a ledge. Lewis later pushes the cow off and it dies. Simon then bursts into tears.
* Simon attempts to deliver AnAesop during ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' Part 27: The Tunnel Run:
-->'''Simon:''' There's a lesson to be learned here, ladies and gents: if you love someone... if you love someone, just let them know, because you don't know when they might get kidnapped by an undead, demon-man, whatever he is, and taken away to his deep underground castle.
* Old_Peculier: "The signal tower doesn't need to be ''[[DeadpanSnarker that]]'' bright.", when Xephos accidentally burns the tower during the Battle of the Breach
* Simon relishing in his pyromania and burning down Grimjaw's pirate ship as Lewis watches from shore, enraging the rogue pirate as the fire ends up causing his doom.
** This definitely counts as a [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
* Sometimes, when the two try to cheat at a puzzle, Lewis will mess up and give Simon a wooden door instead of TNT.
* "OLD WOMAN I DEMAND YOUR FINEST BACON!", Simon's first words to Granny upon meeting her.
* Pirate_Tinman playing the record implicating [[spoiler:Jock as the thief of the map piece]] in his butt cheeks in Grimjaw's treasure hold is an odd but funny sight.
* The "Read note" signpost appearing in the main ''Shadow of Israphel'' series, even when there aren't any notes.
* While searching for a map piece in Grimmjaw_Slugface's treasure vault with [[RobotBuddy Pirate_Tinman]], they have to cross a small bridge armed with an arrow trap. Simon, purely for laughs, set the trap off as Tinman was crossing. On the other side, he wordlessly walks up to Simon and punches him in the face. Simon remarked childishly about him, which Lewis told him to [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch "Man it up!"]].
* About any time [[IneptMage Fumblemore]] is around and [[MagicMisfire tries to]] [[StuffBlowingUp use his magic]]. The first meeting in episode 4 of season 3 is utterly hilarious.
** "The mightiest of wizards in all of Minecraftia... Is he on the loo?" Lewis and Simon discover Fumblemore using the toilet when they finally reach him.
** That same meeting: Skylord_Lysander had given both heroes "temporary Skylord licenses" so they could access the wizard's tower. In less than three minutes, they both offer theirs to Fumblemore ''so he can wipe his ass with them.''
** Young!Fumblemore in The Legend of Verigan is just as inept with his magic as his younger self, only a bit more destructive, as shown when his attempt to harvest wood accidentally blows up Verigan (played by Simon) in an EstablishingCharacterMoment. As this takes place in a flashback story and was unscripted, this doesn't actually kill off Verigan, especially since his death had already been shown in another flashback story set presumably years after the events of the story depicted in the livestream, so they lampshade this accidental early death.
--> '''Simon:''' Looks good - *explosion occurs, reads death message saying "Bits of Verigan soared across the sky"* - blimey!\\
'''Lewis:''' Fumblemore! *begins running back to the camp site*\\
'''Simon:''' [[SkywardScream FUMBLEMORE!]]\\
'''Lewis:''' *laughs* God! Has he already blown you up? This is a terrible start!\\
'''Simon:''' I can't believe that! At least we know he's the Fumblemore now, without a doubt!\\
'''Lewis:''' [[TheHeroDies Have we lost the main hero of the story]] [[LampshadeHanging already]]?
* Lewis and Simon finding the sheep in the Crumbling Ruin, the base of operations of the Cult of Israphel.
--> '''Simon:''' Oh my god, it's an evil cultist!
* [[NewAgeRetroHippie SWAMPY,]] [[LargeHam AWAAAAYYY!]]
* Episode 23, while Simon and Lewis are preparing to enter [[spoiler: Jock's "underwater ship"]].
--> ''Lewis: "Lets just head down the normal way."''\\
''Simon: "HUAAAAA--"'' '''*Cue Simon lunging off the top of the bay*''' "Guess what I just did."
* In Episode 24 while Simon and Lewis [[spoiler: are trying to escape from Jock_Fireblast's cave:]]
--> Simon: ''Good news is I've dug our way out. Bad news is we're going to [[{{OhCrap}} drown.]]''
* In episode 26 of Shadow of Israphel, Simon ends up in Skylord_Jasper's bedroom, who had been established as a [[DepravedHomosexual man of uncommon tastes]].
--> '''Skylord_Jasper''': "[[DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale Oooh, Dwarf, might you try my new rope with me?]]"
** All of 26 was a big stream of [=CMoFs=], but this moment in particular:
---> '''Lewis''': You know what's gonna have to happen Simon... You're gonna--\\
'''Simon''': I'm gonna have to murder him with this axe?
* In part 27 of Shadow of Israphel, Simon attempts to fly a plane in the lower decks of a boat. He destroys the plane and immediately ends up phasing through the wall AND the ceiling onto the next floor up.
--> '''Skylord_Lysander''': I'll... be on the deck... don't break the laws of physics any more than you already have.
* In the ending of part 27 and the beginning of part 28 of Shadow of Israphel, [[spoiler: Lysander's grandfather ends up blowing up when Israphel's curse kills him.]] Simon's and Lewis's reaction is [[HilarityEnsues hilarious!]]
--> '''Simon''': AHHH! That's disgusting! What happened!? Oh, Jesus! Ohhhhh... I'm going to be sick!
* In episode 29 of Shadow of Israphel, the trio meets Um_Bongo again, and they free him from a hanging cage. He offers to go back with them across the series of FloatingPlatforms, claiming [[YouNoTakeCandle that he is "good jump"]]. He immediately falls short of the first gap and plummets into the ocean.
** "I good jump! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
** Shortly before, Simon fell into the ocean as well. There's just something about that loud scream, combined with him climbing out of Nubescu's pot.
* In the Israphel special for [[spoiler:Granny_Bacon's]] funeral, the corpse jumps up as a zombie right in the middle of the service, and attacks the mourners. After being stabbed to death ''again'', the service continues as normal.
--> '''Father_Braeburn''': Ashes to as- [[SuddenlyShouting IN THE NAME OF NOTCH!]]
* At the end of ''Shadow of Israphel'' Episode 31: [[spoiler:Heroes! Take-a me with you!]]
* ''Shadow of Israphel'' episode 32: [[RunningGag Diggy Diggy Hole]] is banned in Stoneholm. Lewis reacts by throwing the record in the jukebox into the lava.
-->'''Knight_Peculier''': "I like that song".
** Even funnier if you had watched their 1.9 Prerelease Part 6 video about the new music discs beforehand, and Lewis sheepishly remarks that he regrets throwing away the record after hearing how good the new music was. (The video was released before ''Shadow of Israphel'' episode 32 despite being recorded later).
* Mr. Astley is somehow back from the dead and imprisoned in Stoneholm, but he's hissing "Never Gonna Give You Up" lyrics enhanced by creeper hissing.
--> '''Mr_AsSsstley''': "Never gonna [=givesSsSss=] you up! I'm no [=sssssSstranger=] to love! You know the [=rulessssSs=] and [=sSssso=] do I!"
* During episode 33 of Shadow of Israphel, Lewis, Simon, and Knight_Peculier first come across loads of Silverfish, then encounter a giant zombie dwarf, and finally go on a giant minecart ride outside while getting shot at by Finbar's fireballs.
--> '''Knight_Peculier''': "I'm too old for this!"
** The capper: at the end of the ride the server crashes and both Lewis and Simon get stuck in their minecarts.
--->'''Simon:''' I'm stuck! Oh, the humanity!
* In episode 11 of Survival Island, Old_Peculier mentions that the airship needs more wind to move. What follows is perhaps the best fart joke ever. The epic music playing only adds to it.
-->'''Simon:''' Fortunately I have been eating nothing but Jaffa Cakes for the last week! *brrrrrrrap*
-->'''Skylord_Lysander:''' I would appreciate it if you did not do that on my fair Celaeno.
* The lowercase "help!" sign in the Survival Island map.
* "I don't know, I don't think we should be here. [[AccidentalInnuendo Israphel's taint has been rubbed all over it]]."
* In Episode 37, their repeated attempts to fly hot air balloons and climb a tower while placing ladders as they go.
* Episode 38. Finding a [[spoiler: dead body surrounded by blood]]? Scary. Picking up the [[spoiler: "zombie arms" and legs]] and proceeding to hit each other with them and laugh at the noises? Funny.
** Also, the epic return of Grizwald.
* Our heroes' attempts to steal Skylord_Jasper's record from his house in Episodes 6 and 7.
* Episode 39's [[spoiler: Evil Honeydew clones]]. One is dispatched by ''Jaffa Cakes''.
-->'''Simon, as Yoda:''' Always two there are! [[spoiler: An Evil Honeydew and Another Evil Honeydew!]]
** Earlier on, the duo must solve a puzzle involving redstone torches in order to unlock an iron door blocking their way. After several failed attempts, Simon gets tired of it and [[StuffBlowingUp blows the door up]]. Old habits die hard.
* In Episode 40, [[spoiler: Prof_Webley]] tells the heroes they have to quickly escape. They respond by slowly pushing the minecart at about 1 mile per hour.
* Episode 41, when the duo build a shelter but have no beds:
--> [[spoiler: '''Webley''']]: Do you have a place for me to lay down?
--> '''Lewis''': [[DeadpanSnarker Do you see many sheep in this desert?]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Webley''']]: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I can hardly lay on a sheep, space man!]]
* At the end of episode 42, [[spoiler:Shiplord_Hubert leaves the group to stay in Swampy's plant sanctuary.]] Simon's response? [[spoiler:"See you later, shiplord!"]]
* The entirety of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eDlOM39bTU Shadow of Israphel movie trailer]].
* A reference to the series shows up in the unlikeliest of places, in a ''VideoGame/{{Stellaris}}'' stream with ''WebVideo/DoorMonster''. Specifically, the empire played by Door Monster and Stefan (the Xumans) plan to AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence, where time doesn't exist. This means that any future and past event have happened and will happened, including SOI episode 43.
* The fact that one of the Yognau(gh)ts at Granny Bacon's Funeral ''[[ToiletHumor farted]]''. Honeydew calls the Yognau(gh)t disrespectful and then punches him. Xephos laughs a little bit himself at this, before telling off Honeydew.
--> '''[=XICONZAIX=]''': *lets out a small fart*\\
'''Honeydew''': *looks at [=XICONZAIX=]* That's, very disrespectful, come on...\\
'''Xephos''': *laughs while looking at him* X- [=XICONZAIX=]... *Honeydew punches [=XICONZAIX=]*\\
'''Xephos''': Careful there!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Mod spotlights/Yog Labs]]

* While playing the Planetoids mod, Simon hands Lewis a piece of leather for soup, and then goes off on a tangent:
-->'''Simon:''' I'm not very good at cooking, so I'm not sure what you would typically put in soup. I mean, my method of making soup is, you know, "Open tin, pour contents in bowl, put bowl in microwave." Not even cooking it in a pan! Just the microwave.\\
'''Lewis:''' Directly from tin to bowl.\\
'''Simon:''' I mean, I did once try to cut out the bowl... but obviously that didn't go too well, putting a tin in the microwave.\\
'''Lewis:''' Streamlining it, yeah, I don't think that's really the best way to go...\\
'''Simon:''' I didn't even bother to open it, either. Um.\\
'''Lewis:''' Was that what caused the fire?\\
'''Simon:''' The fire.\\
'''Lewis:''' Yeah.\\
'''Simon:''' Of London?
** Equally funny is what led to that conversation, Simon attempting to hide the only porkchop from Lewis.
** Also from Planetoids, Simon and Lewis having an argument over which cow is ill enough to put down.
-->'''Simon:''' I'm just going to get some coal, and... warm myself up by the furnace.
* Simon, dressed as [[TheKirk Kirk]], and Lewis, dressed as [[TheSpock Spock]], getting stuck in each other in the Franchise/StarTrek custom map and proceeding to make [[HoYay slash jokes]].
** Simon's grand entrance into the bridge at the end. [[spoiler: Involves explosion.]] Near the end of a tour of a built-to-scale replica of the USS ''Enterprise'', Simon flees from two creepers -- ''letting them into the bridge'' and wrecking it.
** Simon tunneling into a part of the ship and letting water outside.
* The zeppelin mod spotlight had a lot of hilarious moments due to the sheer buggyness of the mod. The highlights were leaving part of Jasper's airship behind, flying a bit of a tower roof of Verigan's Hold, and then making one of the support towers for The Wall, from the roof to its very deep foundation, float up and let it just fly around bumping into everything.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2clZL-9AIM BUNNIES!]] The video has Simon, in single player, put two bunnies in his house (the Mo Creature mod has bunnies). He leaves to find and put in a third one only to discover upon his return that the rabbits have multiplied and dozens of rabbits end up in Simon's house. He describes the horde of bunnies as "an adorable plague".
* The [[Series/DoctorWho Weeping Angel]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj446LPEy7E&list=ELbJ2Vbe-pYQ0&index=53&feature=plpp_video spotlight]]. First when an army of Angels appear, despite a single Angel having a spawn rate of 5%, followed by one Angel managing to trap Simon in his house, culminating in Simon's [[BuriedAlive solution]] to said Angel.
** At one point the Angels formed a conga line.
** Hell, just the conversation in the beginning!
---> '''Simon:''' Hello, Lewis! I've made a new Minecraft video!
---> '''Lewis:''' Hello!
---> '''Simon:''' Y'know what it's about?
---> ''[A single Weeping Angel comes into view, eyes hidden. [[RecordNeedleScratch The music comes to an abrupt halt.]]]''
