Funny / Miami Vice

  • Crockett throwing beer from a glass to a dancing informant's shoes after the informant had declared that his feet are on fire
  • Zito, after Rodriguez asks him and Switek to take part in a burglary sting operation that required two seedy looking guys
    Zito: Sure lieutenant. *To Switek* So who are the seedy looking guys?
  • Tubbs and Crockett concocting a plan to force New York drug dealers to accept the package from them
    Crockett: If the dealers fail to deliver...
    Tubbs: Then the Revillas' clients start to shiver
    Crockett: You're a real poet, Rico
    Tubbs: And my momma knows it
  • Crockett's pet alligator Elvis' antics early in the first season.
    • Of special note comes when Crockett has Elvis scare the crap out of Tubbs in the first episode, with a clearly terrified Tubbs yelling "Crockett! Crockett!" When a smirking Crockett leaves Tubbs alone with the alligator.
    • In another episode, Elvis ate Crockett's record collection. Crockett yells at Elvis, threatening to throw his favorite blanket in to the ocean.
    • Crockett giving Elvis a manicure with a metal file.
  • Crockett and Tubbs are trying to buy Stinger rocket launchers from a seedy arms dealer (Jeff Fahey!). When Crockett complains that the rockets are too old, Fahey grabs one, aims for Crockett's Ferrari, and BOOM.
    Tubbs: Sold!
    Crockett: (gapes in shock)
    • Relax, they blew up a mocked-up Corvette instead.
  • One episode had Crockett trying to buy cigarettes out of several vending machines, all of which ate his money.