Funny: The Messengers

For the TV series

Episode 1 - Awakening
Sam: Hey, Petey. You know, hanging out with this chick, it ain't fooling anybody.
Alice: Hey, Sam, is it true Susan broke up with you 'cause you have a really small...
Sam: You'd better shut up.
Alice: [holding thumb and finger up about an inch apart] Vocabulary? I was gonna say "vocabulary." You think I was saying something else?

Episode 5 - Eye in the Sky
Rose: I heard you two were here.
Joshua: Rose! [beat] I know what you're gonna say.
Rose: Beer before liquor makes you sicker?