---> '''Lewis:''' Oh...what's that over there?
---> '''Simon:''' ''[[[NightmareFuelStationAttendant Way too chipper]]]'' You see that?
---> '''Lewis:''' What's that over there?
---> '''Simon:''' You see that thing?
---> '''Lewis:''' I did...
---> '''Simon:''' It's a mod spotlight...
---> ''[Simon turns away, and then turns back, revealing the Angel has moved]''
---> '''Lewis:''' ''[[OhCrap Oh, Jesus Christ.]]''
** And what's the best way to get rid of the Angels? [[spoiler:''By deleting your save.'']]
* During the demonstration of an explosives mod Lewis manages to pretty much blow up every thing around him.
* Simon and the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXCBnqIuRg&feature=plcp&context=C445406bVDvjVQa1PpcFMc28lyYkGpjdbvX3AVLob_Ft5DjSEN5Ak%3D Skyrim Mod]], featuring the "Walk Into A Cactus" shout and being chased by an Enderman.
** And apparently, dwarves consume ale by eating the entire bottle.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmzPjU4uFeo The TV Mod spotlight.]] Simon [[spoiler: is an epic troll.]]
-->'''Simon''': [[spoiler: ''I was never here!'' I was on TV with the TV playing on the TV!]]
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT7DVzHcwCs&feature=plcp Hack/Mine mod review]] brings us Simon's fear of Dire Chickens, of all things.
** Funnier still is the opening; within a minute of starting, Lewis is attacked by a mass of creeper heads formed into a snake, appropriately named [=ROFLconda=]. The trio's reaction is utterly priceless. And then before they get their breath back and carry on, they get attacked by ''Another one''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&v=woUc1YYSOdI&src_vid=6AXCBnqIuRg&t=9m57s The Battlegear mod]] brings us Lewis getting some revenge on an adventure map they had trouble with before.
* Simon gets his hands on a rotator and sliding block in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGYaQPIiq84 ugocraft spotlight]].
** Lewis referring to them as "winkies".
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdYDkTPaaE0&feature=plcp Helicopter/Pincushion mod]] has Lewis with tons of arrows sticking out of him to the point where he looks like a literal pincushion.
* The end of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55TsOUhrSro&feature=relmfu Part 5]] of Lewis's Technic playthrough has Lewis attempting to explain advanced redstone wiring meachanics to Simon, before getting overly confused and [[ItMakesSenseInContext putting a bunny on his head and frolicking through a meadow]].
* In part three of The Twilight Forest mod Simon scream when seeing the Naga boss:
--->'''It's a very hungry caterpiller!'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBS3skHUuB4 In this mod spotlight]], Simon gets himself a pet baby Creeper. The best name he can come up with...is "Puffy Clouds".
--> '''Lewis''': He sounds like a rapper now!
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRaedMphSno Nyan Pig Gun]]. Especially at the end when Simon floods the ocean with them.
-->'''Lewis''': It's creating this like, pig lagoon, of like happy funtimes.
** Ridgedog's [[http://www.twitch.tv/ridgedog/c/2195060 testing of the mod]] was also funny.
--->'''Ridgedog''': SPREAD PEACE AND LOOOOVE! *shoots nyan pigs everywhere*
* When Testing the dimensional doors mods, one of them leads them into a room with a [[HumongousMecha Giant Mecha-Fumblemore]], which Lewis [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment adamantly refuses to mention or acknowledge after they leave.]]
* The Better Animations mod. Simon is generally unfazed by it, constantly causing Lewis to say "I knew you'd be impressed."
* Simon's [[StunnedSilence reaction]] to the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzPeP75PZLo modified cow]].
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN8nfbqQuVc Sokoban Mod]] starts out with Simon breaking glass over a portal, getting transported to the End, dying, and being cloned. When he respawns, the intro music starts back up--and while roleplaying as the clone, he goes and does it ''again'', dying, respawning, and causing the music to replay [[RuleOfThree a third time.]]
** Simon dies one more time at the end of the episode for a completely different reason, but the music is replayed when he respawns ''[[OverlyLongGag yet again.]]''
* In "Raiders of the Lost Archives", Simon stumbles across a chest filled with pages of the Shadow of Israphel script! Which then [[TrollingCreator explodes]].
-->'''Simon:''' Sorry everybody!
** Simon's initial reaction to the explosion is to say [[LampshadeHanging "Well that's it delayed for another year."]]
** At the end of part two, the [[spoiler: Stargate]] is completed. Simon goes into a complete meltdown since the thing is actually round.
-->'''Simon:''' [[BigOMG Oh my god!]] [[SarcasmFailure ahhhhh!]] [[OverlyLongGag Arrrrgh!]] [[CannotSpitItOut It's a Circaaarrgh!]] [[LargeHam It's a circle!]]
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nQmjRyYMUg Bad Gas]] video.
* In one video, Simon spawns a bunch of hamsters. Several videos later, and there are still dozens of them running all over Yoglabs. Apparently they took out Lewis' attack drones.
** It's made better by the fact that these hamsters are quite literally everywhere, even in rooms with no visible entrance. And they're all named Hammy Hammsta.
* The RunningGag of Lewis mentioning Yog Labs doing things like stealing from the government and trying to take over the world and then brushing it off whenever Simon questions him about it.
* In the first Tropicraft Video Simon is tasked with catching a marlin but after getting it almost to shore he jumps in the water and kills it... his reason why
-->'''Simon:''' THIS IS HOW DWARVES FISH!
** And, immediately afterwards, Lewis tells him he was supposed to bring onto the sand. Simon response is an hilarious "I did! ''[[LudicrousGibs Kind of!]]''"
* In the episode [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_oNW7uHfcw Bacterial Menace]], Lewis loses his cool trying to tell Simon where to place a replacer block.
-->'''Simon:''' GOD why didn't you just TELL ME!
** Directly after that, Lewis has to get Simon to place lava right above said block.
-->'''Lewis:"' Put lava in the top of it-
-->'''Simon:"' Here?
-->'''Lewis, in a mix of rage and laughter''' YES!
-->'''Simon, in a mix of confusion and laughter:''' WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT ANGRILY?
** From the same episode:
-->'''Simon:''' So you turned water into lava?
-->'''Lewis:''' Yes-
-->'''Simon:''' Much like Jesus.
* In the aptly-named [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w0K8FVxI2g Midas Touch episode]], Lewis and Simon have been using replacers, which replaces any block of material with another material. Simon realizes he can now turn anything into blocks of gold, and so then attempts to convert various parts of Yoglabs into solid gold. Then he wonders what would happen if you used the Replacer bacterium to convert blocks into another bacterium that destroys blocks, [[spoiler:and a significant chunk of Yoglabs is lost as terrifying music plays before Simon can jam the bacteria.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Jaffa Factory]]
* Their ultimate goal in Tekkit? Build a [[MundaneMadeAwesome Jaffa Cake factory]], of course!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZwxgUODh8g&feature=plcp Episode 3]]:
--> *BOOM*\\
'''Simon''': I can hear explosions.\\
'''Duncan''': That was me, don't worry.\\
'''Simon''': [[RunningGag Damn it]], [[ActorAllusion Fumblemore]]- oh, wait, no, shhhhh.
** And in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMBLFIW3Rs#t=564s Episode 7]]:
-->*Honeydew blew up*\\
[...]\\
'''Lewis''': Where did you blow up? What were you doing at the time?\\
'''Simon''': I was just minding my own business, and then a creeper came up behind me, and blew up like this-[another creeper explodes behind Simon] OW, GODAAMIT!
* "Here's a line. All the land on this side is Sipsco, and everything over there is... Not-Co."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahTCkaAO1cY Episode 6]]: Simon snoops around in Sjin's factory. So far, Sjin's fenced off the area and built a wooden shed with an iron door. Simon makes fun of the iron door, then spends the next minute or so trying to remember how to make a lever.
** And when they finally break into the shed, what do they find? [[spoiler:An alarm system. Which then goes off.]]
* The battle continues in Episode 8, when they use AppliedPhlebotinum to make an infinite supply of dirt and cover Sjin's shed with it.
* There's also the contract Honeydew signed for Sips Co. To sum it up, the Yogscast has to advertize Sips Co.'s dirt and dirt-related products, to which they are allowed a ''very'' meager discount on. In addition, Simon only gets paid a low monthly wage. [[EpicFail And the only month he can receive it is August.]]
-->'''Simon:''' We're getting 12 pounds every episode.\\
'''Duncan:''' Pretty good.\\
'''Simon:''' But for a maximum of once a month.\\
'''Duncan:''' [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Oh]].\\
'''Simon:''' And not on months that end in a "y".\\
'''Lewis:''' It's not a great sponsorship deal.\\
'''Simon:''' Or end in an "r". [[EpicFail Or have an "r" in them]].\\
'''Lewis:''' It was quite an ironclad contract you signed.\\
'''Simon:''' Or an "e".
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZphotgSrNU&feature=plcp Episode 9]]: Simon's inept notice board; also "lightystone".
** The Sips Co./ Honeydew Inc. rivalry continues, as Sjin tries to confront them about covering his shed in dirt in the previous episode and they pretend that they're not home. To which Sjin replies that he can see their names through the walls. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Then after that Sjin gets attacked by a skeleton.]]
** And as revenge for this attempt at litigation, they decide to build the Nether Portal that they were going to use to get Glowstone ''directly under Sjin's shed'' so that the noise the portal emits (''Wub wub wub'') will drive Sjin crazy. [[spoiler: Which won't actually work, since in Sips and Sjin's videos he reveals the shed is just a distraction to keep them away from the real factory.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6yAdYeA8oU&feature=g-all-u Episode 10]]: More fun with corporate warefare! Upon returning from the Nether, they discover that Sjin has decided to turn all the fenced in land surrounding his shed into a dirt quarry for Sips Co. As they check out the new operation, they find out that Sjin is actually still on site, and he promptly chases them off for trespassing. Since Simon had been standing on top of the lit archway at the entrance when Shin told them to shoo, he simply moves backwards until he is on the light by only one pixel, and is mostly hovering in midair. He lawyers Sjin about this:
--> '''Sjin:''' Get off my light! That's my light!\\
'''Simon:''' I'm- Actually, I think you'll find that I am ''not'' on your property, I'm sort of hovering in the air on the edge of your property, so...\\
''(Sjin breaks the light Simon is standing on, causing Simon to fall off)''\\
'''Simon:''' ...Ow. Goddammit!
** They then steal the light and surround the quarry with trees.
* Simon sleeping at the end of Episode 12
--> '''Simon:''' *snores & smacks lips several times* mmm, Music/KatyPerry, mmm.
* Episode 13 features Simon going power mad. That is all.
* [[IncomingHam Sips' entrance in Episode 14.]]
* Episode 15. Lewis is busy explaining to Sips how he has managed to make sure that only pure dirt is being pumped up from the quarry now. Cue a rogue piece of stone coming up the pipe. Lewis tries to quickly end the conversation and then moves himself to block Sips view of the pipe.
** Another moment follows shortly after with sips seeing a piece of stone in the pipe. Lewis quickly rectifies the situation, and then becomes astounded at the sight of totally random crap appearing in the tube, Including a ''mushroom'', a ''bucket'' and even what looks like '''''nether wart.'''''
* In Episode 16, Duncan and Simon spot Sips running around in the woods behind their factory and immediately wonder what sort of devious plan he's up to. Meanwhile, at the same time over where Lewis & Sips are...
--> '''Sips:''' I'm going to go frolick in the woods without my shoes or socks on.
* Oh so many in Episode 17. Here are some highlights:
** Lewis & Sips plan to steal materials from Simon and Duncan's work shed. While Sips is on stakeout, he notices some white powder being pumped into Simon's chests and immediately wonders if it's cocaine.
--> '''Sips:''' Is that what makes the cookies so good?
** Sips turns out to be a different kind of crazy boss than Simon, but still crazy.
-->'''Sips:''' They call me the Problem Solver back at HQ. Always solvin' problems! (''{{beat}}'') Even though... there's nobody at the HQ, it's just me. It, it gets lonely. I'm the only guy there, so, I have to invent stories and talk to myself. Do you, uh, do you ever do that kind of stuff?
-->'''Lewis:''' Um, no, I'm usually... usually good. Okay, well basically Sips-
-->'''Sips:''' The last Christmas party was a disaster. It was just me. When I stood up to do the toast... it was only me clapping.
-->''excruciatingly long, awkward pause''
-->'''Sips:''' So, uh... how 'bout that dirt?
** When Duncan heads back to the shed, he notices materials missing from their chests and suspects that Lewis has been stealing from them, so they decide to set up an alarm system. Then Duncan & Simon realize neither of them know how to make an alarm. [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments So they steal Sips's]]. [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome And don't get caught.]]
*** Made even funnier when we see that they set up the alarm system in front of the door. [[spoiler:Lewis was breaking in through the trapdoor.]]
*** Later on when [[spoiler: Lewis gets fired from Sips Co. and goes back to work for Simon]], both of them deny stealing from each other.
** Near the end of the episode, Duncan notices Sips holing a sapphire sword, which Lewis is missing. After they confront Sips about it, he accuses them of stealing the alarm. When Simon denies stealing it, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Sips angrily starts beating everyone with dirt]].
** A few minutes later, all issues have been resolved, Lewis gets his sword back, and Simon asks if Sips will teach him how to dirt box. Sips happily agrees, and uses Sjin as a punching bag. Everyone else pulls out dirt and start beating the living snot out of Sjin, before he gets knocked into the quarry. Duncan then knocks everyone else into the quarry, jumps into it himself, then [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext everyone has a free-for-all.]]
** After that commotion, the Honeydew team decide to leave the quarry with dignity. [[EpicFail When they get back to shed, the alarm's been stolen]]. [[EpicFail Again]].
* Episode 18's infamous quarry incident [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LacKR6pnHM4&t=1m50s must be seen to be believed]].
** It's Simon's insane laugher what seals the deal.
* Episode 19: The gang find out Sjin has started his own independent dirt manufacturing company, and right next to it he has built a statue of himself. [[VideoGamePerversityPotential Duncan wastes no time adding a gigantic penis to the statue.]]
** ...And then Sjin builds a rather terrible (especially considering what an amazing builder he is) pool area for children and [=OAPs=], and [[CrossesTheLineTwice uses the statue's penis to transport water to fill up the pool]].
** ...[[NoOSHACompliance And has open electric wires touching the water]].
* Episode 23: Lewis finds a pig on a small island next to an oil deposit. Lewis thoughtlessly kills the pig, & Sjin asks him if it was an endangered species. Lewis said the pig did have a derpy look to it that other pig's didn't have, and they both mourn killing off the last of the Lesser Spotted Derpy Pig.
* When Lewis and Sjin show Simon their Oil Island, they start working on building an underground tunnel beneath the ocean to pipe the fuel back to Honeydew Inc. Simon is given a Destruction Catalyst to dig the tunnel, and in the span of a few minutes, manages to screw up three times:
** First, without knowing what the catalyst does, he right-clicks and destroys half of the oil and water tanks, including the oil and water inside.
** Second, when he starts digging the tunnel, he uses the catalyst too high up and the tunnel fills with water.
** Third, when told to dig deeper so he could go beneath the water, he uses the catalyst rather than a pickaxe to go deeper, creating a giant hole.
--> '''Lewis''': You are ruining my life.
** And then, he screws up [[FourIsDeath a fourth time]] a while later. He's finished tunneling to Honeydew Inc, and Lewis tells him to use the catalyst straight up. He does so...while he's beneath where Sjin is standing. This causes Sjin to fall to his death with no warning whatsoever.
*** There's even an action replay from Lewis's and Sjin's perspectives directly after.
* Episode 29: Lewis renovates the factory and goes on an underground tour with Simon and Sjin. After finding the tunnel that Sjin used to escape from the bottom of the oil well on Oil Island, they all decide to go there in a fit of nostalgia...[[spoiler: Only to find that [[StuffBlowingUp all their combustion engines exploded]] and the island is now a massive crater]].
--> '''Lewis''': Well this sort of explains why the fuel stopped flowing...
* Simon [[http://youtu.be/ZLmqIW8lTiA?t=2m6s attempts to 'breed' some flowers]].
-->'''Simon:''' Okay you two, come on, start making out...
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py11cgh_r0M Part 34]] opens up with them discovering [[spoiler:a mining robot tunneled through their workshop and cafe. It also mined the beds, except for Simon's.]]
** Sjin tries to use a computer.
-->'''Sjin:''' Initiate extreme dirt harvesting protocol
-->'''Computer:''' No such program
-->'''Sjin:''' Yes there is
-->'''Computer:''' No such program
-->'''Sjin:''' Stupid computer
-->'''Computer:''' No such program
** Simon tries to visit Redtube on one of Sjin's computers.
* Lewis tries to quietly steal one of Sjin's mining robots without being seen... then turns and sees Sjin [[ImStandingRightHere looking directly at him as he does so]].
* Sjin goes into one of the condensers and briefly tries making a load of rotten flesh- with at least five stacks of glass inside.
* In part 38, Simon goes insane in his attempts to return pigs to Pig Island. The funniest moment is when he leaps over Sips' desk, demanding dirt.
* At one point, it's revealed that the mining robots have a dance function. It is just as hilarious as it sounds.
-->Preparing to get down...
-->Press any key to stop the groove
* Simon finds a mining turtle in part 40 while shearing sheep. The following typing ensues as he tries to run it.
--> '''Simon''': hello how are you i am well
--> '''Turtle''': No such program
--> '''Simon''': run [[VideoGame/GuildWars gw2.exe]]
--> '''Turtle''': No such program
--> '''Simon''': dammit
--> '''Turtle''': No such program
* A few episodes back, Duncan made a flying ring for himself. Lewis tries to make one for himself too, so he condenses a whole bunch of chickens to harvest feathers from them. Of course, since they're all baby chickens first, he has to wait a while before he can kill them, so now they have a whole crapload of baby chickens running around in their factory.
** A few episodes later, the chickens are still in the factory, and some have somehow made it to the ''third'' floor of their factory. Who knew chickens could fly so high?
** Probably in the same episode, Lewis later happens upon a whole nest of chickens trapped in a bat box. Lewis and Duncan dub it their "nest".
** Chickens turn up everywhere for a long while afterward.
* Episode 45 had Sips feeding bullshit so ridiculous, you can't believe that Simon is believing it. For one, they claim that they came in on a hovercraft, a hovercraft that transformed into Optimus Prime.
** And then at the end Simon tries to return the favor, but is a terrible liar. And then half way through he gets even more of a stutter, not because he's having trouble telling lies with a straight face, but because he's just noticed [[FunnyBackgroundEvent all the while there is a creeper]] [[MeaningfulBackgroundEvent slowly getting closer and closer to Sips, behind him]]. Simon promptly backs off before the inevitable explosion
* Episode 46 opens with Simon getting jumped by creepers. Some gags just never get old.
** And then later in the episode, Lewis defending his [[AwesomeButImpractical wall of machinery]] against Duncan.
--> '''Lewis''': We're doing the wall! The wall...is awesome! Don't mess with the wall!
* In Episode 48, Simon finds himself summoned by a mysterious voice to a cavern underneath their workshop. Going down, he finds [[spoiler: a giant Sjin-shaped talking head. Obviously voiced by a [[BadBadActing intentionally poorly-disguised Sjin]] ]]. [[{{Corpsing}} Simon can't keep his composure for long]].
* Lewis's unexpected snarkiness in episode 50 when he and Duncan look over at Pig Island, where Sips, Sjin, and Simon are working:
--> '''Duncan''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext All I can see is frames...]]
--> '''Lewis''': Yeah, I see three frames and three idiots.
* Episode 52 is Duncan vs Head. Lewis and Duncan find [[spoiler: the giant Sjin head under the bed]] and crack up. Then they start mucking about with it, laughing all the way. [[spoiler: As for the encounter with the head, Duncan [[{{CurbStompBattle}} mines his way through the head's mustache despite it telling him to stop]] ]], leading to Duncan, Simon, and Lewis all cracking up more [[spoiler: when they find Sjin operating it]]. Sips comes in later, and he can't stop himself from laughing either.
* When the combustion engines blow up the Honeydew Inc. basement floor, Lewis remarks how the result is a "lame jumping puzzle". Duncan then chimes in how it's even ''more'' lame for him, since he can fly. It's funnier seen than explained.
* Simon [[spoiler: taking control of the giant Sjin head to get revenge on Sips by forcing him to give the gold armor back and work with the crew of Jaffa Factory]].
* In episode 57, Duncan, TheSmartGuy of Honeydew Inc., doesn't know how to read a clock in Minecraft.
* In Episode 58, A tangent from Sips winds up causing Simon revealing an AccidentalInnuendo that Lewis cut earlier; "Come into my pig." This causes everyone present to burst into hilarious laughter.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fHKYZzW4_M&t=05m00s Five minutes into episode 63]], you understand why the episode's titled "Good Gyrations".
** Also from earlier that episode:
--> '''Simon''': ''Terra wart''. It looks--um, I'm going to be honest, what do you think Sips? Would you eat this? In my hand?
--> '''Sips''': Um, I mean--if someone was holding a gun to my head? (''[[{{Beat}} beat]]'') No. No, I probably still wouldn't eat it. I would just say, "Just pull the trigger. Get it over with."
* Episode 65; Lewis, Sjin, and Duncan go over the various things they'd need for their cake assembly. Then, after that...
--> '''Lewis''': So where do we start?
--> '''Sjin and Duncan''': [[OhCrap Uhh...]]
* Sjin and Simon building a hot tub in the factory's penthouse leads to several moments of hilarity. First they need to build down into the floor below, which Lewis complains is where the computer systems are supposed to go. This gives Simon the idea of [[MundaneUtility using the computer servers to heat the tub]]. When they actually get to filling the tub with water and lava, they [[TooDumbToLive fill it from]] ''[[TooDumbToLive beneath]]''. Finally, Simon starts laying down a series of ridiculously strict rules, ultimately leading to nobody being allowed in the hot tub.
* Episode 68: While makings plans for what to do this episode, the group splits into the standard Lewis/Sjin and Duncan/Simon. However, this leaves Sips out, after which Lewis suggests they fight over him. They do, except they're fighting to ''not'' have Sips join their group, and go with the other group instead.
* The ending of episode 76. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCZF3GYqqKg&t=21m15s The guys spend about two minutes laughing themselves silly over Simon building a belt on a Santa statue, below the Santa's butt.]] Lewis sounds like he's ''crying'' with laughter.
-->'''Sips:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext WHY IS THE BELT BELOW HIS ASS?]] [[BigWhy WHY?!]]
** Earlier in the same episode, Sjin asks Sips where he left the saw, but, being English, his pronunciation of the word "saw" sounds a lot like "sore." And suddenly everyone's making jokes about Sips having some sort of STD. Gets a callback later on when Duncan suggests that [[CrossesTheLineTwice "topical magma cream" might cure the sore.]]
** That magma cream comment gets followed up on once the Yogscast LaughThemselvesSick at the belt mishap, courtesy of Lewis.
--> '''Lewis:''' It looks like he's bending over to apply the magma cream!
* Simon's completed Santa [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCZyBuvAjRE&t=14m20s must be seen to be believed]].
-->'''Duncan:''' He looks like Jimmy Savile.
-->'''Simon:''' Oh no! Noooo! Oh god!
* Episode 79; the guys are talking about Skyrim...
--> '''Sjin''': [[MemeticMutation I used to play Skyrim, until I, uh...]]
--> '''Simon''': Oh, don't even! Don't even! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Do! Not! Even!]]
--> '''Sjin''': Until I-
--> '''Simon''': No!
--> '''Sjin''': [[SubvertedTrope ...uninstalled it.]]
--> '''Simon''': Nuh-oh. Okay. That's better.
--> '''Sjin''': Now I've got a...
--> '''Simon''': I wondered where you were going with that...but that's fine. Oh, I would've been so angry...
--> '''Sjin''': ARROW IN THE KNEE!
--> '''Simon''': [[BigNo NO!]]
--> ''(everyone laughs)''
--> '''Simon''': ''(calmly)'' [[TranquilFury Screw you. Screw you.]]
* Lewis, Sips, and Sjin finally make some jaffa cakes after 82 episodes of preparation. [[http://youtu.be/mxKvdkQCmgs?t=15m19s Sips ends up eating the first one.]]
* Episode 92 has a noticeable delay between cake production and jaffa production, causing Simon to briefly panic. He's also trolled with lightning. And then there's the prison they build for a hapless cow...
* Episode 104: It starts raining in the jungle Sjin and Duncan are in, so they sing...[[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989 "Under the Sea"]].
* In episode 108 Lewis has Sjin helping him build a Gene pool. once finished, he demonstrates it's ability to liquify bees, and Sjin starts to become somewhat distressed. in episode 109 Lewis manages to convince him it's neccessary due to their bee overload, and he is somewhat reassured. Lewis then wonders whether or not you could hear the bees scream if you listen carefully, causing Sjin to immediately go back to disagreeing with the whole thing.
** And then Lewis proceeded to call himself Bee Hitler.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Blackrock Chronicle]]
* Zoey gets Rythian drunk stating she has no ulterior motive for doing so. [[http://youtu.be/BkbuBpAlnTc?t=5m10s That is all.]]
* The frantic dash to rescue [[http://youtu.be/vG6ST5B26KE?t=3m56s Gilbert the Snow Golem]] after Teep pushes him into water is equal parts hilarious and adorable (especially when Rythian pats the [[EmpathyPet Snow Golem]] [[NotSoStoic on the head]].)
* Then [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNWdQln9vRg the Great Mushroom War of 2012 happened.]]
** Less than five minutes later Zoeya scares the living daylights out of Rythian by talking about "their baby". Which she named after the sword. [[spoiler: Baby Jim of course turns out to be the Volcano they found in a much earlier episode.]] The moment she mentions it, a battle theme starts.
-->'''Zoeya''': It's okay I left him alone in the woods.
* This:
-->'''Zoeya:''' I'm at the slide. I never got to properly test out [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment the slide]]. I'm now going down the slide. I am approximately halfway down the slide. I'm now at the end of the slide... That was ''amazing'', that was the best thing I have ever done.
* Rythian stumbles upon a pool filled with squids in the basement of the Crooked Caber. When Ravs reveals that the squids' ink is his beer's secret ingredient, Rythian briefly has an IAteWhat moment, but he quickly loses interest, stating that he doesn't care, because it still tastes good.
** Gets a CallBack in episode four of Rising - soon after Rythian, Zoey and Tee arrive at the Crooked Caber, Rythian asks if Ravs still makes the "squid ju- uh, not squid juice", staring at Zoey (who is walking outside), because she has no idea what Rav's ingredients are.
* The chicken invasion of Rav's bar.
