Old Toot-Toot taking the role of Arlen "Chief" Bitterbuck during the execution rehearsal.
Brutal: Arlen Bitterbuck, you have been condemned to die by a jury of your peers, sentence imposed by a judge of good standing in this state. Do you have anything to say before your sentence is carried out?
Old Toot-Toot: Yeah. I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the 'taters, and I wanna shit in your hat, and I've got to have Mae West sit on my face because I'm one horny motherfucker.
- All of the guards immediately burst into hysterics. Even Percy, the self-proclaimed professional, is laughing!
- Not to mention just beforehand when he is pretending to pray for forgiveness.
Old Toot-Toot: The lord is my shepherd and so on and so forth. I'm sorry for all the bad shit I've done, and the people I've tramped on, and I hope they forgive me, and I'll never do it again - that's for sure. Still prayin', still prayin', gettin' right with Jesus!
Harry: Do it quietly, you old gink!
- Earlier, back by the cell:
Paul: Is the prisoner's head properly shaved?
Dean: Nope. It's all dandruffy and it smells.
Paul: I will take that as a yes. Let's go, Arlen.
- And then when they rehearse 'rolling on two' with Toot in the chair: