History Funny / Wizards

10th Jan '18 1:51:19 PM SCBlue
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* A soldier named Max comes across what he assumes is the corpse of his comrade, Fritz [[WesternAnimation/FritzTheCat (no relation)]]. Enraged and grief stricken, Max proceeds to aimlessly shoot everywhere while hammily proclaiming to avenge his fellow soldier, only for Fritz to wake up and inform Max he's ok. Max berates Fritz for ruining the moment...and then accidentally shoots him while looking away. And what does Max do upon seeing Fritz dead for real?

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* A soldier named Max comes across what he assumes is the corpse of his comrade, Fritz [[WesternAnimation/FritzTheCat (no relation)]]. Enraged and grief stricken, Max proceeds to aimlessly shoot everywhere while hammily proclaiming to avenge his fellow soldier, only for Fritz to wake up and inform Max he's ok. Max berates Fritz for ruining the moment... [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace and then accidentally shoots him while looking away. away.]] And what does Max do upon seeing Fritz dead for real?
4th Oct '17 4:25:44 PM 1upmushroom
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* "They killed Fritz! ''THEY KILLED FRITZ!'' Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged..."

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* A soldier named Max comes across what he assumes is the corpse of his comrade, Fritz [[WesternAnimation/FritzTheCat (no relation)]]. Enraged and grief stricken, Max proceeds to aimlessly shoot everywhere while hammily proclaiming to avenge his fellow soldier, only for Fritz to wake up and inform Max he's ok. Max berates Fritz for ruining the moment...and then accidentally shoots him while looking away. And what does Max do upon seeing Fritz dead for real?
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"They killed Fritz! ''THEY KILLED FRITZ!'' Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...""
** Even better (in a twisted sense), it's implied that it wasn't an accident.
10th Sep '16 4:53:19 PM maxwellsilver
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* The priests' prayer. Even better when it's revealed to be [[OverlyLongGag over five hours long.]]

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* The priests' prayer. Even better when it's revealed to be [[OverlyLongGag over five hours long.]]
31st Aug '15 7:33:12 AM speedyboris
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** In the same scene, Elinore's CasualDangerDialog when the monster is about to eat her:
--> '''Elinore''': ''(to Avatar)'' You wanna hurry it up?
4th Aug '15 7:07:51 AM speedyboris
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* The bizarrely-calm fairy guard with the British accent during Elinore's torture scene.

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* The bizarrely-calm fairy guard with the British accent during Elinore's torture scene.scene.
* The ending lines:
--> '''Avatar''': Well, come on. Let's make it.\\
'''Elinore''': Avatar, ''(giggles)'' you're getting older and much bolder.\\
'''Avatar''': Come on! I meant, let's make it out of here.\\
'''Elinore''': Sure you did.
22nd Feb '14 3:18:02 PM Akriloth2160
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* The priests' prayer. Even better when it's revealed to be [[OverlyLongGag over five hours long.]]

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* The priests' prayer. Even better when it's revealed to be [[OverlyLongGag over five hours long.]]]]
* The bizarrely-calm fairy guard with the British accent during Elinore's torture scene.
12th May '12 6:58:25 PM Nire
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* "They killed Fritz! ''THEY KILLED FRITZ!'' Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged..."

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* "They killed Fritz! ''THEY KILLED FRITZ!'' Those lousy stinking yellow fairies! Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin! Those despicable animal warmongers! They've killed Fritz! Take that! Take this! Take that, you green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged...""
* The priests' prayer. Even better when it's revealed to be [[OverlyLongGag over five hours long.]]
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