* Also from #4 - Ravs gives Tee sugar cubes. Not long later, Zoey asks loudly who gave him sugar, and they all turn to see Tee spinning around wildly, throwing his head backwards and forwards. It needs to be seen for the full effect.
* Rythian lists off the increasingly long list of Zoey's professions, including hacker, programmer and "mushroom talker." Zoey then declares she's added 'doctor' to the list and unveils the tools she's made to help her with this: [[Series/DoctorWho a makeshift TARDIS (that teleports the occupants to doors, somehow) and the Eleventh Doctor's sonic screwdriver, which she says only works if she goes "woo woo woo" while using it.]]
** Also, she tried using solar power and [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Wi-Fi]] to power the TARDIS-teleport thing. Then Tee powers it by playing one-dino Lever Game with a lever connected to it that makes the door rapidly open and close. Zoey proclaims that it's kinetically powered and that she never thought the Lever Game would have a practical use.
** Rythian walks in shortly after and comments that "it looked bigger on the outside." Guess what the episode is called.
* And when they use the machine to return to their base the episode ends on them all vanishing, happy having found Fishton. Episode 6 literally opens with Rythian standing in the Obsidian strewn ruins of Sick Bay's basketball court wondering what happened. When he finally finds Zoey again she has already upgraded her cyborg limb into a plasma-throwing power gauntlet that is apparently powered by chocolate milk, after a long misadventure with the exploding machine. Rythian is utterly confused and loses it
-->'''Rythian:''' [[BigWhat What the hell happened?!]] I was gone for like five minutes, and you come back here and you've got.. [[BuffySpeak shooting- things]] and.. everything is exploded and.. ''Chocolate Milk?!''
-->'''Zoey:''' Time machine.
-->'''Rythian:''' Oh god.
* Zoeya has encased Ringo the sheep's pen in metal because she's getting tingly feelings when she's around either him... or Rythian. She assumes that with Ringo at least, it's ''probably'' the radiation.

[[/folder]]

!!Hole Diggers Inc (main channel)
* Simon insisting on Lovely Island being better than Craggy Island even though he kept dying there.
* Their first goal, owing to their name? Do what Dwarves to best and [[DugTooDeep dig deeply and greedily]]. Coincidentally, there's an item that lets you teleport to something called "The Deep Dark", which Simon excitedly begins working towards.
* Simon's impression of [[NoIndoorVoice Barry Scott]].
* Duncan's attempt to make a golf course cause the server to constantly lag.
* In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXpTJbea8dI&list=UUH-_hzb2ILSCo9ftVSnrCIQ#t=452 Come O Diggers]]", Duncan forgets to pay attention to Simon's mission briefing, causing Lewis and Simon to be somewhat frustrated.
** Duncan keeps arguing that the golf course needs to be a priority, while Lewis and Simon think it needs to be delayed. This results in Duncan stubbornly insisting on keeping it on the list, putting several signs on that Simon trashes anyway, which causes him to later freak out when [[ItMakesSenseInContext a golf buggy]] is not on the list.
-->'''Simon:''' I'm not taking any of your shit, Jones.
-->'''Lewis:''' So, we can make a golf buggy as well, Duncan. Out of...
-->'''Duncan and Lewis:''' A moon buggy!
-->'''Lewis:''' We don't have...
-->'''Simon:''' Hang on, hang on! We don't have... hang on! (''hushes the others'')
-->'''Lewis:''' What?
-->'''Simon:''' [[SuddenlyShouting I CAN'T FUCKING SEE GOLF BUGGY]] [[{{Angrish}} ARGHARGHYARGHE...]]
-->'''Lewis:''' (''laughing'') Oh, I'm sorry, okay, good. Come with me, so Simon, you know our goal is to...
-->'''Simon:''' (''without warning, [[spoiler:kills Duncan with the Atomic Disasembler in a single hit]]'')
-->'''Duncan:''' OH GOD!
-->'''Lewis:''' (clearly surprised) WOW!
** Only at this point does Simon mention that he's been reading people's comments about how the Atomic Disassembler was stronger than his sword. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Probably wasn't such a good idea to tell him, in hindsight.]]
* In Episode 19, titled "Duncan Can't Breathe," Duncan [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7KKwCi_mSk begins to run out of air]] on the Moon. His absolute panic at his slowly depleting oxygen is hilarious, and his voice gets increasingly hysterical as it gets lower.
** Even further, when Duncan only has about 30 seconds of air left, Lewis physically runs into Duncan's office to try and find a solution.
* Episode 20, when Lewis and Duncan are preparing to launch a pair of rockets and return to Earth.
-->'''Lewis:''' I don't want to ride the 66% fueled, full one.
-->'''Duncan:''' Now look, leaving Earth takes the most fuel, getting back there is basically fuel-free.
-->'''Lewis:''' (''{{beat}}'') You sure?
-->'''Duncan:''' Yeah, [[IKnowMortalKombat I play]] ''VideoGame/KerbalSpaceProgram''. Getting out of the atmosphere, that's where all the fuel goes.
-->'''Simon:''' The worry is, I've ''seen'' you play ''Kerbal Space Program''. And, um...
-->'''Duncan:''' Hey, I'm good at it, man.
-->'''Simon:''' Yeah, but, how many little Kerbals lost their lives?
-->'''Duncan:''' [[AMillionIsAStatistic Oh, hundreds.]]
-->'''Simon:''' Hundreds?
-->'''Duncan:''' Hundreds. You ready to go, Lewis?
-->'''Lewis:''' Uh...
** It's only once they've taken off that Duncan and Lewis realize that although they are headed to Earth, [[DidNotThinkThisThrough that doesn't necessarily mean they'll land remotely near their new base.]]
* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmbSdqQ4lpg Episode 21]], titled "Sparkle Farts", Duncan randomly seems to fart sparkles for whatever reason.
** At [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmbSdqQ4lpg#t=903 15 minutes and 7 seconds]], you randomly hear [[LetsPlay/HatFilms Trott]] swear loudly through the walls.
* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nyYOglGNwM Episode 23,]] titled "Dirty Business", Sips arrives on the island and begins being a jerk to the guys. Simon eventually has enough and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nyYOglGNwM#t=387 launches into a massive rant]] about Sips, imitating him all the while.
* A lot of Episode 33.
** Simon tries to take off and join Duncan in space with an unfueled rocket, which promptly [[GameBreakingBug disappears into nothingness]] after failing to launch. He angry-cheerfully tries to scoop out a handful of diamonds and assemble it in a rocket shape to build a replacement. Lewis notes that they just launched a rocket right next to their nuclear reactor, and their extreme good fortune it didn't explode and wipe out everything they've built.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUA4pnGtuaY&t=8m25s Simon learns nothing]].
