Funny: Vampire Hunter D

  • Left Hand, in the original film, chatises D for still trying to resist his vampiric urges, even after being given permission by the Girl of the Week to drain her.
    D: "Damn you. Do you want me to cut you off?"
    Left Hand: "... I'll be good."
  • Bloodlust has a few, usually involving Left Hand. Of particular note is the scene after D gets knocked of off Meier Link's carriage and drags his hand on the ground to steady himself. Left Hand's response?
    Left Hand: UGH! MY NOSE! MY NOOOSE!
    And, of course, the last line of the film
    Well, that was nice. You're not so bad after all. ...you just dress bad.
  • Left Hand isn't pleased that its advice is ignored:
    Left Hand: Yeah, well, what's the sound of one hand yapping...
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