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Whose Line games

Press Conference

• A Presidents' Day playing involved Abraham Lincoln announcing he'd been shot.
  • "How's your head?"
  • M3Times: OK, Google, Lincoln's assassination.
• Before one playing, DannyMiii had to get up for a moment. While he's gone, the group decides that he will be announcing the reason for his departure.
• Donut Korea's announcement was that Batman had resorted to delivering pizza. His first guess? That he was Papa John. His second guess? That he was a Chilean miner.

Let's Make a Date

• Mufasa's bachelorette voice is utterly terrible.
• For one playing, MeanElephant had her IRL girlfriend speak the questions. Mufasa complimented her on her text-to-speech engine.
• This exchange about Pokémon GO:
  MeanElephant: I imagine a lot of people lost weight.
  Richard Kelley: A lot of people got run over, too.
  [. . .]
  DannyMiii: I think after a few weeks of being dead, you really start to lose all them pounds…
• Many of the performers burst out laughing when Wolfman, acting as a bad AI, starts playing Creedence Clearwater Revival 's Fortunate Son without justification.

Scenes from a Hat

• During one scene, Richard Kelley got interrupted five times trying to say his response. The first words of the response? "Excuse me…"
• "What you tell the ex who found out the grass wasn't greener on the other side'' led to a saga involving a broken-up couple, caustic lawn chemicals, prosthetic limbs, and Quentin Tarantino.
• If Peter Parker was bitten by something else:
  • MeanElephant: Ever since I went into that cave, I gained the powers of a bat. It's too bad that name is already trademarked.
  • DannyMiii: I don't know how, but I was bitten by a coin and now I'm a Bitcoin…
• Movies that could be improved if the main villain was played by a two-year-old:
  • Mufasa: Hey, did you hear they remade Boss Baby?
• During a prompt about demonic voices, Donut Korea recites the intro to the Regular Car Reviews video about the 2007 Toyota Camry LE. What makes it is the switching from a death-metal growl to high-pitched screeching he lapses into occasionally.
• Unlikely places to find a werewolf:
  • Mufasa: Welcome to Al the Werewolf's Silver Jewelry Pawn Shop!
    MeanElephant: Welcome to Silver Bullets Aren't Us!
  • MeanElephant: I'm sorry, Carl, you've really changed.
    Mufasa: It's the toupee, isn't it? It's the toupee!
  • DannyMiii: "Yes, and now we have a new member to the group. Go ahead and state your addiction." "Uh, yes, I like to blow down houses.
    • "I also like to eat bacon."
  • Mufasa: And now, our news correspondent, Werewolf Blitzer.
• Donut Korea kicked off an extended series of musical jokes with a well-crafted, well-timed Rush quip. It was glorious and, most importantly, funny.

Weird Newscasters

• M3Times: And now, on to Whatever Thehellyournameis with the weather. Whatever?

World's Worst

• The World's Worst Dear Abby ended up in a back-and-forth between "Abby" and MeanElephant and M3Times that has to be heard to be believed.

Other games

Cards Against Humanity

• During a game, the cast had some difficulty playing due to the timer running out before they could properly finish a round. They decide to adjust the timer so they could properly have their fun. The time? Approximately 2 million seconds. Later, M3Times decides to take a break from the game and leaves his computer. The rest of the crew are sitting waiting and notice that not only did M3Times leave, but he didn't decide on an answer and the timer is set at 2 million seconds.

Dungeons and Dragons

• In the establishing session for MeanElephant's character, she chases after two would-be thieves in the crowded town square while pushing a cheese cart. She then tries to scale a building… still pushing the cheese cart.

Fiasco

• News Channel Six:
  • Give it up for the morning show host, Peter Dick Johnson.
  • MeanElephant, the station coke dealer, is meeting Mufasa's coke-addict station pilot in the bathroom. She makes a Suspiciously Specific Denial about going into the stall so she can retrieve some cocaine. When she emerges, Mufasa complains that she didn't flush.
    • And then she goes back in and flushes it.
  • Donut Korea's portrayals in general are this due to his Moment-of-Awesome acting.
  • M3Times' accent for Elmer Jenkins is hilarious.
  M3Times: If you snort, you must report!
  • The character? A cokehead news-chopper pilot. The tilt? A stupid plan, executed to perfection. The situation? Withdrawal symptoms and a morning-show host throwing a tantrum while at a breast-cancer awareness fundraiser. The plan? Fly the chopper over the morning-show host and turn the engine off.
    • Of note is that the helicopter doesn't explode until MeanElephant throws his murder hammer at it, and the explosion blows it right back at his feet.
• Warn Everyone:
  • Donut Korea mentions that tanning beds have different settings. Matt N. Black, a Man in Black played by Mufasa, immediately inquires about whether or not it can be fatal…and suggests that they can get out of the salon faster if he turns the setting up.
  • The stupid 8-track that keeps coming up can only play the last minute and a half of "Taxman".
    • It plays in his car as Matt N. Black dies of black mold contamination.
  • Donut Korea: It's always Saturday Night with this Saturday Night Special!
  • The government agent that Matt N. Black answers to is literally Giorgio Tsoukalos.
  • "How does a five-year-old know about flame retardant?"
    • The fact that the five-year-old chucked a lit piece of kindling at his grandfather, breaking his leg so he couldn't get to safety as the house burn down without him.
  • Donut Korea lists off drugs his character has done in a method that rivals the infamous "AND MY AXE" incident.
• Flight 1180:
  • DannyMiii's character, Grandpappy, who always signs off his phone calls "Grandpappy out."
  • DannyMiii had to leave, so Juniper, who came in halfway through with no knowledge of the game, assumed his character. He knocked it out of the park.
    • His ringtone is Tim Allen's signature "Arrrruuuugh?".
    • "This bag is full of bullets. But not to kill anyone!"
  • "Do you know anybody named 'Kingpin'? . . .First name 'King', last name 'Pin'?"
  • "As my body turns into a corpse among the floating ''My Little Pony'' and ''Twilight'' DVDs…"
• Wait for It…the Mongols:
  • MeanElephant's character portrayals were on point.
    • First and foremost, she plays Boris, the incompetent apprentice/son of the blacksmith who keeps getting injured.
    • When she represents a Russian Orthodox priest, she is essentially Oprah with blessings.
    • When she portrays the czar, she is shocked to find that the blacksmith is at home.
    • When she plays King Crucible, she does so as a petulant teenager. This is an ancient Eldritch Abomination acting like a whiny brat.
  • Mufasa: It's so simple, a…guy living in a cave could do it.
  • This exchange:
  Mufasa: The thing is, the bellows actually work. They actually do their job, instead of using their breath to spout random garbage.
  MeanElephant: You know, sometimes I feel like you don't appreciate what I do around here.
  Mufasa: Well, it's very hard to appreciate mistakes.
  • Wolfman Hot Dog wanders into the game partway through (in the middle of a scene, no less!), so a character concept is cobbled up for him. He is a knight of the czar named God's Bleed. He then has to leave just as abruptly, so his character chokes to death in an outhouse.
  • The flashback to the battle was a perfect storm of fail and win:
    • Mufasa: MeanElephant playing Oprus Winfreyovich…
    • MeanElephant: Blessings are suspended until the retreat is over.
  • Boris and God's Bleed's sword were a gold mine.
    • [waving the sword around] "CHECK OUT THIS SWEET-ASS SWORD!"
    • "This sword is mighty sharp! When I gripped it by the blade, I cut myself up real good!"
  • Poor, poor Boris. God's Bleed sent the fire brigade to put him out when he was on fire. It took five buckets to put the fire out…but they only brought one bucket because five buckets full of water was too heavy, and they wasted the first four watering plants and other random objects.
  • Mufasa makes a plea to God's Bleed about his sons:
  Mufasa: ". . .this is what I have to deal with with my boys. They will be men one day, and I fear that day…"
  • Boris tries to get a riposte in against his brother Nicolae. Unfortunately, he somehow managed to strike him with a piece of paper, not a sword, resulting only in a paper cut.

Etc.

• In a game of "Tonight's Schedule", Richard is promted to act out a clip from the Dick Van Dike show where Laura is pregnant and...
  • Richard: Oh my God Laura, you're pregnant!