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  • Nick on the talk show turning the tables on the self-righteous anti-smoking campaigners by explaining that it's in his interests to keep the the teenage cancer victim alive as he could be a valued customer for the next 50 years. He then adds that the campaigner is essentially trafficking in human misery and that they ought to be ashamed of themselves.
  • All the MOD dinners. Especially when they are speaking about Heather's tits.
    • The other two get deeply offended that Nick doesn't think terrorists will kidnap them because their industries kill so many fewer people than his. He ends up having to apologize and having to assure them that there are plenty of terrorists out to get them. Nick is promptly kidnapped immediately after walking out of the restaurant where this conversation occurs.
    • They later reveal that they'd made a Side Bet that Nick would spill far more information than he meant to to the reporter.
      • Which ties into his phonecall with Heather after the article got printed, where he'd assumed that anything said while they were having sex was off-the-record, but she retorts that she was perfectly fine getting the information while they fucked.
        Nick: I presumed anything said while I was inside you was privileged.
  • The conversation between the senator and Dennis Miller after Nick calls him a hypocrite for calling for the slash-and-burn of tobacco fields the day before bemoaning the plight of the American Farmer.
    "Care to comment, senator?"
    "The- I- Sh- No."
    "Eloquent in its brevity."
  • During the climactic hearing, Nick turns the tables on Senator Finnistire by deciding to really talk tough about health hazardous substances. The number one killer in America? High cholesterol. Nick points out the Senator is from Vermont, famous for its cheese, leading to the immortal line:
    Finnistire: The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese!
  • Aaron Eckhart's speech about who he defends, including baby seal poachers. Even the other two are somewhat disturbed by the last one.
    BJ: "Even I think that's kind of cruel."
  • As Nick, Heather, and Bobby head for the Congressional hearing, Bobby is stopped at the metal detector and insists the others not wait for him, as he is presumably carrying at least one concealed gun.
  • When Nick points out to Jeff that depicting smoking inside a movie spacecraft could be a hazard from the all oxygen environment, Jeff suggests they Hand Wave the issue by having the script include a line like: "Thank God we invented the... y'know, whatever device."
  • The American apple pie topped with American cheese (also a bit of an Hilarious in Hindsight as this was way before the "Tastes Like America" Denny's commercial). Extra points for being Chekhov's Gun.
    Nick: That's disgusting.
    Bobby: It's American.
  • Joey using his father's debating skills to get his mother to let him go to LA by basically calling her out on just using him as a prize to be won in a marital dispute is this as well as a Moment of Awesome.
  • The end of the movie, when lobbyists for fast food, nuclear power, and oil companies are added to the MOD Squad.
  • The "Where Are They Now?" Epilogue reveals that Heather got bumped to on-scene weather reporting, complete with palm fronds knocking her over during the hurricane.
    • And Nick establishes a consulting firm for other lobbyists. His first customers? The cell phone industry regarding concerns about brain cancer.

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