- Episode 1:
- Playing as the Count, Auzzie gets on edge:
Auzzie: Aw, shit, is that a pursuer?! (attacks Vizier) No- (gets stabbed) That was a pursuer.
- The Sentinel and his decoys.
- Episode 2:
- Auzzie's (playing as the Vanguard) first kill.
Ottoman Jester: You can't just leave me like this, you coward! Come back and finish the- (stomped by Auzzie)
Auzzie: Now after blending into this crowd for a brief moment, we'll walk this corner, past this haybale and (attacked by the Courtesan) ....walk directly into our pursuer.
- "Right in the Jesticles!"
- After killing the Courtesan and stunning the Ottoman Jester, Auzzie flees through a chasebreaker and throws on a Vizer disguise to throw off the Deacon, his other pursuer, only to be killed by the Courtesan.
- Auzzie being assigned as the Courtesan's target thrice in a row, being killed in the third session.
- Episode 3:
- Playing as the Sentinel, Auzzie drops a smoke bomb and poisons the Vanguard, who proceeds to stun him and mock him until she drops dead from the poison.
- Auzzie killing the Deacon after seeing him jump inside the haystack. Later on, he makes a decoy and hides himself in the haystack. The Trickster arrives and jumps into the haystack, prompting Auzzie to flee in panic. The Trickster jumps out after him.....and attacks the decoy.
- Auzzie considers letting the Vanguard kill him out of pity for her failure to do so throughout the entire match, but decides against it and stuns her. However, as he runs off to find his next target, the Count, he is attacked and killed by the Courtesan.
- Episode 4:
- Playing as the Courtesan, Auzzie drags the Sentinel into a haystack and kills him.
- Auzzie's death after stunning the Crusader.
Auzzie: (Noticing the Sentinel) Oh, you want some too, do ya? (Fights, screen slows as Sentinel stabs him) Okay, mate, let's just talk about this- (Stabbed) Or you could just murder me.
- Auzzie recognising the Knight through his Leap of Faith into a haystack ("Wheeeeeeeeeeee!") and killing him with an aerial kill.
- For what would have been his penultimate kill, Auzzie drops a smoke bomb to distract the Crusader, but is thrown off-balance by the appearance of his pursuer, the Guardian. The Crusader stuns Auzzie, but luckily, the Count arrives and kills the Guardian.
- Similarly to last 2 episodes, Auzzie is killed at the end of the game (but still scores first), this time by the Knight.
- Episode 5:
- Auzzie, playing as the Deacon, attempts to stun his pursuer, the Vanguard.
Auzzie: (attacks the Vanguard) Time to go in for the stu- (the Renegade attacks the Vanguard mid-fight with Auzzie) What the- (Renegade kills the Vanguard and leaves) Well I guess I should be thankful.
Vanguard: Let's see how this Deacon fares against MY FIRECRACKERS! (screen lights up, Auzzie punches her down) OW!
Auzzie: Bitch!
Renegade: AH! MY EYES! THEY BURN! (Auzzie kills him)
Auzzie: (attacked by knives) Ah!
Crusader (ContourTitan3): That's right, I know you're my pursuer, Deacon! You're as obvious as (punched down by the Trickster) Ugh!
Auzzie: (Menacingly approaching) Well, well, well! Look where we find ourselves now!
Crusader (ContourTitan3): You wouldn't dare kill me! ContourTitan3rd! Son of- (gets stabbed)
- The Trickster popping up as Auzzie's target in the last 10 seconds of the map, just as she attacks a decoy in front of him. She is promptly killed.
- Episode 6:
- Playing as the Sentinel, 47 kills the Bombardier by dragging him into a haystack.
Auzzie: And as we stand idly in this crowd, we notice the Bombardier has entered our line of sight. But rather than approaching directly we'll remain in the crowd to hopefully lure him a little bit closer, as well as evade the nearby Deacon, who I'm confident is our pursuer. And lucky for us the Deacon has killed a civilian and the Bombardier has wandered within killing range (jumps into haystack)
Bombardier: Huh, that's funny. What kind of of a moron just jumps into a HEY! Whoa! (screams and dies)
Auzzie: And that takes care of that. And now, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to circle the Vizier menacingly just in case he happens to become our target or pursuer, which he doesn't. However, we can see that the Deacon has become our target and he appears to be making our way towards us from the end of the pier.
