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* Practically anything Stuart says or does can easily qualify, really. Here's another wee sampling, after he's questioned about who's in the [[UsefulNotes/ConspiracyTheories "Pentavirate" he believes controls the world]]:
-->'''Stuart:''' The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, ''and'' Colonel Sanders, before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee '''beady''' eyes, and that smug look on his face. ''*whiny voice*'' "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ooohh!"
-->'''Charlie:''' Dad... how can you ''hate'' "The Colonel"?
-->'''Stuart:''' Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ye crave it fortnightly, ''SMMMM'''ARTARSE!'''''

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* Practically anything Stuart says or does can easily qualify, really. Here's another wee sampling, after he's questioned about who's in the [[UsefulNotes/ConspiracyTheories "Pentavirate" he believes controls the world]]:
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-->'''Stuart:''' The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, ''and'' Colonel Sanders, before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee '''beady''' eyes, and that smug look on his face. ''*whiny voice*'' "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ooohh!"
-->'''Charlie:'''
Ooohh!"\\
'''Charlie:'''
Dad... how can you ''hate'' "The Colonel"?
-->'''Stuart:'''
Colonel"?\\
'''Stuart:'''
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ye crave it fortnightly, ''SMMMM'''ARTARSE!'''''
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** On a meta note, Anthony [=LaPaglia=] visibly unable to control a laughing fit during the scene, to the point he can barely squeak out his line.
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* StevenWright as the pilot. "That's the artificial horizon...which is better than the ''actual'' horizon."

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* StevenWright Creator/StevenWright as the pilot. "That's the artificial horizon...which is better than the ''actual'' horizon."
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* StevenWright as the pilot. "That's the artificial horizon...which is better than the ''actual'' horizon."
* "Hey, somebody needs a hug!"
* "...I'm naked, aren't I?"
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** Even better: Even though the kid's name (Willy) is spoken in the film, he's still listed as "Heed" in the credits.

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** Even better: Even though the kid's name (Willy) is spoken in the film, he's still listed as "Heed" in the credits.
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** Even better: Even though the kid's name (Willy) is spoken in the film, he's still listed as "Heed" in the credits.
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* "We have a piper down!"

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* "We have a piper down!"down! S'alright, he's just pissed!"
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* "This poem... sucks."
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* Practically anything Stuart says or does can easily qualify, really. Here's another wee sampling, after he's questioned about who's in the [[ConspiracyTheory "Pentavirate" he believes controls the world]]:

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* Practically anything Stuart says or does can easily qualify, really. Here's another wee sampling, after he's questioned about who's in the [[ConspiracyTheory [[UsefulNotes/ConspiracyTheories "Pentavirate" he believes controls the world]]:
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* (about haggis) "I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."

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* (about (About haggis) "I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."

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** "He probably cries himself to sleep each night on his ''huge'' pillow."



-->'''Stuart:''' Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ye crave it fortnightly, ''SMARTARSE!''

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-->'''Stuart:''' Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ye crave it fortnightly, ''SMARTARSE!''''SMMMM'''ARTARSE!'''''

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* "Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartarse!"
* Practically anything Stuart says or does can easily qualify, really. Here's a wee sampling, after he's questioned about who's in the [[ConspiracyTheory "Pentavirate" he believes controls the world]]:

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* "Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartarse!"
* Practically anything Stuart says or does can easily qualify, really. Here's a another wee sampling, after he's questioned about who's in the [[ConspiracyTheory "Pentavirate" he believes controls the world]]:

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* Practically anything Stuart says or does can easily qualify, really.

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* Practically anything Stuart says or does can easily qualify, really. Here's a wee sampling, after he's questioned about who's in the [[ConspiracyTheory "Pentavirate" he believes controls the world]]:
-->'''Stuart:''' The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, ''and'' Colonel Sanders, before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee '''beady''' eyes, and that smug look on his face. ''*whiny voice*'' "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ooohh!"
-->'''Charlie:''' Dad... how can you ''hate'' "The Colonel"?
-->'''Stuart:''' Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ye crave it fortnightly, ''SMARTARSE!''
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* Practically anything Stuart says or does can easily qualify, really.

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* Practically anything Stuart says or does can easily qualify, really.really.
* (about haggis) "I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."
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* "Let's get pissed!"


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* "That boy's heed is like an orange on a toothpick!"
* "Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartarse!"
* Practically anything Stuart says or does can easily qualify, really.

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