History Funny / WolfensteinTheNewOrder

-->'''Deathshead'''': Should you decline my appeal, I shall have to put the scalpel to both of them ''[[SkewedPriorities and we'd be here ALL DAY!]]''

* When B.J. takes the tram on his way out of the moon base, you can hear "Mond Mond, Ja Ja" playing on the speakers... and B.J. quietly humming along to it.

** Try to grab the [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]] in the basement, and the game will remind you that [[FantasyHelmetEnforcement you need to be wearing splatter protection]], and forces you on a mini FetchQuest to find an apron and a pair of busted goggles before you get to [[AcceptableTargets saw the Nazi's head off.]]

* B.J. [[CrossesTheLineTwice drowning a Nazi in his own piss]] is funny enough on its' own, since science has proven that [[AcceptableTargets you cannot be too violent to a Nazi]]. However, it becomes even funnier if you watched [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee's review]] of the game before buying and playing it. During the review, he uses the drowning-a-Nazi-in-his-own-piss thing for an example of the aforementioned 'cannot be too violent to a Nazi' theorem, but he never indicates it's ''actually something that happens in-game,'' leaving players who saw the review first and played it second to realize that [[NotHyperbole he wasn't taking the piss.]] The sheer fact you flush the toilet as well meaning you are committing death by swirlie. As well as that, when drowning the Nazi in his own piss doesn't go as quickly as BJ would like, he immediately falls back on his standard takedown action, and stabs him in the back of the skull.

* After he fetches the welder, [[http://youtu.be/tzuWuwNVwnY?t=23s Anya takes William into the supply closet]] for some GladToBeAliveSex - much to the chagrin of Klaus, who promptly tells them to knock it off, since they're [[ImmodestOrgasm so loud about it]], to the point that [[GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex their "activity"]] is [[DestructoNookie knocking paintings off the wall]].

* During the assault on Deathshead Compound in 1946, Fergus, Wyatt and the rest of the squad are pinned down by heavy fire. And [[CloudCuckooLander Fergus]] starts singing ''My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean'' while returning fire and shouting orders.

** Similarly, even after a ''very'' dark moment involving one of the two being sacrificed to Deathshead, the other'll distract the Supersoldier by jumping on it sback...while loudly singing the song of their people (Fergus sings the British national anthem, Wyatt sings "Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit Bag".)

** According to the Panzerhund's artist he fought tooth and nail with the animators to make sure the robots acted like 'real' dogs!

* Some armor pieces you can pick up is ridiculous. Say, a metal plate size of a ''car trunk''. And that's [[UpToEleven just the start.]] Additionally, being able to top up your armor by taking helmets you find dotted around the place, suggesting B.J. either magically converts them to armor plating, or somehow straps the helmets to himself.

** Take a look at your notes during the fight. B.J. thinks that, because it's a single-minded machine bent on an enemy's desutrction like he is, he and it are not so different, even though it's a ''thirty-story tall giant stompy war robot''.

* A brief snippet from BJ's stay in the asylum has Anya's mother comment that "our daughter has magical powers" for being able to just tell that BJ is alert.

** Try to grab the [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]] in the basement, and the game will remind you that [[FantasyHelmetEnforcement you need to be wearing splatter protection]], and forces you on a mini FetchQuest to find an apron and a pair of busted goggles before you get to [[AcceptableTargets saw a Nazi in half.]]

* B.J. and Caroline's argument (more like a glorified pissing contest) over [[MiseryPoker whose injuries are worse.]]

* B.J.'s nightmare... [[spoiler: [[ArtShift Wolfenstein 3D.]]]]

* After he fetches the welder, [[http://youtu.be/tzuWuwNVwnY?t=23s Anya takes William into the supply closet]] for some GladToBeAliveSex - much to the chagrin of Klaus, who promptly tells them to knock it off, since they're [[ImmodestOrgasm so loud about it]], to the point that [[GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex their "activity"]] is [[WallBangHer knocking paintings off the wall]].

