- Jake and Joe Danby's chat just after Mr. Danby's failed Jailbreak attempt.
Joe: (about his father) He's got a heart as big as the whole outdoors, but he don't have one brain in his poor old head.
- Jake's mandatory last lines.
Jake: Now the way this story ends... is that they get married and he goes on to become governor of the state. Never gets to Australia, but he keeps readin' a lot of books about it. I get to be sheriff of this town... and then I go on to become one of the most beloved characters in Western folklore.
- Suuure Jake.