Deacon: I can see you there, Sentinel! I know you're my pursuer! You must think I'm pretty damn- (punched by Vizier)
Auzzie: Ha! Why, thank you, Vizier! And now, guys and girls, we're gonna strut up on to the stunned Deacon, drop a smoke bomb to ensure we get the focus and give the Deacon a toxic pat on the back. And now we'll simply blend into this passing group of people and watch our kill unravel before our very- (killed by Bombardier)
- The Vizier gets a Karmic Death later on when Auzzie kills him after he is knocked down by the Bombardier, Auzzie receiving one in turn when the Bombardier kills him as well.
- A double kill:
Auzzie: Soon we notice the Count rapidly approaching us, so we're gonna break his jaw.
Count: (aiming a smoke bomb) Okay, just gonna line it up and.....(misses) Damn, I missed. Well, maybe he didn't notice.
Auzzie: Guess what?!
Count: What?
Auzzie: I did!
Count: AUUGH!
Auzzie: Get over it! (approaching the Bombardier) Hello there!
Bombardier: Oh no! Not you again! (killed by Auzzie)
Auzzie: Ha! (screams as he is killed by Crusader) That was fucking cool!
- Episode 7:
- Playing as the Deacon, Auzzie poisons the Courtesan and is briefly knocked down by her.
Courtesan: Take that! (knocks down Auzzie) Haha! I'm invincible! What an adrenaline rush! Uh, wait a minute, that's not adrenaline, that's (dies)
Auzzie: Haha-
Sentinel: Hello. (stabs Auzzie from behind)
- Auzzie's first kill on the Sentinel requires work:
Auzzie: We'll quickly jog up to the chasebreaker, notice that he's moving out of the other side of the tunnel throw on a disguise and head around to cut him off. But I think that he may be smarter than he looks.
Sentinel: I see you there, Deacon! Your petty disguise can't fool me! I'm out of here! (runs)
Auzzie: (gives chase) Fuck! Get back here, you coward!
Sentinel:I don't think so, Deacon! Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the
Auzzie: (catches up and stabs him) Tag! You're it!
- After killing the Sentinel, Auzzie rests on the bench, only for the Trickster (disguised as the Bombardier) to approach him, pull him off and stomp him.
- Science:
Guardian: Well. Two Deacons! To determine which is the correct one will require lengthy series of mathematical equations, keen observation and physiological analys-
Auzzie: (punches) Or I could just fucking smack ya! (Sentinel runs by) As for you, Stop. Fucking. Running! (kills him) It's bad for your health.
- "Leave me alone!" "Uh, no!"
- Episode 8:
- Playing as the Vanguard, the match starts off with a bang:
Animus: Your objective is to find and kill assigned targets. Avoid being killed by other Templars.
Auzzie: Greetings once again, ladies and gentleman, and welcome back after a long hiatus to Assassins Creed Revelations Multiplayer Mayhem!
Sentinel: What's this? My target? Directly in front of me at the start of the match? Well, this is almost too good to be- (stunned)
Auzzie: Switch on, sunshine. Today's game of Deathmatch has us stalking the pathways of the Antioch courtyard beginning the match with our defensive mute and smoke bomb combination.
Trickster: My, what a beautiful evening for a stroll! The warm dusk sunlight feels so good on my skin and there's so many friendly people out and about! This is by the far the happiest I've been in a very long- (killed)
Auzzie: Ah, hello again, Sentinel! You better look behind you.
Sentinel: Foolish Vanguard! I am far too cunning to fall for such a childish- (killed by Deacon)
Auzzie: Fair enough. (walks on) After witnessing the Sentinel's demise, we'll continue to lurk on the upper pathway before being given the Trickster as our target for a second time. And as she exposes herself in our of line of sight, we'll move in offensively, preparing to-
Doctor: You there! Vanguard!
Auzzie: Huh?
Doctor: Did you happen to check the weather forecast today? They said it'll be partly cloudy! (throws smoke bomb and laughs) with a chance of doom! (kills Auzzie)
Auzzie: You son of a bitch.
Doctor: And that's how I slaughtered that pathetic little Vanguard! Ha! She'll think twice before showing her face around here again! (Auzzie whistles, then jumps from the rooftop and kills him) What in the- NO!
Auzzie: What's up, doc?
Gladiator: VANGUARD! Your time has come! Come! Let us fight to the death! And may the better warrior emerge victor- (stunned)
Gladiator: VANGUARD! We meet again! You caught me off-guard last time, but this time, you shall die swiftly, at the hands of the mighty- (stunned)
Gladiator: VANGUARD! You've put up quite the fight so far, but there's no escape for you this time. Prepare to incur the wrath of the- (stunned)
Gladiator: VANGUARD! Prepare to.....oh, fuck this! (kills Auzzie)
- Before the Gladiator's first appearance, Auzzie notes that he will need to remember his pursuer, the Sentinel, is on the rooftop. After the Gladiator fight, the Sentinel jumps from the roof and kills him.
