Funny / Wizards

  • "They killed Fritz! THEY KILLED FRITZ! Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged..."
  • The priests' prayer. Even better when it's revealed to be over five hours long.
  • The bizarrely-calm fairy guard with the British accent during Elinore's torture scene.
    Elinore: (to Avatar) You wanna hurry it up?
  • The ending lines:
    Avatar: Well, come on. Let's make it.
    Elinore: Avatar, (giggles) you're getting older and much bolder.
    Avatar: Come on! I meant, let's make it out of here.
    Elinore: Sure you did.