Funny / The Mario Plushie Cinematic Universe

The Hoverboard:

• The way Bowser just Hand Waves away why he got Jr. the hoverboard.
  Well, you've been doin' really well in school, and, so, yeah... uh... bye.
• The part where Wario comes in has a generous helping of Narm.
  Bowser Jr: What was that?
  Wario: Hahaha! IT WAS MEEE!!
  Larry and Jr: (in perfect unison) Wario?!
  Wario: YES! And I'm gonna fart on your hoverboard — well, I already stole it — but I'm gonna fart on it and it's gonna make it CRAZY, SO YEAH!
  Larry and Jr: (in perfect unison) NOOOOO!
• The mere presence of Wario's fart gas causes Larry and Jr. to double over coughing and suffocating.
• If you look closely, the ball doesn't even hit Wario at the end.

Iggy's Alexa:

• The fact that Iggy thinks he's the favorite Koopaling. Poor, poor Iggy.
• This moment when Iggy gets the Alexa:
  Iggy: Ooh, spinny lights!! HEY ALEXIS!! (Beat) HEY ALEXIS!!! (complete voice drop) Why won't it work.
• When Iggy dances to Eleanor Rigby, all is normal. The beautiful music is playing in the background, and even with Iggy dancing to it, there isn't anything exceptionally funny. Then he starts singing.
• Morton has a pretty funny Crosses the Line Twice moment in the family meeting.
  Bowser Jr: Larry has strep throat! He can't get out of bed, much less come to this meeting!
  Morton: Yeah man, he's about to be voted out of life.
  (awkward beat)
  Bowser Jr: C'mere, you little -- (he punches him)
• Bowser's lackadaisical reaction to the entire fight at the end of the episode.
  Bowser: WHAT IS ALL THIS NOISE?!
  Iggy: Sorry, dad. Wendy tried to kill me, so I blew her up.
  Bowser: Hahaha. Okay, you kids have fun!

Mario and Luigi Turn into Babies:

• Mario reveals the extent he goes to get some pasta:
  Mario: Listen, Luigi: my sleep schedule is far more important than some stupid 2nd grader's stupid... volcano thing or whatever. I'm going back to bed.
  Luigi: I think there's also free pizza.
  Mario: (sneaking back on frame) ...With pasta?
  Luigi: Probably.
  Mario: Okay, now where are my keys...
• Kamek growing increasingly exasperated as the viewers continue to ask dumber and dumber questions is really fun to watch.
  Toad: So, can you, like... eat [the machine]?
  Kamek: What?! How would you— how would you even eat this?! This is like, pure metal!! That's not... next question! Yes, you!
  Luigi: Yeah, so I know you can't, like, eat it, but can you drink it?
  Kamek: WHAT?! What— what're you gonna do?! — Well, I guess you could, like, fill it up with water or something... — What're you gonna do, blend it? No!
• A bit of a Black Comedy example, but when Kamek looks in the machine and just knows he messed up. His voice drops and he just stares at the skeleton he turned this poor Koopa into. All he can do is just "nope" out of there.
• Then, after all he's seen, Luigi has the bright idea to jump into the machine.
• After all the dumb decisions Luigi's made, seeing him lampshade Mario's dumb decision is pretty hilarious.
  Luigi: Uh, Mario y'know, you didn't have to jump into the machine.
  Mario: Luigi, shut up. You're stupid. (Beat) Okay, that was actually kind of smart.
• Luigi and Mario have trekked all the way to this castle, escaped lightning bolts, all while babies, and this is what Luigi has on his mind:
  Luigi: Well, Mario... I guess this is it. Through this door must be...
  Luigi/Mario: Taco Bell/The Devil's lair.

Bowser Jr's Sickness:

• Jr's various methods of cleaning his stain that grow more and more unhinged.
  • He dunks his face in cat litter to get rid of it. Imagine being that desperate.
  • He teams up with Iggy, and in a strange attempt, drops a weight on his face. Like that would do anything.
    • Worst of all, after all these attempts, his stain looks absolutely awful afterwards. It looks worse.
• Kamek hypes up the two brothers that can save Jr. and summons them to reveal... Wario and Waluigi.
• Luigi giving the blunt reason why he can't come with Mario:
  Luigi: Wait! Mario... I just came to a shocking realization... I'm gonna have to leave you here, I'm sorry!
  Mario: Wait, why?
  Luigi: My body doesn't show up good on Green Screen.
• While the awesome fight is taking place between Mario and the germ, we have a B-plot with Bowser and Kamek to return to. The transitions between the two are hilarious if not neck-breaking from the amount of Mood Whiplash.
  • Take the most egregious example, where Mario dodges the germ, sliding down one nostril while the germ slides down the other, then it crescendos into a clip of Bowser pulling a prank on Kamek.
• At the end, after all the headache of getting rid of Jr's disease, then Kamek, Bowser has the audacity to ask Mario to get rid of Larry's disease, too. Mario just shakes his head.

Wario and Waluigi's (not really) Valentine's Day

• Wario's banter with the cat toy at the beginning. Just... what.
• Wario's also revealed to be in a relationship with the lion toy from Iggy's Alexa. Strong start to this episode.
• Baby Peach strongly toes the line between creepy and funny, but the Mood Whiplash in the quote below is just too funny.
  Waluigi: (seeing Baby Peach staring daggers at him) Oh! Is that your daughter?
  Peach: Yes, she's my pride and joy—
  Baby Peach: (borderline demon voice) BACK AWAY. FROM MY. MOTHER.
• Wario has psychic powers. No elaboration.
• There's a lot of buildup for Wario and Waluigi's last bet. His lair is shrouded in darkness. There's ominous music in the background. Wario and Waluigi talk in hushed tones, clearly terrified. They advance and switch on the lights to reveal... a teensy Kamek at the end of the hall.
• This blink-and-you'll-miss-it interaction:
  Waluigi: No no no, I can do 30 minutes! 30 minutes is fine, right, Wario?
  Wario: Actually, I have a dentist's appointment—?
  Waluigi: (interrupting, ignoring him) 30 minutes is fine!!