** Take a look at your notes during the fight. B.J. thinks he and it are not so different, even though it's a ''thirty-story tall giant stompy war robot''.

* [[ForWantOfANail The entire quest for a power tool inside Kreisau HQ.]]

** The FetchQuest gets more ridiculous as you go find a welding torch dropped into water. [[spoiler:The game sics Supersoldatens on you.]]

* Some armor pieces you can pick up is ridiculous. Say, a metal plate size of a ''car trunk''. And that's [[UpToEleven just the start.]]

** Dog food that heals bullet wounds.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "There must be something]] [[StealthInsult very wrong with your cerebral cortex!"]].

* BJ [[CrossesTheLineTwice drowning a Nazi in his own piss]] is funny enough on its' own, since science has proven that [[AcceptableTargets you cannot be too violent to a Nazi]]. However, it becomes even funnier if you watched [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee's review]] of the game before buying and playing it. During the review, he uses the drowning-a-Nazi-in-his-own-piss thing for an example of the aforementioned 'cannot be too violent to a Nazi' theorem, but he never indicates it's ''actually something that happens in-game,'' leaving players who saw the review first and played it second to realize that [[NotHyperbole he wasn't taking the piss.]] The sheer fact you flush the toilet as well meaning you are committing death by swirlie. As well as that, when drowning the Nazi in his own piss doesn't go as quickly as BJ would like, he immediately falls back on his standard takedown action, and stabs him in the back of the skull.

* At the end of the "pure blood" test on the train, [[spoiler:the Frau reveals that it's all nonsense, just some photos she took. Then she says she can spot impure blood just by looking at someone, which is funny if you know that BJ is a Polish-American of Jewish matrilineal descent.]]

** Take a look at your notes during the fight. B.J. thinks he and it are {{not so different}}, even though it's a ''thirty-story tall giant stompy war robot''.

* In the mission notes for the Berlin Catacombs chapter, BJ points out that [[DownTheDrain the sewer]] he has to navigate "smells like something crawled inside [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler's]] ass and died in there".

!''The New Order'':

* At the end of the Lunar Base level, the pilot of the transport ship in the hanger seems to think you've gone to the trouble of staging an attack on a fortified Nazi base located in one of the most difficult-to-reach places on the Moon [[ItsAllAboutMe solely to prevent him from making his routine deliveries]].

* If the subtitles are set to "Foreign Only" then you don't get subtitles for Bombate's thick African patois or Set's heavy Yiddish, but you ''do'' get them for Fergus' [[UsefulNotes/BritishAccents Scottish accent]].

* When B.J. takes the tram on his way out of the moon base, you can hear "Mond Mond, Ja Ja" playing on the speakers... and B.J. [[EarWorm quietly humming along to it]].

* After he fetches the welder, [[http://youtu.be/tzuWuwNVwnY?t=23s Anya takes William into the supply closet]] for some GladToBeAliveSex - much to the chagrin of Klaus, who promptly tells them to knock it off, since they're [[ImmodestOrgasm so loud about it]], to the point that [[GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex their "activity" is knocking paintings off the wall]].

** Try to grab the [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]] in the basement, and the game will remind you that [[FantasyHelmetEnforcement you need to be wearing splatter protection]], and forces you on a mini FetchQuest to find an apron and a pair of busted goggles before you get to [[CatharisisFactor saw a Nazi in half.]]

** PennyArcade puts it ''best''. [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2014/06/02/fresh-spring-looks]]

* The very fact that the Nazis [[TakeOverTheWorld conquered most of the globe]] with [[spoiler: ancient '''[[{{Irony}} Jewish]]''' technology]]. Something tells me that [[spoiler: [[UsefulNotes/{{Adolf Hitler}} Hitler]] [[LockedOutOfTheLoop doesn't know the truth]]]].

