- Jake and Joe Danby's chat just after Mr. Danby's failed Jailbreak attempt.
Joe: (about his father) He's got a heart as big as the whole outdoors, but he don't have one brain in his poor old head.
- This exchange:
Mayor Perkins: I wanted you to meet my daughter, Sheriff. She's a good cook, a mighty fine looking girl. Takes after her dear, departed mother.
Jason McCullough: Mother died, huh?
Mayor Perkins: Nope, she just departed.
- The Brick Joke of Prudy naming her gold mine after the guy whose funeral was disrupted by its discovery.
- Jake's mandatory last lines.
Jake: Now the way this story ends... is that they get married and he goes on to become governor of the state. Never gets to Australia, but he keeps readin' a lot of books about it. I get to be sheriff of this town... and then I go on to become one of the most beloved characters in Western folklore.
- Suuure Jake.
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