* Left Hand (a.k.a. Lefty) chastises D in the original film for still trying to resist his vampiric urges, even after being given permission by the GirlOfTheWeek to drain her.
-->'''D''': "I wonder, do I need two hands?"
-->'''Left Hand''': "Very well, my lips are sealed."
** The scene where Lefty slaps D to stir him from stillness.
-->'''Left Hand''': "WAKE! UP! YOU! BIG! LUMMOX!"
** His response once D comes to and slays the incoming mist monster.
-->'''Left Hand''': Well, we made it through that one somehow.
* ''Bloodlust'' has a few, usually involving Lefty. Of particular note is the scene after D gets knocked off of Meier Link's carriage and drags his hand on the ground to steady himself. Left Hand's response?
-->'''Lefty''': UGH! MY NOSE! MY NOOOSE!
* Lefty isn't pleased that its advice is ignored:
--> '''Lefty''': Yeah, well, what's the sound of one hand yapping...
* And, of course, the last line of the film:
--> Well, that was nice. You're not so bad after all... ''you just dress bad''.