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"Aw dude, you're drinking cum powder?"

That's Cringe

Epic Morning Routine

• Say it with us now:
  Cody: Aww dude, you're drinking cum powder?!
  Both: EEUUGGH!
  Noel: EEWWW!!!
  Cody: Dude!
  Noel: WHAT THE FUCK!?
• The Running Gag where Noel insists that Dre's laptop is disappearing into thin air because he's putting it into a camo-patterned backpack.
• Seeing all the vitamins and supplements that Dre consumes at breakfast makes Noel wonder if he has cancer or something.
• Dre eating a walnut salad early in the video comes back as a joke later when he cuts in a clip of him seemingly shouting in exertion while doing an intense rope workout at the gym.
  Cody (as Dre): Walnut SALAAAAAAAAAAAAD! I DON'T WANNA EAT IT! I DON'T WANNA EAT IT! NOOOOO!
• The two dig into the video's Broken Aesop by pointing out that neither of them share Dre's wealth, business, or general lifestyle and thus cannot relate at all to said morning routine, so they just decide to go and play Fortnite.
• Noel at one point annoys Cody with his alarm clock which makes him quite mad.

Ajit Pai Edition

• "I'm Ajit Pai, I like penis in my mouth, yeah"
• Noel's impression of Ajit in general.

Jake Paul Teacher Diss

• Cody's first riff is quickly derailed by Noel noticing that Cody and Jake are wearing the exact same jacket. Cue Cody awkwardly taking it off before continuing with his riff.
• They mock Jake's demands for the U.S. education system to have "useful" classes by making up courses that teach you about tax evasion and shell corporations.
  • Another class they make up is "Flow Class" after the diss track complains about how schools don't teach kids how to rap. Noel lampshades the Fridge Logic of the state prioritizing such a thing and hiring music producers to teach teens how to properly rap bars (BARS!).
    Noel (in character as flow teacher): I run up with - lesson 1. What do I run up with, class?
    Cody: I run up with...coupons?
    Noel: INCORRECT! You whack! Like I'm beating my meat!
• They say that Jake and the other rappers on the song sound like Kidz Bop. Sunny Malouf in particular sounds to Noel like she's rapping while attempting to hold onto the back of a truck.
• The comments point out that in spite of Jake accusing the U.S. education system of failing him, the song and his career seems to indicate how it was really just his fault that he couldn't be bothered to pay attention in class.
• Cody and Noel are genuinely surprised and impressed by a few of the lines in the teacher's response to Jake.
  Teacher: A few bad apples don't make the grove bad / Some of these kids see me more than their own dad
  Noel: BRUH.

Vape Hotbox

• "Ayo, what is going on, guys? It is your boy, Matty FUCKIN' Smokes -"
• Generally, Cody and Noel being confused by vape terminology - most notably, "it's 50 nic".
  Noel (with a Vegeta headset toy on): HIS NIC LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!
• At one point, when Noel is laughing at Matt's "if you guys are vaping along with us", Cody pulls out a Juul vape of his own, takes a drag, and just waits for Noel to notice.
  Noel: Oh, like it's a - (notices) hey, what the fuck!

Dhar Mann

• DHAR MANN!OOOOHHH!!!
• Noel decides to mimic the verbally abusive husband:
  Noel (from a chair behind Cody):...Yo, that joke sucked dick.
• When the wife reveals she found a new partner, Cody and Noel very quickly theorize that it's Dhar Mann himself, and these videos are all him boasting about swooping in and stealing the wives of other men.
• After they're urged to share the first video, they discover that they have the option to share it on LinkedIn. This prompts Noel to do a bit where he's sharing the video with his network and urging his connections and fellow entrepreneurs to reconsider fucking their assistants and secretaries lest they want to suffer the same fate as the abusive husband.

TMG Podcast

• Noel and Cody's impression of an actor poorly playing a gay man in the Vengaboys' music video for "Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!" appears in two episodes and never gets old.
  Noel: (in a deep voice with a New York accent): What, do you got boobs? I fuckin' hate boobs. You remind me of my mother. I hate my mother. But you know what I like? I like me a big old man, 'cause I'm fuckin' gay!
• Noel sets up a joke that absolutely destroys Cody when he doesn't see it coming:
  Noel: Have you been following the Shoreline Mafia drama?^note This episode was recorded around the time rapper Fenix Flexin left hip-hop group Shoreline Mafia.
  Cody: No, what's up?
  Noel: So, you know Fenix Flexin, he's out, right? Did you see the dude they replaced him with?
  Cody: No?
  Noel: Malone Brown? You didn't hear of this fool?
  Cody: No.
  Noel: Malone Brown dick in your mouth? (hysterical maniacal laughter)
  Cody: NO! NOOOOO!
• Football pro Jared Goff guests on the podcast a week after Cody admits to lying to Jared's face at a party about meeting him at a charity softball game. Right before signing off, Jared brings up how he and Cody are now both celebrity investors in Friday Beers, to which Cody bids farewell to Jared by calling him his business partner. Literal seconds after Jared hangs up, a producer asks if it's okay to leave the last bit in...to which Cody sheepishly admits that he never invested in Friday Beers. Hilarity Ensues.
  Noel: Are you serious.
  Cody: I was about to, and then I didn't!
  [Entire podcast crew loses their shit behind the camera]
  Cody: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?! What is wrong with me, why do I keep doing this?!
• Every time Ben Cahn and Emil De Rosa from fellow TMG Studios podcast Trillionaire Mindset guest on the show is bound to be a good time - so much so that TMG and Trillionaire now do a monthly Eight-Ball Special where the four of them record together. Ben is often the reason, thanks to his embarrassing stories...and occasionally his being a little too honest about how he prepared for the show.
  Ben: I have something to confess...this morning, at home, before I came here, I took a half a tab of acid.
  • Halfway through the acid episode, Noel takes the opportunity to fuck with Ben and asks "can you believe we've only been recording for two minutes?"
  • Ben's story about getting an attractive woman's number while playing disc golf makes one wonder how he managed it - he first asked her, with zero lead-in, if she had a boyfriend, and when she said yes to going out with him, he immediately replied "Are you sure?"
  • The very first Eight-Ball Special title says it all: "Ben Sold Feet Pics". Or, more accurately, Ben got scammed into giving away free feet pics by a burner account in Bahrain. Cody and Noel's horrified laughter and inability to stick to any other topic makes this even better.

Who took the L?? - Mark McGrath vs. Kid

• Cody and Noel give the TMG treatment to an old video where Sugar Ray lead singer Mark McGrath absolutely flips out on a teen who calls him "sugar gay".
  Noel: This is like, being a dad and you drive a Dodge Neon and every day some kid outside playing handball is like "nice car, idiot!" And then one day you had too many, you just go up to the handball game, pick up the kid by his fuckin' feet, "WHO has a gay car?! WHO HAS IT?!?"
  • This episode becomes even funnier in hindsight considering Mark has willingly been a guest on the TMG Podcast and made fun of his own behavior in the video.

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