** Becomes more funnier if [[TakeThatAudience you've been playing the game guns blazing]].
* Being on the moon, looking in the cabins, seeing a computer, what is it playing? [[CelebrityParadox Wolfenstein3D]]
** The letter found on the moon base is also quite funny - it's a personal ad that plays up the career of a SpaceMarine searching for a woman with "child-bearing hips" for 5, 6, perhaps 12 children.

* BJ [[CrossesTheLineTwice drowning a Nazi in his own piss]] is funny enough on its' own, since science has proven that [[AcceptableTargets you cannot be too violent to a Nazi]]. However, it becomes even funnier if you watched [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee's review]] of the game before buying and playing it. During the review, he uses the drowning-a-Nazi-in-his-own-piss thing for an example of the aforementioned 'cannot be too violent to a Nazi' theorem, but he never indicates it's ''actually something that happens in-game,'' leaving players who saw the review first and played it second to realize that [[NotHyperbole he wasn't taking the piss.]]
** The sheer fact you flush the toilet as well meaning you are committing death by swirlie.
** As well as that, when drowning the Nazi in his own piss doesn't go as quickly as BJ would like, he immediately falls back on his standard takedown action, and stabs him in the back of the skull.

* When storming the London Nautica the first time, while sneaking through the elevator shafts you come across a stalled elevator with two officers trapped inside. One of them is clearly getting a bit nervous about being stuck in an elevator during what has obviously been a bit of a disaster. The other snaps that [[TemptingFate it's perfectly safe, there are four emergency brakes and all of them would have to fail for the elevator to crash]]. Good thing for them there isn't a half-crazed Nazi killer lurking on top of the elevator who needs it to plummet to the bottom in order to ride the counterweight he's standing on right to the top and now knows to shoot the emergency brakes... oh.
** After shooting the first brake, B.J. will muse on WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong and will say point-blank he should stand on the counterweight. Which has bright yellow footprints painted on the top for no discernible reason. One has to wonder how many playtesters [[HoistByHisOwnPetard bungled this setpiece]] to warrant that much signposting.

** To [[ItMakesSenseInContext retrieve his luggage]] while still disguised, B.J. needs to crawl through the baggage claim... in full view of around three Nazis. One of them is confused by his actions, while another acts as if [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight it's nothing out of the ordinary]].

* The very fact that the Nazis [[TakeOverTheWorld conquered most of the globe]] with [[spoiler: ancient '''[[{{Irony}} Jewish]]''' technology]]. Something tells me that [[spoiler: [[UsefulNotes/{{Adolf Hitler}} Hitler]] [[LockedOutOfTheLoop doesn't know the truth]]]].

** When you saw [[spoiler: [[SuspiciousVideogameGenerosity a double-barreled shotgun]]]] on a shelf, you know the jig is up.

--> '''B.J.''': "Okay...okay. So you put a Nazi on the moon. ''[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you]]'', moon."

-->'''Fergus''': "Thank you so much for the new socks. They're right warm and a snug fit. Yeah, I'm doing well. Although this war has grown a little wearisome. [[BlatantLies Nothing much interesting ever happens these parts.]] Today I landed a Nazi helicopter on a nicked Nazi nuclear submarine aircraft carrier. After which I donned a deep-water diving suit, swam down an abyssal trench in the middle of the Atlantic fucking ocean, don't mean to bother you with the details. Long story short, I'm in a secret vault full of things so magical and abnormal in nature the mind has no recourse but to shudder in bewilderment. 'Course I'm accompanied by a nazi-killing lunatic and some kind of genius wizard who claims to be on a first-name basis with God Almighty himself. [[SeenItAll Ah, well, we can only hope for a more stimulating turn of events in the future.]] Give my love to everyone back home, Fergus out.

--> '''B.J.''': *Brrr* *Brrr* *Honk honk* Hey, darlin'. How 'bout we go for a spin. *Gets off* Okay. Back to work.

--->'''B.J.''': (''Picking up a toy telephone'') Neat toy. All I had was a pine cone and a box of matches.