- Confronted with the Deacon (his target) and the Vizier (his pursuer), Auzzie throws a smoke bomb. The Vizier stuns the Deacon, Auzzie kills the Deacon and the Vizier kills Auzzie.
Deacon: (Throws smoke bomb) Aha! Nobody can escape the De- (stunned by Vizier) You'll pay for that, you cowardly- (stabbed by Auzzie)
Auzzie: Suck on that, you fucking- (stabbed by Vizier) Well, that escalated quickly. (smoke bomb drops)
- Getting caught off-guard by the Trickster (who stabs him after he fails to recognise her as a pursuer) and Vizier (who jumps down on him from the rooftops), Auzzie "runs amok" and goes after the "local GP" (The Doctor)
- Auzzie hypothesises where the Vizier is:
Auzzie: 1. The roof. 2. The roof. 3. The fucking roof. And..... (Vizier appears on the roof) What a surprise. So having locked on to our target, we begin to move in offensively.
Vizier: With the subtlety of a shotgun and the ferocity of a lion, the Vizier leaps onto his prey (jumps off rooftop and kills the Gladiator) and then (stabbed by Auzzie)
Auzzie: -dies, like a dickhead.
- After being killed by the Sentinel:
Auzzie: ......die honourably.....and then stand there like a dead puppet.
- Auzzie stomping the Doctor in the last seconds of the match.
- Episode 1: Auzzie killing Manuel Delgado by letting him spot him and chase him to the cliffside to return his coin (really to scold him for trespassing), where he pushes him off.
Auzzie: Ah, thanks, mate, I really appreciate that. Well, off you go. (shoves Manuel over the railing to his death)
- Episode 2:
Auzzie: So tell me. What do you when you go to a theatre, a play, a movie, whatever? Do you maybe walk in, take your jacket off, go get a drink, have a chat with somebody, or do you walk in, throw a fucking mine on the stairs, equip your detonator, push the fucking button and blow everyone SKY FUCKING HIGH?!!!
- Episode 6: Talk about putting Chad on Ice! (ba-dum-tss!)
- Episode 9:
- Auzzie getting increasingly irritated at having to wait to kill the Sheikh.
- In one path, Auzzie follows a rather pudgy woman named Samantha to her room, where she does a dance. He is so Squicked out by it that he kills her mid-dance in a variety of ways, and attacks her husband when he arrives. Auzzie then reveals that while Samantha's room is a good vantage point for sniping the Sheikh, 47's own room works perfectly fine.
- Auzzie ends the mission photobombing Samantha and her husband, who he describes as "some very keen fans of mine".
- Episode 10:
- Auzzie politely requests his briefcase from a guard.
Auzzie: Mate, I left my briefcase in the staff room, can you get it for me?
Guard: But I don't wanna.
Auzzie: Just fucking do it, cunt!
Guard: Oh, okay...well, what do you know, there wasn't a briefcase here, hey- (sedated)
- A vomiting party guest gets ticked off when Auzzie attempts to help.
Guest: Get away, I'm sick! I'm sick!
Auzzie: Well then, be healed! (shoves him)
Guest: Oh, wow! I suddenly feel much better. (runs downstairs) GUARDS! GUARDS! Oh, guards, that guy lightly nudged me!
Guard: He did what? You sick son of a bitch! You'll die for your crimes! (shoots Auzzie) You
worthless- Auzzie: What the fuck? I was only trying to help the ungrateful cunt!
- The first target is "tossbag CIA agent"
Auzzie: Now he makes regular trips to the bathroom, so can you guess where the best place to kill him is? That's right,
the elevator!
Martinez: I heard that two guys were found dead in elevators last week. Good thing that will never happen to me (strangled)
- The second target is "the shit singer at this party":
Eve: I am a really bad singer but 47 will never see me- (gets shot)
Eve: (running towards 47) Prepare to die, 40-
- The third target is "Romanian circus freak" Vaana Ketlyn:
Vaana: You are taking the mask off. Now.
Auzzie: I can't. The fucking game doesn't give me a button to do it!
- The fourth target is Maynard John, "another useless gun-for-hire out to kill us". He mocks 47 for being a clone and orders him to duel in the Torture Chamber:
Auzzie: Nah, I'm okay with just fucking killing you now. (shoots John dead) Take that, you rude son of a bitch! That will teach you not to hurt more feelings!
