Funny: So I Married an Axe Murderer
- The Alcatraz tour, full stop.
- "Let's get pissed!"
- "We have a piper down!"
- "That boy's heed is like an orange on a toothpick!"
- "Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartarse!"
- Practically anything Stuart says or does can easily qualify, really.
- (about haggis) "I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."