Mike's comment in "Hillbilly Honeymoon":
Mike: Welcome to Swineville, Peter, a happy, sleepy, little hillbilly town where seemingly innocent, nice, naive people turn just like that (snap) into a vengeful, hateful mob.
Peter: How do you know that?
Mike: 'Cause these are my people.
In ďThe Monkees Paw,Ē standing by the wooden Indian statue.
Davy (likely VERY stoned, leaning against the Indian): You know, he (Micky) hasnít said a thing in 12 hours?
Mike: Thatís it! In 12 hours, he forgot how to talk. I mean anybody can forget how to talk in 12 hours!
Peter: Well, then itís simple. All we do is teach him to talk.
Davy: (raises hand) How?!
Mike: WHAT did you sayÖ?