-->'''Lewis:''' Don't jump in it yet. (''as Simon jumps in it'') Okay, uh... (''rocket starts to shake'') SIMON! What is wrong with you?! Can you not wait ten fucking seconds for us to-\\
'''Simon:''' LOOK, IT'S LIKE TWENTY SECONDS TO FILL IT WITH FUEL!\\
'''Lewis:''' I've only got sludge, I've only got sludge, I haven't enough oil-\\
'''Simon:''' It's got 26% fuel in, it's fine. I'll see ya later, shitlords. (''takes off'')\\
'''Lewis:''' Bye!\\
'''Simon:''' Bye! My planet needs me!\\
'''Lewis:''' ...Did that actually work? Fuck-ing hell. Wow. (''Simon flies sideways'') Where are you going, it's not ''that'' way!\\
'''Simon:''' I'm going to button moon.\\
'''Lewis:''' Space is up, not right!\\
'''Simon:''' Shit, okay. Sorry!\\
'''Lewis:''' For god's sakes... I think he's coming to you, Duncan, you'd better give him an oxygen tank as soon as he arrives there, otherwise he's gonna suffocate to death.\\
'''Simon:''' Alright, get ready for me, Duncan, roll out the red carpet, son! Daddy's coming home!\\
'''Duncan:''' Uh...\\
'''Simon:''' Get me pipe and slippers ready! (''{{beat}}'') Was that a bit creepy?\\
'''Duncan:''' Little bit.
'''Simon:''' (''engines stop, gravity ensues'') Ohhh ''fuck''.
'''Duncan:''' What?\\
'''Lewis:''' 's happened?\\
'''Simon:''' I've run out of fuel! (''BOOM'')\\
(''several seconds of Simon laughing hysterically'')\\
'''Lewis:''' (''also laughing'') Well, I don't want to say "I told you so," but, I told you so. Why did you go right instead of going straight up?! You knew you didn't have a lot of fuel! We are the worst, like, we are the worst fucking players at this game.
** Followed by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUA4pnGtuaY&t=10m56s a bizarre commercial break as they reload the game]].
-->'''Lewis:''' We'll cut that.
-->'''Simon:''' What'd'you mean "we'll cut that?" Fuck you! That was fantastic!
-->'''Lewis:''' That was the worst advert-
-->'''Simon:''' WE NEED THE MONEY, LEWIS!
-->'''Duncan:''' (''snickering'') ...to buy a new rocket.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRARMxV8IH8 Episode 36]] Duncan and Simon are talking about how someone's using an ender chest with the same code as them and Duncan, in his haste to check to see what code Simon's has, [[EpicFail runs right into the electric fence, dying instantly]]. Lewis immediately regrets adding them back in the prior Extras section.
* In Episode 37, Simon and Lewis give Duncan a WhatTheHellHero moment after he kills a Light Mage.
** Duncan runs repeatedly into the electric fence, and when he blasts off he ''barely'' misses Simon's redstone torus.
* Lewis and the caterpillar in his broccoli story.
* Duncan's... erm, ''trouble'' with his clones in episode 61.

[[folder:Cornerstone]]
* Strippin gets handed a hang glider off the Hat Films boys, and is having a grand old time. [[SchmuckBait Then Trott tells him]] [[TooDumbToLive he'll go faster if he scrolls his mouse wheel]].
* Hat Films demanding/stealing all the gold - first for the Mile High Club, then for the Hand of Truth, then for the ceiling ''over'' the Hand of Truth.
** Speaking of the Hand of Truth, them making up their own [[CargoCult sham religion around it]] and roping everyone else into it.
** Everyone's reactions when they demand a gold tax. And the farmers/wizards club stealing gold bricks from the Mile High Club to pay their taxes with.
** They later make a hymn for the Hand of Truth, then, to make it more "modern", start chanting "Hand of Truth" repeatedly to the tune of [[Franchise/StarWars the Imperial March]], ending with the line "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial It's not a cult, not a cult!]]"
* Sjin and Rythian running around picking flowers.
* One week Sips comes on. He immediately tries to get everyone on board with building a sex dungeon.
** A diamond plated sex dungeon.
*** Duncan and Kim reject it because - as Kim says in their own videos - they've "Been there, done that."
* Duncan coming across the Rail Bros secret base ''entirely by accident''.
** In the same vein, Rythian discovering the Flux Buddies secret base by following Duncan all the way there. [[IncrediblyObviousTail As in, literally two steps behind him the entire time]]. Despite not trying to be subtle about it ''in any way'', [[FailedASpotCheck Duncan is still totally surprised when they arrive]].

[[/folder]]

!Whale Lords with Simon, Lewis, Duncan, Sips, and Sjin:
* The entire debacle of the statue pretty much sums up the Yogscast members' (in-game) characters: halfway through Episode 33, they're given a challenge to build a statue or else be trapped in the land forever. They don't notice, however, because [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext they're too busy building a penis for the whale]]. It's only halfway through the next episode that one of them even remembers that the challenge exists at all. The group decides to build the simplest statue possible: a (solved) Rubix Cube. Halfway through Duncan decides that's ''still'' too much work, and [[CuttingTheKnot steals a statue of a dwarf from another island]]. And then after all that, [[spoiler:they '''STILL''' manage to fuck it up when Lewis accidentally leaves a big chunk of the statue unfinished (and then [[NeverMyFault immediately attempts to blame Sips]] ''[[ImplausibleDeniability while holding the necessary block in his hand]]''), causing them to fail the challenge.]]
* The entire ending of [[GrandFinale Episode 40]]. [[spoiler:After finally escaping NPC Island with their new "friend", Mr. Popcorn, they find themselves back on the whale at last...only to find that Lardbuttz has finally returned. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech He promptly calls them out for]] [[WhatTheHellHero all the criminal and otherwise reckless behavior over the course of the series]], [[RocksFallEveryoneDies at which point they all get arrested by the Sky Cops and sentenced to 25 years in prison]].]]
** The best part is the bios at the end of the episode, showing [[spoiler:what each of the Whale Lords is up to in prison]]:
---> Lewis [[spoiler:was put in solitary confinement [[RunningGag after pranking a guard with a potato jet pack.]] His defense was: "It's just a prank, bro."]]
---> Simon [[spoiler:is currently digging an escape tunnel. He says it's only 23 years away from completion.]]
---> Duncan [[spoiler:used his "[[AssShove prison pocket]]" to smuggle in air balloons. He plans to turn his cell into an airship and fly to freedom.]]
---> Sjin [[spoiler:became known as the prison troll. He caused a mass shiving after messing with a gang leader.]]
---> Sips [[spoiler:[[NoodleIncident inexplicably became warden of the prison]]. [[TokenEvilTeammate He is still refusing to free any of his fellow Whale Lords.]]]]
---> Mr. Popcorn [[spoiler:[[BlackComedy was found dead in his cell.]] [[TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth He was too delicious for prison.]]]]

--> '''Simon''': Ohhhhh... I'm going to be sick!